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Sepia • 26 • she • a nerd in various forms (sideblog to @bastilledna)

[yugiohz]

sine 1996

[mossiecobble]

re: your tags. BAD MEMORIES?? SAYS WHO??? LMFAOO i had the time of my life with that poll!!! so what if a couple of dorks thought japan was a burgerless nightmare realm. that shit was hysterical

LMAOOOO alright GOOD I'm glad!!!! genuinely what a masterpiece. truly "what the fuck happens in yugioh: the definitive exhibit"

[yugiohz]

jock x goth boyfriends

[greentrickster]

People discussing ‘unhinged’ fanfiction always seem to talk about dark!fic or explicit stuff, as opposed to the truly unhinged stuff like the fic author zapping all their favs from a story onto a set, assigning them roles, and forcing them to act out popular movies. Because, let me tell you, I read a fic like that with the original Yugioh cast acting out Disney’s Aladdin approximately fifteen years ago, and it is to this day one of the one of the most unhinged pieces of media I’ve ever consumed.

[getintherobot]

????????

[rocketbirdie]

i love seeing my non-ygo followers in my notes going "what the actual Fuck happens in yugioh" because there is no adequate way to answer that question. everything happens. everything you can possibly think of that could ever happen, happens in yugioh.

wait a minute ok. i was about to start listing a bunch of absurd shit that goes down in this series but instead i'm just going to make my point by making it everybody else's problem instead

Which one of these events did NOT happen in the original yugioh manga or anime

Yami sets a man on fire in broad daylight at the local burger joint

Malik mind controls a mime and turns it into an unstoppable killing machine

Yugi confesses his love for Joey then gets dragged to the sea floor by an anchor

Seto stops a guy from shooting him by blocking the gun's hammer with a card

Ancient Egyptian laser beam battle

Bakura gouges out a man's eyeball and licks it

Yugi's grandpa tries to beat a ghost to death with a frying pan

Seto sacrifices god just so he can play another blue eyes white dragon

Yugi almost gets hanged to death by the yo-yo gang

Joey straight up dies (he gets better though don't worry)

Voting ended onSep 1, 2025

[rocketbirdie]

7. YUGI'S GRANDPA DOES NOT TRY TO BEAT A GHOST TO DEATH WITH A FRYING PAN. Congratulations to the 25.8% of people who voted correctly!

here's the receipts lol

thank you all for participating in the What The Fuck Happens In Yugioh Poll! bonus events that weren't included as poll options can be found under the cut.

[rocketbirdie]

underneath me

[bacchuschucklefuck]

''''''shadow'''''''' ''''''''game'''''''''''''

[bacchuschucklefuck]

penalty game

[takofukkatsumi]

Reblog this and tell me what was your biggest crying over a piece of fiction. You can be vague if you don't want to spoil.

[cfops-ur-heart]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

HORNY MAZE CHASE FIC IS LIVE

[baddyzarc]

If you wanna know the state of Yugioh TCG collecting in the wake of Overframes in the core game…

[baddyzarc]

The situation is so funny man

Basically, Mr grifter announced that he might be getting into the collecting side of yugioh, which would lead to the scalping hell that now plagues the Pokémon and One Piece TCGs

As a joke, MBTYugioh gave them pointers on what to “invest in”, recommending some of the WORST shit products that this game released in the years

He then followed up with a tongue-in-cheek, clearly trolling video recommending shit like Legendary Duelists sets, Duelist of Deep and Synchro Storm, and the Platinum cards, and exclusive COINS before ending the video with “Don’t invest in yugioh. You will lose money due to this game’s reprint policies”

Like, it was very obvious for anyone with half-a-brain cell and is familiar with Yugioh that the video is a joke

BUT a bunch of scalping bots took the video at face value and bought out these doodoo, worthless products immediately after his fuckass video came out

Now they’re sitting on unsellable trash. 100% deserved, I hope everyone whose trying to grift this game like Pokémon loses their money

[kmnsiki]

バクラくんを出したかったサイレント漫画。手の動くままに描いたら結局最後はゆーじょーだよ。内容は無いよう。

[mrn0093]

[kmnsiki]

脚がみじかい王様でごめん

[the-sky-queen]

Okay I wanna ramble for a second! I was reading the manga and the moment in the Battle City finals where Yami Bakura gets switched out with Ryou during the first duel came up. And everything about that moment is sooooo interesting. Like, look at what Yugi says after the duel:

This is like a DIRECT parallel to the moment in Duelist Kingdom where Kaiba threatened to jump off the castle wall if Yami went through with his attack. Here, Ryou was in danger of dying due to the strain of getting blasted point blank by Osiris while being weakened from his injury. Two tournaments. Two opponents at risk of dying if Yami attacks. Everything is on the line.

The thing I find soooo fascinating is that in Duelist Kingdom, Yami ended up doing the attack, but here in Battle City, he's unable to. It isn't until Yami Bakura takes back over and Ryou is no longer in danger of dying that Yami is finally able to order the attack. This is direct, observable evidence of Yami learning kindness from Yugi! That's so cool!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh my goodness, the manga is so good.

[blapsterdapster]

“Has my face always looked like that?”

Season 0 my beloved. I’ve been watching it with my friends and it reminded me how cool the vibe of early yugioh was.

I’m also very fond of Yami’s gloopy shadow form. I wish they kept more of that in Duel Monsters.

[yoyo0109]

[yoyo0109]

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