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• Honestly anything that I find amusing or interesting is here and it is a big fat mess, follow at your own risk. • aalys/sade - they/them

[serana666-deactivated20250217]

[pengosolvent]

Edit: the title for this comic is “Puzzle Rat” this one’s a few days late due to having a lot of doctors appointments sorry it’s  just 9 pages, and about some rats… it’s more symbolic than anything really

(it’s completely unrelated to any of my songs that have to do with “puzzleboy”) Patreon: www.patreon.com/PengoSolvent

[leonkennedysprostate]

[valtsv]

fuck you i have hobbies. being weird about wounds on the internet is absolutely a hobby.

[valtsv]

saying this to myself in the mirror alone in my bedroom &then saying "stop looking at me like that" to a spider on my wall

[dragoncommunion]

Settings > Meals > My Sandwich > Configure My Sandwich

[adriftinhilbertspace]

vim /usr/local/sandwich/conf/sandwich.conf

[owochimuwu]

You bad bad boy. Where are mommy's nuclear launch codes

[lesbx]

[eternal-fractal]

Can't express how stress free being open minded is.

Some lesbians use he/him? Oh cool.

Some people have people inside their head and sometimes it's fictional chars? Sick your brains like a pirate ship they're all working to run.

Some people like being treated like a pet dog? Bark bark bro.

Being fat isn't unhealthy but a perfectly normal type of body to have? Kinda beautiful how different we can all be.

Something doesn't make any fucking sense? Cool an opportunity to learn. And even if I can't figure it out it's cool we still have mysteries today.

[owenthetokencishet]

It's just... idk man. People are weird. Being a person is weird. Society is weird. The universe is weird. Rather than having to "normalize" everything, just accept that some people are weird. So are you. Nothing is normal. the rules are all made up. I once saw a Klingon pushing a baby stroller down the street in toronto. The world is a weird place, man. Just roll with it.

[pansyfemme]

whoevers writing the script for my life can you throw in a few out of nowhere tasteless tacky sex scenes real quick. thanks

[t4tvampireisms]

I guess Biden made the decision to drop out of the race.

[t4tvampireisms]

What’s important is we all remember him as the genocidal war criminal he made himself out to be over the entirety of his campaign. He denied death tolls, he ignored the cries for help, and now thousands of civilians blood rests on his hands. Never forget, Joe Biden is a war criminal, and he should be held accountable to the highest extent. If not by a court, then at the very least by the people.

[jessebloom]

there’s still time for him to give netanyahu covid, InshaAllah 🙏🙏🙏

[kosmogrl]

the secret to life is always having something to look forward to

[kosmogrl]

to anyone saying there's nothing to look forward to, I'm not saying it has to be anything spectacular or huge. it could just be a song or a book that will release in a few days, a tv show, anything!! no matter how small it seems it can keep us going

[rslashrats]

the saddest beanie baby related thing ever is still trap the mouse. no birthday

[rslashrats]

[holisticknight]

hi, fun fact! Trap the mouse doesn’t have a birthday because he was THE FIRST BEANIE BABY. Before Beanie Babies had birthdays, there was Trap the Mouse. Basically, he is too ancient for birthdays. Older than dirt, this one.

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

He predates the modern calendar

[mrevaunit42]

Beanie baby cthulhu

[githvyrik]

people who hate chatty cats are the worst like. your small friend is singing a song just for you! they have things to say! listen to them

[kedreeva]

Not only that, but cats basically meow JUST for your benefit! They don’t talk to other cats with meowing- really only kittens, because kittens are still learning how to speak cat. But cats have realized you can’t speak cat, but you DO respond to meowing, so they accommodate you!! They want to talk to you so much that these little creatures who aren’t really about doing work if they don’t have to are willing to work to talk to you!! That’s amazing!!

[first-and-last-neocount]

Chatty cats are absolute treasures and I adore them

[5weekdays]

"hey, bobby, ginger's kid came out to her as non-binerary! can you believe it?"

"non-binary."

"huh? wha? what'd i say?"

"you said 'non-binerary.' the word is non-binary."

"right. non-byrony."

"oh my god"

[5weekdays]

"ginger's gonna march with her kid in the parade next year! she's so excited!"

"she'll get to make signs... chant slogans..."

"you sound kind of jealous, lin."

"well, maybe i *am* jealous. maybe *i* wanna be a PFLAG mom."

"pee flag!!"

"gene."

[5weekdays]

"...kids, are any of you non-binary?"

"i respond to both 'attaboy' and 'you go, girl!'"

"i'm whatever gender gets the coolest happy meal toys."

[molabuddy]

the important thing is to make characters who are fucked up in similar ways to u and then to give them the strength to keep going. so that even by thinking of them u may be able to gift urself this strength too. the other important thing is to make hot women

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

me at work thinking I look nonchalant and approachable

[singingwound-deactivated2024111]

i’m trying to have a yaoi moment with you. man to man i’m trying to have a yaoi moment with you right now