Ramblings of a child found inside a woman's body.

Childlike joy and neediness mixed with irreplaceable desires to feel better. 23 years old and questioning every minute of it.

[valiumandcodeine-blog-blog]

[totemeister]

It’sa me! Maria!

[ruinedchildhood]

“Just because you’re racist, doesn’t mean you have to be ignorant. An informed racist is a better racist.” Kumail Nanjiani on Saturday Night Live

[ruinedchildhood]

[youngsamberg]

my favorite samberg meme is finding weird pictures of him deep in the internet with no context

please feel free to add your favorite no-context pics of sambags below

[roy-kent]

[minim-calibre]

[lemonsharks]

[theliftinglife00-deactivated202]

professor: *teaches 5 chapters in a 50 minute class* Does everyone understand?

me:

[heartsnmagic]

[mortalm]

After four years I'm finally getting this figure inked again. I'm so excited to get to work with another amazing artist. #TBC January 22

[greenleafpan]

[paganbrotherhood-deactivated201]

http://paganbrotherhood.tumblr.com/

[yeehawlw]

i’m in me mums car girl is a lesbian so that vine is gay culture now

[yeehawlw]

[plasticcflower]

LEGEND

[celinedijonmustard-deactivated2]

are these bitcoins?

[sedoretu]

*eats $500,000 in bitcoin in one sitting*

[innerab-deactivated20161213]

[mortalm]

Same

[princessdanhowell]

people are always like “are you a morning person or a night person” and I’m just like buddy I’m barely even a person

[drunkhemingway]

1. You fucking live here

2. You fucking live here

3. You fucking live here

4. You fucking live here

5. You fucking live here

[mortalm]

Sorry for missing work yesterday boss, the doctor confirmed my worst fears.

It's definitely alcoholism and drug addiction. I know! Who would have thought it'd be worse than all of my other mental health challenges.

[sunbathe]

[promiscuouspink]

[chintakaya-deactivated20190713]