[bestoftswift]

[keeleyjonesss]

female awesome meme – [1/5] female characters with the best character growth ✿ April Ludgate

When I started working for you, I was aimless and just thought everything was stupid and lame, and you turned me into someone with goals and ambition, which is really the only reason why I’m even thinking about what I really want.

[afinelinebetween]

[sothisiswhyimgay]

[adultum]

[impatapoon-deactivated20180201]

Every 7 years, the cells in your entire body will be destroyed and replaced with new cells. One day I will have a body you will have never touched.

3 am thoughts. (via impatapoon)

[wwoollffff]

Donald Trump’s ugly son and Mitt Romney’s ugly son should hang out. I’d like to see that Facebook album.

[fake]

are these not the same person

[grantofalltrades]

[skinsluver]

[domesticlager]

today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”

to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older

they were going to get fakes to buy fish

[only1600kids]

bathroom poets

[thesimpsonswayoflife]

[swagyoulater]

Couldn’t have said it better myself

[purplebuddhaproject]

You can’t stop the waves, but you can learn how to surf.

Jon Kabat-Zinn (via purplebuddhaproject)

[lucid-bean]

[cosmicwizdom]

75% of women ask questions in which they already know the answer to. This is why it’s best to simply tell her the truth.

- unknown (via quotelounge)

[supportcosgrove]