rip murderbot imagine trying to take your partner somewhere and people are like "oh how'd you two meet?" and you have to be like "well I broke into their house and started watching Netflix on their TV and then they basically flashed their concealed carry license at me before sitting down on my lap and telling me they'd never seen this show and asking me to explain what it's about" and your partner is just standing there proudly holding your arm and nodding along as you recount this increasingly ridiculous tale to this poor group of people who are now regretting asking, and also regretting inviting either of you to the dinner party at all


















