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we're not kids anymore.
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@mortfuldodger
mortfuldodger replied to your post:mortfuldodger replied to your post:better yet:…
yo dude for someone who’s so involved in social justice that’s awfully ageist of you
Do you like the one about the genetically modified turtles???
DOES DIS LOOK LIKE 1989 TO YOU
mortfuldodger replied to your post:better yet: grantaire in that lingerie, but skillfully tied up all tightly with rope and waiting on the bed for you with a warm and trusting look when you come home
UM
Gavroche, go watch Blue’s Clues…you know. The programming with the blue dog and its talking notepad? Or couch? Was there a sun with a baby laughing involved?
I love the one with the talking notepad.
I DON'T WANT TO WATCH YOUR SHITTY CLOCK ANIME
Do you have a least favorite memory from your past life?
Gee!!!!!!!!!! I don’t know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Let me think!!!!!!1!!!1
Maybe that one time, you know, when aLL OF MY FRIENDS DIED.
would u like me to buy you a soda
Does soda cure hundreds of years of survivor’s guilt.
it did for me that time after i accidentally let eponine's hamster crawl into the washing machine and turned it on
Do you have a least favorite memory from your past life?
Gee!!!!!!!!!! I don’t know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Let me think!!!!!!1!!!1
Maybe that one time, you know, when aLL OF MY FRIENDS DIED.
would u like me to buy you a soda
bahorel and enjypoo
adjust your busts before they combust
Hey guys what’s on TV.
get your hairy ass down here man we're having a SOTU party
Which of you nerds are watching the State of the Union?
i have the weirdest boehner
I, uh. I took sick leave off work for a few days. My job isn’t something that’s, uh, easy to do while not feeling so tops.
haha no man i feel you, you have an iron stomach to be able to carefully study raccoon dongs and design them for human use
(he deep-throats an entire mozzarella stick as he says this.)
How do you know about all this stuff, kiddo.
What is even going on anymore tonight.
hell if i know dude
are there any mozzarella sticks left
YOU COME INTO MY HOUSE.
#Yeah they’re in the fridge just microwave them for 45 seconds.
(he comes back a few minutes later, plate of soggy, steaming mozzarella sticks in hand.)
so how’s the bad dragon dildo designing going, big guy
I, uh. I took sick leave off work for a few days. My job isn’t something that’s, uh, easy to do while not feeling so tops.
haha no man i feel you, you have an iron stomach to be able to carefully study raccoon dongs and design them for human use
(he deep-throats an entire mozzarella stick as he says this.)
Hello, Bahorel.
Are you here for the mozzarella sticks?
[ Serenely sits next to. ]
….uh. There’s cheese sticks?
That’s what Grantaire said.
[ Replies serenely. ]
i have gone to the trouble of warming them up for you guys
(he tosses a floppy, phallic, day-old mozzarella stick at Bahorel. It lands in his lap.)
What is even going on anymore tonight.
hell if i know dude
are there any mozzarella sticks left
YOU COME INTO MY HOUSE.
#Yeah they're in the fridge just microwave them for 45 seconds.
(he comes back a few minutes later, plate of soggy, steaming mozzarella sticks in hand.)
so how's the bad dragon dildo designing going, big guy
What is even going on anymore tonight.
hell if i know dude
are there any mozzarella sticks left
whoa what the hell montparnasse is on tv
i definitely lost my pizza privilege
HAHA SUCK IT AZELMA I HAVE A HOT DATE WITH THE BOYS AND SOME MOZZARELLA STICKS.
i definitely lost my pizza privilege
why is everyone talking about sex
#is this all anybody ever talks about anymore
Do you want to come hang out with Grantaire and I? His mother makes good mozzarella sticks.
I’ll see you soon then.
I thought those were for Bahorel—
They can share?
am i invited or not because i think my sister might have offered me pizza
...but i made fun of brangelina camerabag so maybe i don't have pizza privilege anymore actually
no gav fuck those guys i have pizza get back here you weak twerp this is stuffed crust you’re missin out on
you're breaking my balls azelma
