A dick is a dick and a cock is a fucking penis

hello i’m michael | mid 20s

[slavicafire]

why don't you present yourself more femininely?

fat medieval hedgehog

[chimpanzeedotcom]

You're obsessed with the rotting bloated corpse. It's like your Jungkook. Embarassing!

[teo]

Please don't go somewhere where I cant follow

[delmondo]

we have poop school tomorrow

[h4lfsleeper]

its not funny

[delmondo]

sorry

[stupidestasshole]

soimething purple just happened

[deep-dive]

[scifiseries]

[technofinch]

I have GOT to stop spending $30

[dogpuppy]

[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

i acrolled all the way down to the very first yourube short ever posted its from the cambrian explosion and a little worm with spikes is rating dim sum takeout in its car

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

our new head chef Barbecue Pistol is going to rock your world with his brand new fry sauce which is a mix of ketchup and mayonnaise and a little sriracha for that pistol kick

[feisar]

he just made this for me

[syrenki]

i have a bunch of disgusting ideas if anyone's interested

[brucespringsteencomments]

[baaulp]

my lowest moment

[the-uss-premise]

Console buttons from Star Trek: The Original Series (1966-69)

[catluvr985]

[loveridden1999]

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

[featuringmarkhoppus]

[girldraki]