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just crazy people things — MossyLogs on ao3

[mossyblogs]

quick update for anyone who started following me for my toh fic 'and I must scream':

unfortunately I think it's probably gonna be a while before the next update again. I'm not sure how long exactly, but it's been really hard for me to find the time and energy to write lately. so I guess it's going on a mini-hiatus T-T but don't worry, I won't forget y'all and I will keep working on it lil by lil <3 <3

[mossyblogs]

me, after having a meltdown and hitting myself repeatedly in the head: wth why do I have a headache ?

[mossyblogs]

can someone tell the government to stop sending me 'week's biggest idiot' awards in the mail? I'm running out of room on my walls

[mousegirlheart]

the little puff of air doesn't do anything the optometrist just gets off on seeing you uncomfortable

[mossyblogs]

reporting every ad as offensive or inappropriate because they all offend my delicate sensibilities as someone who doesnt wanna see corporate bullshit and they're all inappropriate for my fun-loving vibe

[mossyblogs]

"ha cha cha cha !" I say to the crowd, atop my stage built of cards. a child in the front row farts, sending it all crashing down and I snap my spine on impact. bliss at last

[mossyblogs]

I love posting things that are not relatable. when I speak and the crowd is silent that just confirms I am special and my experiences and opinions are wacky and unique. none of yall can understand my freak mind

[i-am-a-lazy-mess]

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul

[stellectrics]

phm makes me ILL

[echotunes]

(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow

[mossyblogs]

"so I'm still good to go to dnd tonight, right?" I ask my doctor from where I'm lying on the ground, wheezing, surrounded by a puddle of sweat and tears, seconds from adding a third bodily fluid to the mix

[mossyblogs]

eating an apple core (seeds included) just to feel something

[mossyblogs]

I thought my brain worms (tendency to hyperfixate on blonde white men) would have dissipated by now but no. in fact, the more fervently I gnaw on the bars of my enclosure, the thicker those bars become

the hydra grows exponentially and yet still I swing my blade

[mossyblogs]

imagine you meet an alien and they keep doing things that are like super rude and disrespectful, but you try to be chill about it cause, y’know, they're an alien, they don't understand your culture

then you come to find out it's not an unintentional cultural difference thing, it's a personality thing. this particular alien is just a bitch

[mossyblogs]

in a similar vein, I think if I met an alien I would just act super fuckin' weird and insist that everything I did was normal for humans

"nah man, we all carry around a coconut in a metal jar. it's a human thing, you wouldn't get it"

[mossyblogs]

imagine you meet an alien and they keep doing things that are like super rude and disrespectful, but you try to be chill about it cause, y’know, they're an alien, they don't understand your culture

then you come to find out it's not an unintentional cultural difference thing, it's a personality thing. this particular alien is just a bitch

[mossyblogs]

I love feeling sudden intense pain in a random part of my body for no discernable reason

because I will always do precisely nothing about it and that feels a little like lying down in the warm sand before an approaching tsunami

[bungerc0re]

if i can be honest if i saw an elf i would hesistate. elves are straight up not normal to see. i would be shocked for a while.