Rob Lipsett. IG: @ roblipsett
An Irish private school boy whos been a superhunk since his teen years in school.
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Rob Lipsett. IG: @ roblipsett
An Irish private school boy whos been a superhunk since his teen years in school.
Those of you who are jacked, if you can't work out barechested in a small gym cos there isn't one near you that allows that, do it at home with roommates who are non jacked especially if they have fag or slut friends over.
When you get really sweaty the looks you'll get will fucking POWER you bro and remind you that you're a fucking KING
{TEACHING POST} - Too Much Muscle?
Be careful not to cross the line into "beef cake" territory guys. If you do get jacked don't be one of these guys with muscle dysmorphia who always thinks "NEED TO GET BIGGER NEED TO GET BIGGER" and never stops to just maintain what they have
Zach recently has been heading in that direction. Over the top BEEFY is not sexy and the guys that get into that mode tend to be very different to normal fratty alpha bros, they are obsessed with muscle gain to the point where their entire life revolves around it (which it needs to be to pack on that much muscle) and they reach a wall where their genetics won't allow them to pack on any more naturally, so they go for the unnatural option and end up shortening their fucking life span.
He's already got a tubby dude face, when you add that to too much muscle the result is actually very unattractive and unnatural looking. Your goal should be jacked alpha stud not bulging monster. Women don't like beef cakes and most normal guys into guys don't either, and the type that do are kind of crazy (as in mentally)
What did I say about working out making teenage boys crazy horny? This kids so in love with himself he's dying to have some fag sub drop to his knees or some chick to fuck, so he can lord his power over them.
I'm getting really tired of seeing AI.
Guys there are those of us who are jacked and don't need to be air brushed to look like a plastic Ken doll or a GI Joe without his fatigues. Were human, were men, this shit does not even look good, it's too plastic and when you do it you undermine those of us with really good bodies that we got cos we worked for it, they'll say OURS is AI'd or we only take positions and that's how we pull it off.
Stop using AI to add muscle, there is plenty of real world stuff.
Other than being shirtless with my bros tossing a ball around (getting stared at with envy as we sweat it up) THIS ^ is my fav thing to do in summer months.
Have a tight shirt showing off the shred / biceps/ chest or be barechested and eat something unhealthy like a big fuck off Ice Cream, it will drive them C.R.A.Z.Y
.....of course they don't know this is an exception, that you can't eat that shit regularly, but make it seem like any time you can cos (not far from truth) your machines so shredded you can just burn off the calories. Lick on the ice cream as they stare daggers their eyes moving from the cone to your abs and back and then say "what? I get some ice cream on my shit hot abs or something?"
"I have contempt for all of you fuckers not up to my level, if you are at my level we can be bros, if not, you're a bitch!"
The backwards baseball cap is "the crown of the alpha douchebro"
Now tell me it's not intentional (being homoerotic) tell me go on!
He wants lots of clicks from faggots so he can make money from product placement, make money off you stupid fags and with that money he'll buy alcohol to use to get chicks shitfaced so he can have a 3some with them , money to have a place for him to say and hang out with his bros and fuck chicks (with and without bros), money to pay for better and better gym memberships and equipment money for new clothes to fit his jacked expanding bod...and all coz of clicks which are generated by you desperate fags.
Filming himself in his underwear getting out of bed makes you faggots with you were there under that duvet with him, and he knows that. It's what you'd love isn't it faggots??? Be honest fairies!!
Smooth pits and forearms = smooth balls, ass and legs. Always.
His buddy the tier 2 alpha is recording him, cos he worships his bro and is probably a former geek trying to built tighter bonds with the boys
An example of an alpha and a tier 2 alpha who reports to him, together in 1 shot, a gold star for which ever one of you fuckos can explain to me, here or pm, why he's a tier 2 (guy in chair)
It's not just muscle and looking good, we excel at things you don't, you often can't even say "at least they're dumb I'm smart" cos we've probably read more books than you and being fit means our wits are sharp and reasoning skills strong...
Were not just able to lift muscle we study endurance and flexibility too
"oh hi! Did not wish to disturb your Dungeons and Dragons board play faggot. I'm just here with my bros looking H.O.T. and you will never look as good as this, never feel as good as this, never get the sex I get coz I look like this, but you can be my bith if you want fags...just whack it to my material hahaha''
Some of these guys love teasing fags in heir audience/fans/followers as a side gig, this guy is full time, if he's into pussy at all I'd say he's majority on our team, he enjoys toying with the fags far too much knows exactly what to post to get them going.
On a side note, pull ups or anything involving body weight is a GREAT fucking alpha flex to show off what you got and this stud Will has it
"Yeh look at me and my hot friends you dumb faggots, whack off to my pics and give me plenty of clicks so I can get product placements and endorsements and make money off you stupid fags hahahahah but you'll never share a bed with me cos you're not hot enough LOSER"
You would be SHOCKED at the number of superjock alphas that are also trekkies or star wars fans...it's a bizarre thing. He'll be looking up from his star trek comic (no I'm not joking) as he sits on the beach in his speedo being checked out by sluts to give her the 'how you doin' smile, before looking back down and saying to himself "this is good, why is this stuff not cannon?" or "hey I thought the Defiant class had pulse cannon phasers not phaser STRIPS"
We don't have to be a stereotype, we can be whatever we want to be cos we got so much social capital bitches. Cos were better than you. Suck on it.
Some lucky drunk slut at a college party has had all 3 of these guys together, maybe more than one slut, and she made her excuses to her friends that he just did it cos she was so drunk...but it was the hottest night of the sluts life and her friends know it.
Jakes the most toxic one of that crew for fuckin sure