Lonesome Sound

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When its time to go home

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what is UP with morty's left arm?

(don’t call him morty…)

Anyways- they’re really, really deep stretch marks! last year Mortimer had his left arm chopped off by a hunter! It took a couple months and a long nap to grow it back. My HC is that when a vampire’s limbs grow back, because they do grow back, is they come out sort of wonky and Bad. Mortimer was a little luckier in his own case because all he got was arthritis in that arm, and some pretty bad stretch marks that are prone to splitting open; it could have been much worse. It could have come back with missing fingers (or more fingers), the limb being too long or too short... It could have not grown back at all! 

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👕 !

👕 - OC in a T-shirt with something stupid printed on it

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🔞

🔞 - OC in something sexy

…………..tank tops are hot.

[abra-ka-dammit]

OC Outfit Doodle Asks

Send one of the following symbols and one of my OC’s names and I’ll doodle:

👀 OC in their typical underwear 💤 OC in their sleep attire 🔞 OC in something sexy 🏄 OC in what they would wear to the beach/pool 👔 OC in what they would wear to a formal event (such as a wedding) ☠ OC in what they would wear to a funeral 👖 OC in what they would wear to a casual event (such as a birthday party) 👑 OC dressed as royalty 🚪 OC in what they wear when lounging around at home 💕 OC in what they would wear on a first date ❌ OC in something they would absolutely never wear 🎃 OC in a costume they’d wear for Halloween 🎄 OC in an ugly Christmas sweater 🚓 OC in a prison uniform 🚲 OC in athletic gear  🐰 OC in a kigurumi of their favourite animal ❄ OC in what they’d wear on a very cold day 🔥 OC in what they’d wear on a very hot day 👕 OC in a T-shirt with something stupid printed on it (think Zazzle) 🎭 OC in another OC’s typical attire 📦 OC wearing something that isn’t clothes (such as a fig leaf, a barrel, etc.) 👻 OC in a really bad disguise 📷 OC in a stereotypical tourist getup 🙎 OC in something embarrassing 👗 OC in something from the 50’s 💀 OC in goth/emo/scene attire 💃 OC in some radical 90’s clothes 🌁 OC in a hoodie 🌋 OC in camping or adventuring gear ♠️ OC in their armor (or in some sort of fantasy armor if not applicable to their story) 🎨 OC in a cartoon character’s outfit  🏨 OC in a maid outfit 🏥 OC in a nurse uniform 🐑 OC in farmer wear 👍 OC in a crop top

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“Cons to my unlife: I can no longer eat mashed potatoes. Pros? As long as I have blood in my system, I can masturbate endlessly.”

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Probably doesn't help that they taste like ash either.

“Nothing tastes good anymore but I still want to eat it! This is the worst!”

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“I hate this. I can’t eat mashed potatoes anymore. All I can do is roll them around in my mouth before spitting them out in the trash. This SUCKS.”

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But for now it’s here and it’s better left unsaid When you curl away you take me too Maybe I’ll wake in another place But you don’t wake, you’re fast asleep Now I’m gone and there’s no one I ask you to hold your arms open No but the words don’t seem to come no In the dark, you put your hands on And you whisper something back so that I can’t hear But now your body is folded shut And what once was my house now lay in ruins With both arms I tried to keep it up But they buckle under the stone and now I sleep under her

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anyways i got a lobster

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alt

Hoxton!! Kind of an interesting case in that, Hoxton is the first character I’ve written multiple fics about BEFORE RPing him. I haven’t gotten around to making an account for him, yet, and tbh, with how small the PAYDAY fandom already is, I doubt there’s even an RP community surrounding it.

But he’s my favorite character and I’ve wrote about 10 fics centered around him so far, and drawn abt 6x that so… yeah. One day I’d love to RP him, but I honestly don’t think he’d be relevant in any of the RP circles I’m currently in for crossover material, and there is such a lack of PAYDAY presence that I wouldn’t be able to establish any sort of in-universe material.

Guess it’s sticking to fics and fanart for now

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alt! (here have another too XD )

OMG GOOD OKAY

since u mentioned your dunmer dude i feel obligated to mention my bosmer!! also bosmer as a whole are one of my biggest special interests so like... i have to restrain from infodumping...

Tinriel Kyoreth!! He’s the current Silvenar because I Love that part of Bosmeri lore and the fact that I’ve never seen another Silvenar OC (or more than one other Bosmer for that matter) I’ve decided that he’s the best bet. He’s gone thru many many iterations and is actually, in a very convoluted way, a prototype for what Mortimer is now

I haven’t RP’d him since... god... since almost four years ago, but I constantly draw him because he holds such a special place in my heart. one more picture of him because i love him so much...

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alt! :D

Warcraft III Kael’thas....... my love.... my oldest waifu....

For a while on tumblr I had a DOTA 2 / Warcraft III crossover version of Kael’thas where he doubled as the Invoker in DOTA 2 because I’m a Slut for crossovers. It was really cringey though because the DOTA 2 fandom was GARBAGE especially the RP fandom.

I had fun with him for a while but not a lot of people have played Warcraft III so a lot of the time they didn’t know what I was talking about also the fandom was full of garbage people and because i often called out the fucking nazi apologists and terfs in the fandom i was considered a bad person

Anyways, Kael is def a character I’d love to come back to, but probably not ever going to

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alt!

I SERIOUSLY MISS RPing Axton tbh... he wasn’t my first characters RP’d but he was definitely one of the first canon characters I ever had an actual amount of fun playing as. One of the first RPs I did with him actually managed to get to 15,000 words (each reply averaging 2-3,000) but it petered out way too early. I still have a whole page of HCs about him tucked away. I think the last time I wrote/drew anything for Borderlands was nearly 2 years ago though.

Maybe one day I’ll get back into him... he’s just such a good character and everyone in the BL fandom totally wrote him off as this generic cishet white male protag and like... on the surface, yeah, i guess, if you looked at him as the title character for bl2 (when he isnt) but... anyways. I love Axton and miss him

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Send me "alt!" and I'll introduce you to a character I've rped in the past, want to play in the future or are currently playing somewhere else!