Queen Elizabeth the 16th

Heyy humor blog here!!! I try my best to update my blog constantly, I hope you like it ☺️ Elizabeth / 18 / taken / mobile blogger "Once you've accepted your flaws, no one can use them against you."

[iraffiruse]

Happy Halloween

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Holy shit. 

[theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly]

oh gods my boyfriend isn’t home and I forget the english word for this thing and it’s bAD he usually helps but i cAN’T

[boslynboypunk]

I WILL ASSIST?

[theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly]

you know that little sea bug with the stupid hands and it has a home but it changes homes sometimes because it gets too big for it?? what is it???

[mavros-lykos]

Hermit crab??

[theonlyjelly-iwillput-inmybelly]

THAT’S THE BITCH

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

Im gonna start saying thats the bitch whenever i remember something

[sherlockbringthejam-deactivated]

“Money won’t make you happy”

Yeah, financial stability is just horrible

[iwishihadafather]

[wannabeanimator]

DreamWorks’ Shrek was first released on May 18th, 2001.

The song “All Star” by Smash Mouth, heard in the opening credits, was only placed in the film for test audiences until a new song could be found. But test audiences loved it, and the producers kept it in. When the producers decided to keep “All Star” they decided to let the band sing the last song in the movie, “I’m a Believer.” (x)

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Happy birthday you big stupid ugly ogre

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THE SONG WAS AN ACCIDENT ARE U FUCKING KIDDING ME

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In High School Musical 2 Sharpay very clearly states that they have “…Iced tea imported from England, life guards imported from Spain, towels imported from Turkey, and turkey imported from Maine.” In order to import an item, it must come from another country. The series is set in Albequerque, New Mexico, and as New Mexico and Maine are both part of the United States Of America, they cannot have their turkey imported from Maine. As most of the characters are white, and all speak English, this clearly indicates that High School Musical takes place in an alternate universe where a second Civil War has split the nation and New Mexico is no longer part of the Union, based on the fact that we never see the characters celebrate the Fourth of July. In this essay I will

[agentdalecooper]

today i was talking to my coworker jess and she said to me “i’ve been trying to think of how to tell my husband that i want a horse. i’m really non confrontational and i don’t know how to tell him. like, thanks for the flowers, but i want a horse.” and i was like, “well, you could always send him subliminal messages. like tape pictures of horses all over the walls and stuff” and she gave me this really weird look and was like “i said divorce not horse“ oh my god…

[agentdalecooper]

classic material

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[princesstigerbelle]

Fucking superb you funky little meowboy

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my follow count is currently at the year harry styles was born i feel blessed by god himself

[redvelvetbabie]

can u believe harry styles is 822 years old

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how is the “annoying orange” doing??? is he okay?? has he calmed down

[alexander]

hes the president now

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check out this picture of a floating head

[trashboat]

my boss asked me to stop doing this

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accurate

[teenscoolest]