Maybe Everything Is A Conspiracy Of Cartographers

This might be a boygenius blog now Spooky content can be found primarily @thisismyhauntedhouse

[lonelyroommp3]

december 24th 🗓️ 9pm 🕘 eastern standard time 🇺🇸 from here on in i shoot 🎥 without a script 📝 see if anything 🤔 comes of it 😒 instead of my old shit 😖💩 first shot 1️⃣ roger 👨‍🎤 playing the fender guitar 🎸 he hasn’t tuned 🎵❌ in a year 📆😳 (ᵗʰᶦˢ ʷᵒⁿ’ᵗ ᵗᵘⁿᵉ 🤬) so we hear 🙄😬 he’s coming back from half a year of withdrawal (ᵃʳᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ᵗᵃˡᵏᶦⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ᵐᵉˀ 🤨⁉️) not at aaalll 🎤🎶 are you ready? 💯 hold that focus steady 📹 tell the folks at home 📢 what you’re doing roger ❓(😎ᶦ’ᵐ ʷʳᶦᵗᶦⁿᵍ ᵒⁿᵉ ᵍʳᵉᵃᵗ ˢᵒⁿᵍ🎼🤘) the phone rings 📞 (ˢᵃᵛᵉᵈᵎ😮‍💨) we screen 🎬 zoom in 🔍 on the answering machine… ☎️

[0v9]

After they kill me they will dissect my body and find all sorts of strange things and I will be like "well, that was an odd-topsy"

[yekokataa]

[willaux]

i tracked down the reddit post because i wanted to see what the hell this guy was annotating like 30 pages in

i do NOT know french but i applaud this guy who seems to be attempting to decode the book as if the whole thing were cryptography

[pomegranate-cuties]

#he is absolutely trying to figure out the dimensions of the house#unhinged behavior but also somehow a completely valid way to read this shitass book

(via @willaux)

[notgreengardens]

[astraeus-moon]

@uncontrol-freak

[xeansicemane]

I feel like this is simultaneously the worst way to engage with this narrative and the closest to the intended experience.

Dude's out here trying to solve House of Leaves. I give it to page 120 before the actual minotaur gets him.

[vexwerewolf]

See, I've been tempted to re-read House of Leaves but my copy mysteriously vanished from my house after I finished reading it. I'm not joking.

[memewhore]

[cleolinda]

National Milk Day on January 11th

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

everyone knows that space is very very cold, and the sun is very very hot. so i assume there's a bit of space kind of near the sun which is just right. balmy space

[porcupine-girl]

Yes, that’s. That’s where we are.

[ransomflanagan]

BFFs reunion

+ bonus

[ironpour]

[spookyfbi]

This is like one of those art house horror movies with symbolism I don’t understand except I understand what this is trying to convey perfectly holy crap

[maeofthedead]

Same energy 

[thenimbus-deactivated20200907]

nominee for best tiktok of 2020 holy shit i got chills

[emergingghost]

new old pic of boygenius! <3 - [x]

[calliopeprelude]

lucy via tiktok!

[lunerabo-deactivated20250206]

“Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today’s version of “seize him” imo

[circusclownproductions]

“Can I be mean for a second” I would not care if you killed the bitch in front of me. Now what’s bothering you queen

[rocktheholygrail]

#Hannibal is babygirl

[shutyourmoustache]

*whispers* holy shit people are amazing.

[medievalthymes]

me trying to explain the plot of phantom of the opera

[lonelyroommp3]

december 24th 🗓️ 9pm 🕘 eastern standard time 🇺🇸 from here on in i shoot 🎥 without a script 📝 see if anything 🤔 comes of it 😒 instead of my old shit 😖💩 first shot 1️⃣ roger 👨‍🎤 playing the fender guitar 🎸 he hasn’t tuned 🎵❌ in a year 📆😳 (ᵗʰᶦˢ ʷᵒⁿ’ᵗ ᵗᵘⁿᵉ 🤬) so we hear 🙄😬 he’s coming back from half a year of withdrawal (ᵃʳᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ᵗᵃˡᵏᶦⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ᵐᵉˀ 🤨⁉️) not at aaalll 🎤🎶 are you ready? 💯 hold that focus steady 📹 tell the folks at home 📢 what you’re doing roger ❓(😎ᶦ’ᵐ ʷʳᶦᵗᶦⁿᵍ ᵒⁿᵉ ᵍʳᵉᵃᵗ ˢᵒⁿᵍ🎼🤘) the phone rings 📞 (ˢᵃᵛᵉᵈᵎ😮‍💨) we screen 🎬 zoom in 🔍 on the answering machine… ☎️

[kurgy]

wheres seasons greasons

[kurgy]

[kurgy]

its that time of year again

[theangriestlittleunicorn]

It doesn’t have to be

[kurgy]

its not optional

[roansteady]

Macbeth AU where everything is the same, except the three witches are replaced by the three Heathers.