Honarary Junimo

Just a farmer doing their best

[mossthefarmer69]

Intro post

Moss Kravitz reporting for a nap :/ (He/They by the way)

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Kind of an SCP OC blog, kind of a Stardew valley OC blog. all around a mess.

blog ran by @sleepyflameygoblin

Pfp courtesy of @atinyladybug-daydreams

What started as joking about giving someone the same name as my friend's OC has turned into another distant cousin in that family.

Part of the Recollection au that @atinyladybug-daydreams has, and is a distant (and I mean so distant they want nothing to do with that part of the family) relative of the people on @seven-pink-glasses

Oh, M!As are completely allowed as long as they are nonviolent!

[angelbabymikaa]

can i be vulnerable or will i be shot

[mossthefarmer69]

Whelp. You know whats easier than journaling or whatever the shit my therapist wanted me to do when im overthinking the fact that I am a litteral doctor to the point of having a speciality i dont do shit with anymore?

Thats right!!! Pond time

[mossthefarmer69]

I just remembered how much school I went through. What do you mean I no longer use any of it for anything other than yelling at the TV when it gets things wrong?

[pauljpeg]

"I want molly" "I want percs" well you're getting leeches

[mossthefarmer69]

Oh god did they let him cook?

[seven-pink-glasses]

Oy fucking vey, why do we have a meeting at 3 in the morning for the third time this week.

[mossthefarmer69]

Lmao imagine having meetings. Couldn't be me

[seven-pink-glasses]

You wouldn't even go to one even if you're summoned.

[mossthefarmer69]

Well no shit, if im asked to be there im assuming its a trap first and anything else second

[seven-pink-glasses]

Oy fucking vey, why do we have a meeting at 3 in the morning for the third time this week.

[mossthefarmer69]

Lmao imagine having meetings. Couldn't be me

[mossthefarmer69]

What kind of bird have you got? Chicken?

- Min

Bird's a (very orange, and very stupid) cat. Actual birds here are mostly duck and chicken variants my friend and his aunt hatch!

[mossthefarmer69]

Please stop hitting your head on the door, I know youre orange but its open. Its literally open. Youre walking into the- bird you are so fucking stupid

[mossthefarmer69]

For a man who owns several banjos i never seem to have more than one string tuned at a time what the hell

[mossthefarmer69]

“May I have some moss? It looks cool and spongey and nice to make a bed out of.” (From @p0lybiv5 )

If I had a way to share I would! Unfortunately I need what I have right now for some stuff, and I don't have Wilson's connections outside of this one reality (that I know of)

[mossthefarmer69]

Why must the snallest pf creatures have the sharpest of claws???

[mossthefarmer69]

Is this what birds in nature documentaries feel like?

[mossthefarmer69]

Those ain't the right ones.

I beg your pardon?

The bones ya have, the spirit likes t'cling to the form of a hand, you have a foot. Just hand it here I know how to reconstruct it from memory still im pretty sure!

How is that not a surprise

[mossthefarmer69]

Shout out to having connections

[greelin]

cptsd kind of annoying. Release me