do you have room for one more troubled soul?

dals! ☆ they/he/it ☆ adult ☆ lesbian ☆ here queer existential fear etc ☆ jew! ☆ my dan and phil sideblog is @donandphol :]

[mangofish-eat-catfruit]

[clementine-kesh]

*producer about to make one of the worst seasons of television ever put to screen* surely writing purely in reaction to what the fans are saying on twitter will work out great for us this time

[sandmandaddy69]

[iamahugslut]

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this is one of my favourite prison intros okay just listen

[ittybittyvampires]

i wanna hear everybody in this place go fuck themselves, because i get told DAILY to go fuck myself so i often wonder what’s that got to sound like? cause im usually pretty quiet when i’m doing that. and i think about it sounding like this and i want you to help me out. uhh uh uh uh uh lemme hear you now UH UH UH UH UH UH LOUD AS YOU FUCKING CAN *song starts*

[blae-kitta]

Been thinking bout that saying from the LLTBP shows...

[watch-the-sun-rise]

PHM characters as text posts: Pt. 7/?

Part 6

[nessa007]

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

you are now a cat in the warrior cats universe! Spin these wheels for your name!

Do you like it?

YES!!!

yes

eh it's okay

no.

IM MOON MOON

results/other

Remaining time: 2 days 19 hours

note: I (the owner of this blog and maker of wheels) am not into warrior cats! I just thought this would be fun to make

(prefixes and suffixes from @yarrowleef)

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

I DON'T WANNA BE DEAD WOLF

[gallusrostromegalus]

It's me. Football Cat.

[verylittlebird]

                                distraptor velociraptor =     —————

                                timeraptor

[bisexualmack]

I don't think we give The Beatles enough credit for the fact they wrote one of the first metal songs ever (Helter Skelter) and it's about having a fun time at the playground

[bisexualmack]

Like dgmw I think if anything the Beatles get too much credit for inventing metal and I don't think one (1) song invented the entire genre, but it was definitely an influence for a lot of metal bands later.

HOWEVER. I don't think we acknowledge the fact Helter Skelter is literally a song about going down a slide enough. A proto metal banger and it's about going down a slide.

[thewickerking]

day one after changing sheets: ok im gonna kick my bad habits i won't eat in bed or leave knives or scissors or lighters in bed I'll have only normal bed things in my bed and I'll change the sheets more often too

day two after changing sheets: oh yeah this half eaten bundt cake is sleeping with me tonight

[busket]

if you make up a new gendered binary to sort people into and nonbinary people ask "well where do I fit into this?" and your answer is "that depends on the sex you were assigned at birth" well I dont think thats very good, tbh

[release-the-sheep]

just witnessed something devastating

guy on the subway with one ear pierced, little gold hoop. other guy on the subway very quickly and subtly googling "which one is the gay ear". it is not the gay ear. visible disappointment on his face as he puts his phone away.

[userfish]

hey you 🫵 have you washed your water bottle lately? 🫵 it’s getting hot and mold is going to grow 🫵 wash it 🫵

[redhairandpronouns]

"if men could get pregnant-" they can. "if men got periods-" they do. "men never experience-" they do. "men would never understand-" i promise you whatever you are about to say there are men who go through the exact same thing

[troutreznor]

https://blinkies.cafe

[infestuous]

this post really attracted the lamest people in the fucking world

[pansy2025]

>“i will never end up like him”

>behind my back i already am -_-