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@ithinkibrokeit thank u

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Hi this is my daily/monthly/yearly request for plots for Anna. I literally have nothing for her and I'm hoping I can bring her back from the dead? Fingers crossed 🤞 reply here or message me idk

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Hi. Love me?

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Tinder is really bad for people like me with Social Anxiety because I just sit there and stare at my phone for like 20 minutes working up the nerve to swipe right. And then, if we match, I don’t do anything because OH GOD talking to people? Nope. No thank you.

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Remember when @ezraofanillustriousfather used to talk to me? I do. I remember.

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I'm freezing

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@john who it won't let me tag still (WTF tumblr): I suppose that'll work but since you're a giraffe, I have to ask. Where do you wear your tie?

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@ john who it won't let me tag: I mean if you guys had a moose or two that would be pretty rad.

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I'm tempted to go back to Maine and let a moose eat me or something.

[useless-af-deactivated20170528]

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@trackpant I will give them all to you

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Guys I made too many Christmas cookies send help

[androidboy]

who wants to road trip w me we’ll hit as many ufo and paranormal hotspots as we can

[a-night-in-wonderland]

* Goes on date *

* looks around *

“I’m sorry, will the dog in your profile photo be joining us?”

[devilmuse]

So talk to me about why I’m your dream girl

[motherfuckingcups]

Whispers if anyone is looking for a f/f plot hit me up okay thanks bye

[extrasad]

Hey just wondering but are u fucking kidding me