#bigfatr

[neveralawyer]

Rhyme me up big boy

Curly is his hair

tangled like the thoughts within

pretends not to care

but got mad boners for blond men

[neveralawyer]

hahaha no bed grantaire

[neveralawyer]

[sets up camp for the new Not Getting Any Ass club]

[neveralawyer]

GROUP TEXT; Enjolras, Grantaire

[TEXT] id like to make a formal apology but in my defense they were tinted green and had A Smell like I thought??

[neveralawyer]

♥æ@

♥ = Character’s preference for relationships (sexuality, type of person, etc.)

As much as he'd like to put off that he's the man-of-the-house and a complete dominant force, he loves having a partner that will take that role. 

æ = The character and languages (Known or Want to Learn)

Bahorel only ever learned English fluently, and he was discouraged from taking other language courses seriously in high school by the complications his reading disability gave. However, he's been slowly learning bits and pieces of Latin, from books and the internet and such.

@ = How the character appears online

Just as he would like to be shown- A manly man and douchebag  someone who's got it all under control. A meat-headed jock. A rebel. 

[neveralawyer]

★

My first thought on meeting you, I can't reeeeaaally be sure because I'm 99% sure I was wasted but

I'm pretty sure it was something like, "Look at this motherfucker. Trying to out-keg-stand me."

I don't remember much of that night, but I do remember throwing up and bonding in the bathroom together. 

[pontmariusus-blog]

★

First impression — I don’t know, Grantaire, I think I was just pretty scared of you for the first week. Or two. Or three, who’s counting. But under the fear there was immediately undying love. #nohomo

[neveralawyer]

Headcannon

The past few years bahorel has been ridiculously cruel to grantaire on valentine's day.

sending like two dozen boquets to his house or a singinggram to his work. One time he had a cupid come a shoot 'love darts' at him while he was at the gym.