A dick is a dick and a cock is a fucking penis

hello i’m michael | mid 20s

[alittlekendoll]

arousal! repulsion! arousal! repulsion! arousal! repulsion! arousal! repulsion!

[angelicguy]

my father, inventor of honey, Schweet E. Bee

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

when the curse is lifted

[chelsamander]

[squaresaw]

[moveslikekeithrichards]

labubu was meant to be hanging off a kindergartners backpack filthy as fuck with no eyes left

[playthings2007]

Don't come to elf practice tomorrow

[xollii]

why didn't walter use his shrinking power to escape from tuco

[dogpuppy]

[hotvampireadjacent]

This would be a place of worship if I bought it

[zegalba]

[pokemonarchive]

たんけんにいこう! — Let's Go Exploring! (1999) - Postcard Illustrator: Keiko Fukuyama

[slavicafire]

why don't you present yourself more femininely?

fat medieval hedgehog

[chimpanzeedotcom]

You're obsessed with the rotting bloated corpse. It's like your Jungkook. Embarassing!

[teo]

Please don't go somewhere where I cant follow

[delmondo]

we have poop school tomorrow

[h4lfsleeper]

its not funny

[delmondo]

sorry

[stupidestasshole]

soimething purple just happened

[deep-dive]