Mort Magnifique

“We all are a little Insane, My Love.”

[mortmagnifique]

A—“Whoever invented the knock knock joke should receive an award.”

D—“Like what?”

A—“I don't know, Maybe the no bell Prize?.”

D—“.....”

D—“That was actually pretty good one.”

[mortmagnifique]

—“So they clothes school tomorrow?”

—“They Shirt it down.”

—“That Socks.”

[mortmagnifique]

Person A— “In the end we all are human Beans.”

Person B— “And together we will rice.”

Person C— “Lettuce Pray.”

Person D— “Ramen.”

[mortmagnifique]

—I am going to buy curtains for my Computer.

—Why?

—Because it has windows.

[mortmagnifique]

*Doing research for a Assignment*

—“When did you become a expert in economics?”

—“Last Night.”

[mortmagnifique]

Hero—“Is that a threat?!”

Villan—“Does it sound like a compliment?”

[mortmagnifique]

Police—“Mam do you know by any chance why I pulled you over?”

Mam—“oh I don't know.”

Police—“Damn, Cause I forget.”

[mortmagnifique]

—“How did you got so less marks in English, are not you very talented in this subject as your sayings?”

—“Absolutely!, I am also consufed...”

—“What the—, I understand have a nice day.”

[mortmagnifique]

A—I think I just found another power in you.

P—What are they?

A—Its that, You are Highly Naturally Annoying.

P—Oh, What can I say; like father like son.

B—Did you just say I am annoying?

P—Did you just confirm that you are my father?.

[mortmagnifique]

—“I am telling you Jail is no Fun.”

—“You have been in once?”

—“Absolutely, Once in Monopoly.”

[mortmagnifique]

—“Damn, Right I am pretty.”

—“I said Petty.”

[mortmagnifique]

Person A—*Sends a weird meme*

Person B—“Ayo what the *Beep*”

Person A—“Please, I apologise don't think I am weird, please!”

Person B—“Ayo, No let's be friends!”

[mortmagnifique]

—“Would you Murder your family for one free burger?”

—“Absoultly not dude.”

Family—“Ofcourse, He wouldn't.”

—“With extra mac and cheese?”

—*Sharpening knife* “Tell me where to start.”

Family—“What the *Beep*”

[mortmagnifique]

—“How am I looking in the new pair of jeans, bro?”

—“You are looking Beautiful Bro!”

—“I appreciate your words Bro!”

—“However I want to say something bro.”

—“Absouloutly You can, What it is bro?”

—“It is, Try those legs sometimes without the jeans bro.”

—“Eh?”

Third Person—“Ayo, What the *beep* Dude.”

[mortmagnifique]

— “Have you brought us here to die?”

— “Obviously.”

— “I have no idea if you are being sarcastic or not.”

[mortmagnifique]

— “Thats not funny.”

— “I thought it was.”

— “It doesn't Count. You started laughing in the middle of a funeral because you started thinking of a meme you saw on Facebook.”

[mortmagnifique]

— “You killed my Sister!”

— “No, I didn't.”

— “Yes, you did have!”

— “No.”

— “You killed her right in front of me!, Why are you saying you have not killed her?”

— “Because you are talking to your sister right now!.”