Lazy Days, Crazy Nights

Hey I'm Caitlin.19.University of Waterloo. I party alot, stay up late and have awesome roommates. Oh and i do school work too. My blog is how i'm feeling at the time, so a little bit of everything. Hope you enjoy:)

[aaronmnrd-120516archive-blog]

Don’t ever put your happiness in someone else’s hands. They’ll drop it. They’ll drop it every time.

Christopher Barzak (via felicefawn)

[grey-gryphon]

I wonder if peter jackson had to sit Orlando bloom down before filming desolation of smaug and be like ‘look, man, this is a serious film you can’t be making all those weird ass faces in the background again like you did in lotr’?

[trickygod-deactivated20161224]

If I’ve learned anything from video games, it is that when you meet enemies, it means that you’re going in the right direction.

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

that’s really inspiring

[premiium-deactivated20140323]

holy fucking shit

[discolor3d]

[floatwithme]

[mostlylazy-blog]

i am the most stressed out laziest person ever i don’t even know how i do it

[fuckthisurlseriously-deactivate]

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I Miss You -Blink-182

Don’t waste your time on me you’re already the voice inside my yeaaaad

[evaded]

[isaaclay-me-deactivated20140810]

[mostlylazy-blog]

Being used

I cant believe i just realized, im a fucking IDIOT. This whole month, gone. what a waste. Everytime, you're coming over right? never im gonna come over and stay at your place. Yeah i get that i have roommates, and your place was more private, but im a student, so are you, WHAT THE FUCK else are we gonna do. Never a compliment, oh yeah the ass grabs were nice and made me feel sexy, but never a worded compliment. I complimented you "your hands look sexy when you play piano" but never a compliment to me. I ALWAYS initiated the cuddling, or just GAVE GAVE GAVE and NEVER received. Back rub, head rub, sorry i like to touch you, am i that gross to touch back? Or the support, yeah i gave up my night to come see your concert when your family didn't care enough to go. but did you care? not really, blame her when you get outside for how your back is twinging. my body is falling apart, im old, the same things over and over. Yeah i complained about the time when it was 8 am and you were getting up, but i just went back to sleep untill a decent hour, you got work done while i slept, win win. Is it so hard to care about more than just someones body and what they can give you, pleasure. Is it so hard to like someones passion about their interests, or their easy laughter or how much of a goofball they can be sometimes. I liked all of that in you, did you like all that in me? I get the feeling that the answer is no. Commitment, you talked about commitment and wanting a relationship, i tried to give that to you, but it wasnt enough. You said you wanted a relationship when all you wanted was a fuck. Sure, toss out a thinly veiled insult every so often, i shouldnt have taken it and kept going. I need to stand UP sometimes. I never thought that would be hard to do for me. now it all comes crashing down, BUT I DONT NEED THAT RIGHT NOW. Keep it till tomorrow after 12pm, when im done and dont have to worry about exams and marks. Joking about being the other woman, that I AM the girl on the side. You dont have a girlfriend, but sometimes it goes to far. I joke about a kitten being my new BF, but your woman, oh i guess shes the one you have lined up RIGHT after me. You say youre not an asshole, that youre different and not like other guys...BULLSHIT youre like them all, all you want is to get your dick wet, you dont give a fuck that the girl youre fucking has a personality or that she has feelings, and becomes insecure when  I ask you why you sound so uninterested in what going on in my life and you say "well...im not" FUCK THAT NOISE. That right there is definition asshole. Congratulations, you are a fuck up, you wonder why girls dont want to date you...i just spelled it out. So go and shit a brick. Im out.

[thuqbae-deactivated20160311]

What do you like in a girl

my fingers

[bluenude2-blog-blog]

are we gonna fuckn hold hands tonight or what bitch

[deaththreat]

The best kind of alcohol is a lot.

[unicornmagic]

[honorarytenenbaum]

midgardian etiquette 101: when going to their homes, hang your coat first or in some cases, your mjolnir.

[rosemiracles-deactivated2016032]

naw maybe it’s actually asgardian custom to check your weapons at the door

[hinatasashybamf]

It was medieval custom to check your weapons at the door of the meadhall before greeting the king of the place you were going to. It was courteous and showed respect. You can see it in Beowulf. 

[walkonmemories-deactivated20180]

what i don’t understand is how that hook can hold the mjolnir.

[distresseddeernoise]

the hook is worthy

[shinysmashkeys]

the hook is worthy

[stephendann]

Peter Pan would disagree.

[demon-princess-serina-verified]

I’ve not read the comics but I always figured Mjolnir wasn’t heavy so much as stubborn, and if it decided it didn’t wanna move it just wouldn’t. It sits on Loki, rather than crushing him in Thor 1, and in Avengers it rests on the floor of the ship, and trying to pick it up Hulk starts breaking the floor with his weight, but Mjolnir doesn’t seem to weight anything at all (If it was as heavy as Hulk implied, it would drag the whole ship to the ground right?). Mjolnir isn’t heavy, cos its not going down, instead it is a fixed point and everything else just moves around it. Hence, the hook doesn’t hold it, it merely remains in place.

[molegria]

so what you’re trying to say is that Mjolnir is like a chicken head

[ecumenicalseeker-deactivated201]

 instead it is a fixed point and everything else just moves around it. 

OK SO WHAT YOU ARE SAYING IS THAT WHEN THIS HAMMER WAS FORGED IN THE HEART OF A STAR IT BECAME A FIXED QUANTUM POINT AND THE UNIVERSE MOVES AROUND IT—AND THOR IS THE ONLY ONE WITH THE PROPER RESONANCE TO INTERACT WITH IT ON A QUANTUM LEVEL AND SO HE IS THE ONLY ONE WITH THE LEVERAGE REQUIRED TO SHIFT THE REST OF THE UNIVERSE AROUND THE FIXED POINT THAT IS MJOLNIR

THIS MAKES SO MUCH SENSE

[blueflame91]

DUDE YOU GUYS SCIENCED THORS HAMMER THAT IS AWESOME

[raphnarock]

I’m going to assume this has happened to anyone who’s ever cuddled anyone and has a penis.

Source (find the exact comic yourself; at least I linked you to the webpage)

[usbdongle-deactivated20200531]

no, no, dont do this, please, if you are cuddling w/ me your boner is like a compliment and i welcome you to grind that shit into the back of my legs

[moss-and-memory]

same

[freeing-my-mind]

same

[ladydontmind-blog]

if we are spooning and there isn’t a boner pressed into my butt I will assume you don’t actually like me and get really upset

[ohgeezitsbrittanys]

yep

[exgf]

thats actually a pretty shitty idea but thanks for trying

me in every group project (via trust)

[tom-sits-like-a-whore-deactivat]

girl fact #285: makeup gives us super human strength. if you see a girl with perfect winged eyeliner and red lipstick, approach with caution. she’s got the power to slay her enemies with one look and use their blood as blush.