A dick is a dick and a cock is a fucking penis

hello i’m michael | mid 20s

[evilwizard]

say no more

[exmoth]

THOG MOBILE

[imnotokaythanks]

[kosmogrl]

it’s june I desperately need to stop wasting time

[kosmogrl]

we’re basically halfway through the year this is getting SERIOUS

[dogpuppy]

[ryu1964-deactivated20200806]

MBMaBM Fan: Have you watched MBMBM?

Me: Nah bro I’m not Gay

MBMaBM Fan: What?

Me: You talking about Man Booty Man Butt ass Butt Man?

[creamycuppy]

[fiveyearsbefore]

This is O’Brien/sheffbrien to me

[thunderpibb]

the Nutrient Bath was a success!

[omegaverse]

velcro is kinda crazy if u think about it

[omegaverse]

sorry guys im bored as fuck

[cetitan]

[cartoonrival]

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

[cartoonrival]

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

[lakevida]

we went to bed at 6pm last night and whenever i woke up my brain would try to slowly reconstruct the phrasing and imagery of McDonald's Honey Bustard Pickled Sea fuck meal and as soon as id get it right i would fall back asleep happened about a dozen times

[adelidae]

getting up from bed tips

getting up from bed cheats

getting up from bed codes

getting up from bed ending explained

[alittlekendoll]

arousal! repulsion! arousal! repulsion! arousal! repulsion! arousal! repulsion!

[angelicguy]

my father, inventor of honey, Schweet E. Bee

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

when the curse is lifted

[chelsamander]