A dick is a dick and a cock is a fucking penis

hello i’m michael | mid 20s

[omegaverse]

velcro is kinda crazy if u think about it

[omegaverse]

sorry guys im bored as fuck

[cetitan]

[cartoonrival]

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

[cartoonrival]

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

[lakevida]

we went to bed at 6pm last night and whenever i woke up my brain would try to slowly reconstruct the phrasing and imagery of McDonald's Honey Bustard Pickled Sea fuck meal and as soon as id get it right i would fall back asleep happened about a dozen times

[adelidae]

getting up from bed tips

getting up from bed cheats

getting up from bed codes

getting up from bed ending explained

[alittlekendoll]

arousal! repulsion! arousal! repulsion! arousal! repulsion! arousal! repulsion!

[angelicguy]

my father, inventor of honey, Schweet E. Bee

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

when the curse is lifted

[chelsamander]

[squaresaw]

[moveslikekeithrichards]

labubu was meant to be hanging off a kindergartners backpack filthy as fuck with no eyes left

[playthings2007]

Don't come to elf practice tomorrow

[xollii]

why didn't walter use his shrinking power to escape from tuco

[dogpuppy]

[hotvampireadjacent]

This would be a place of worship if I bought it

[zegalba]

[pokemonarchive]

たんけんにいこう! — Let's Go Exploring! (1999) - Postcard Illustrator: Keiko Fukuyama

[slavicafire]

why don't you present yourself more femininely?

fat medieval hedgehog