I want that dog in me

25 • they/any ✨🪐 queer, poly, kinky 🪐✨ a place for horny ramblings and reblogs (plus other stuff sometimes) (this is a side blog)

[reefsharkivist]

go back to sleep puppy *holds chlorophyll over your face*

[eategg24]

haha yay! *starts making sugars*

[bedazzlecunt]

ask me for my genuine, smart-person opinions while i'm gagged/your cock or fingers are in my mouth/any situation where i obviously can't answer coherently. when i try, make fun of me — tell me that you can't take me seriously if i can't even answer simple questions :)

[queer-as-city-folk]

send this to all the fags in your life

[queer-as-city-folk]

and send this to all the dykes in your life

[longseasons]

let's all go out and buy pink refreshing citrusy fruity sexually arousing drinks

[bratbeateragain]

sending me porn you want to do with me is a valid way of flirting

[maddzroks]

dykes having a hat kiss:)

[lyninabin]

[colbyskennel]

plleaassee put your fingers in my mouth. feel around at my teeth, push down on my tongue, press your fingertips against my canines and fawn at how sharp they are.

i wanna taste

[ichbrauchenurdich]

Sleeping naked together after having sex

[horny-ravanark]

[sheikahfication]

Missionary but you’re wearing a collar and I’m pulling that thing hard as fuck

[signedmissrose]

I whimper when making out. Sorry not sorry. These pretty noises can't be contained.

[imadrian98]

Mechsploitation is seemingly built to appeal to neurodivergent freaks like me. You have some things going for you, but that comes at the cost of missing things everyone else seems to understand intuitively. So, you mask. Pretend to be human. You can convince the others that you're actually super competent. You're an Ace. You're a hero.

But that's a lie, and it's killing you. Sooner or later, you break. The mask can't go back on. Your true self has been ripped from your core for all to see.

"That's okay," says Handler. "You're better off like this, anyway."

She took that ridiculous mask you were wearing, and in its place, She put a muzzle. A mark of inhumanity. Just so. Of course you're not human. What human would be missing such core concepts? What human would be this obsessed with something? No, She knows the truth, and now She'll show it to you. She'll teach you how to be yourself. She'll guide you away from the prying demands of others. She's all you have to think about. Just be a good hound and She'll guide you.

[achesspiece]

in chess the queens can kill each other which is toxic yuri and the kings can never get within a square of each other which is doomed yaoi

[babyh4lloween]

[oldbootbutch]

You are allowed to find things hot in theory while also never wanting to actually do them in real life btw. You can get off on whatever wild shit in your imagination and still prefer to be very vanilla in real life. Or not want to have sex at all in real life. You don't owe the universe anything in exchange for your dirty mind.

[quietwingsinthesky]

the thing about being nonbinary is that you really do start to forget that other people have such strict walls around what is and isn’t allowed for genders. i thought we all agreed that we made that up. could you climb out of the cave real quick and feel the sunshine for a minute.