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I’m watching BBC’s Merlin for the first time and I’m only 30 minutes in, but I swear every five seconds I’m shouting, “no no no no NO NO NO NO DONT DO THAT GOD YOURE SO STUPID”
Merlin is like “am I a monster” and behind the screen I’m just muttering “no but you’re a fucking idiot”
AMERICANS!!! DO NOT DO THIS TO FLOCK 'SECURITY' CAMERAS. REPOST AND SPREAD THE WORD
do not get IR blocking fabric or thick wool to cover your nose and mouth
do not get IR blocking sunglasses since facial recognition has moved up to targeting and identifying the upper face
do not avoid having your phone or any bluetooth devices around these cameras as they can detect and track those signals
do not buy cheap green lasers 1 milliwatt or above from etsy or walmart or amazon (i will not try and find a link if you ask)
do not use them to fry those fuckers from a distance damage the delicate inner sensors by pointing the beam in the lenses
AND unless you want to cost Flock more money in repairs, do not buy a small circle saw or a reciprocating saw and cut down the pole
OR do not climb said poles, spray paint on the solar panels, cover the lens with paint or a sticker, then use bolt cutters to sever the wires
when doing all these things, DO NOT avoid using latex gloves as fingerprints can leak through
DO NOT USE DEFLOCK TO FIND FLOCK SURVEILLANCE CAMERAS NEAR YOU
remember, flock is for YOUR safety :) even though crime rates have not gone down since they were implemented, they're being abused to track down exes and s/os, and many face pools or houses or schools or gymnasiums! Where there are no liscence plates to be found!
DO NOT DO THESE THINGS and enjoy a life under surveillance!
enjoy living in the country where 87,000 of these cameras were used to track down a woman who got an abortion!
enjoy living in the country where there's no consequences for a flock exec to watch a inside of a gymnastics place without their knowledge!
Remember, this is their American Dream.
EDIT: 53 cities have cancelled contracts with flock and are now turning to Axon, in which 🎺 invested 1-5 million dollars earlier this year. Do not limit your focus to one brand.
The 2026 Gender Census is now open!
[ survey.gendercensus.com ]
The 13th annual international gender census, collecting information about the language we use to refer to ourselves and each other, is now open until 13th August 2026.
It’s short and easy, for most participants it takes 5 minutes or less.
After the survey is closed I’ll process the results and publish a spreadsheet of the data and a report summarising the main findings. Then anyone can use them for academic or business purposes, self-advocacy, tracking the popularity of language over time, and just feeling like we’re part of a huge and diverse community.
If you think you might have friends and followers who’d be interested, please do reblog this blog post, and share the survey URL by email or at AFK social groups or on other social networks. Every share is extremely helpful!
Survey URL: https://survey.gendercensus.com
The survey is open to anyone anywhere who speaks English and feels that the gender binary doesn’t fully describe their experience of themselves and their gender(s) or lack thereof.
Thank you so much!
[ Link to survey ]
PS: You can see some regularly-updated statistics about incoming data here, with lots of demography and graphs to peruse!
PPS: Image credits, bark and grass.
More fellowship headcannons!
Gandalf has so many names that he struggles to keep track of them all so if some random person walks up to him and addresses him by a random but vaguely mystical sounding name he will just assume that he has indeed called himself that at some point and go along with it. (His favourite name by far though is Gandalf because unbeknownst to most it’s the old hobbitish word for grandfather and that warms his heart).
Aragorn can knit. He doesn’t do it often because he lacks the yarn but he can. Sam notices his needles when helping him pack up camp one night and just lights up because he brought his yarn on the off chance that the fellowship would need new clothes quickly for some reason. (The road up to the mountains is spent furiously trying to make enough hats and gloves for everyone with colour coordination to make sure that they’re all easily identifiable in a snow storm).
Legolas is naturally a very curious person but since he’s been alive for so long he hasn’t found anything new to question in a long time. This is until pippin comes along and asks the whole group such strange questions that he feels it again for the first time in a long time. For a lot of the journey the camp routine has to include some form of strange experiment that Gandalf watches in glee as everyone else is given grey hairs by the two.
Gimli dyes strands of his hair and beard with a multitude of different blue and green tones it’s some kind of old dwarrow questing ritual that he won’t talk about but he somehow always seems to find plants along the way to remake his dyes when it fades.
Boromir left his comb at Rivendell and he refuses to ask for help until a good way into the journey so he has to get much of his hair cut off by merry (who is a surprisingly good hairdresser from having to cut so many younger cousins hair in brandy hall) because of how the muck of being in the road has congealed the knots that formed in that time together. He ends up stuck with a hobbity mullet from that point on much to his embarrassment though he winds up being quite fond of it since it actually keeps his hair out his eyes in strong winds and battle.
Frodo gets very used to his torso being basically impervious to harm because of the mithril so as natural as anything he will walk straight through bramble bushes and sleep amongst nettles whilst the others have to find a way around or suffer the scrapes and cuts of his route. When returning to the shire this becomes an issue as he wonders off without the armour and has to limp back ashamedly, covered in small wounds.
Sam is by far the strongest of the hobbits at the start of the journey and the only one among them with common sense so when he sees pippin wandering off, merry standing too close to a ledge to survey their surroundings or Frodo walking too close to poison ivy he will just pick them up and put them in air jail. This does not work for any of the big folk and they will be bitten (in the case of pippin) or yelled at if they attempt to do the same. It isn’t strange for a ‘hobbit tower’ to form when two are nabbed at the same time so one will climb onto Sam’s shoulders until they can be trusted again.
Merry has a major sweet tooth that he tries to satiate with fruits they find along the way most of the time he’s fine but every few months he can be found off the edge of camp throwing up some poisonous berry he ate. This has occurred multiple times but nobody can stop him because otherwise he’ll just do it when they aren’t looking (which is worse because at least before they could slap the ones they recognise as deadly out of his hands). He isn’t stupid he knows well enough how to tell which ones which but he does also like seeing the terrified looks of the big folk.
Pippin actually becomes a pretty good swordsman on the journey because he doesn’t like staying still for long so when the fellowship stop to eat or sleep his wandering tendencies were cured by Boromir, Gimli, Legolas, Aragorn and even on one utter failure of an attempt Gandalf. Who give him sword drills to attempt (which he happily works at if only because he wanted to be able to beat the others).
Well guess who just finished the Dragon Prince
its PEAKKKKK af but my face during the whole show was basically this
Jax, look, I know we don't get along, but the Ring must be taken to Mordor.
happy pride month i made some pride flags !! look familiar? >:)
for a show that gave viewers of all ages beautifully loving lesbians, toxic old man mpreg yaoi, non binary gods, and everything in between <3 and that i also happen to have hundreds of colorful screenshots of. what can i say i love gay people *almost* as much as tdp <3333
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Thorin's fuck-me eyes to Bilbo are CRAZY in the movie. I forgot just how glazed thorin was
Thorin: *gifts Bilbo the Mithril chainmail* I have been betrayed
Bimbo: gulp
Thorin: but it couldn't be you, burglar, you're too pretty
btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here
To our dismay, the artist and author Marjane Satrapi has passed away.
As she wrote, ordinary Americans and Iranians have more in common with each other than we do with either of our governments, which have far too much in common with each other.
We honor her memory and oppose the war.
[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over
I’ve been scrolling through lord of the rings memes on Pinterest for the last hour and I keep forgetting that Peter Jackson is the director of the films and not just an off-brand Percy Jackson lmao
what is the best lotr movie
Fellowship of the ring
Two towers
return of the king
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He called me out lmao
