I am Me

Dreaming About The Future

[catchymemes]

[sawyer-aik]

aw heck ye.

(via @alexquintanilla on twitter)

[avatarsymbolism]

“It is important to draw wisdom from many different places. If you take it from only one place, it becomes rigid, and stale. Understanding others, the other elements, and the other nations will help you become whole.” - Iroh

[i1-x10-xix19]

this is so important.

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

I love this because there is no vagueness about whether he is using a waterbending move here or not. Waterbending is based off Taijiquan, and this is a signature move in the style. Zuko is taking fire here and making it flow like liquid, and it’s fantastic.

[jadenvargen]

i like elephant seals IN THEORY cos they look so goofy but every time i watch any documentary about them all they do is fuck and fight extremely graphically and disgustingly to the death so i’m deeply afraid of them

[smugbots-and-such]

I just googled “why do elephant seals fight” and got a video of one bashing himself in slow, rhythmic, dead-eyed crashes against a truck only slightly larger than itself while said owner just stood to the side, a defeated, perplexed look on his face

[smugbots-and-such]

[just-another-dead-blog]

Pretty sure this is Homer the elephant seal from New Zealand. He’s not fighting that car he’s fucking it. It’s how he got famous, he became a menace to a town after fucking a bunch of cars. He also fucked a restaurant’s power box and caused a blackout. Absolute madman.

[crestofnobility]

Ah, wonderful! Now I’m even more terrified.

[thathighclassbitch]

The lifespan of a corgi

So I love corgis! And I think many other people also love corgis, so here’s a small life span of your average corgi!!!

Ofcourse, every little corgi puppy starts off small. They cant walk or see, but they’re born with a fully functional sense of smell! All healthy puppies grow quickly after birth. A puppy’s coat color may change as the puppy grows older.

Puppies develop very quickly during their first three months, particularly after their eyes and ears open and they are no longer completely dependent on their mother!! Their coordination and strength improve, they spar with their littermates, and begin to explore the world outside the nest!!

They grow up fast, and soon enough, you’ll have a big, grown corgi. However, contrary to popular belief, they aren’t done growing just yet.

Every corgi has the ability to keep growing, as long as you raise them right. My personal recommendation is to feed them past midnight.

After a while, they most likely won’t fit in your home anymore. You’ll have to buy some land to house your corgi, as they can be a little clumsy in this size. They’ll still be equally as loveable, and make for great transportation!

Their final stage, they’ll be about the size of your average skyscraper. Make sure to keep them out of the city! They aren’t malicious, but they’re very playful even in this stage!

I repeat:

Do not keep them in a city/populated area

[thathighclassbitch]

Why the fuck tumblr

[zanabism-deactivated20200529]

Indigenous people in the Arctic: *cause virtually no harm to the environment with their hunting practices / have been sustainably hunting animals forever / have to suffer the consequences of food deserts and sky-high prices no white vegan will ever have to deal with* 

White vegans: you know what’s really bothering me…seal hunting…let’s stop that somehow…

[woman-shaped-battering-ram]

According to the ministry of natural resources in Nunavut, the hunters in Nunavut could hunt a ringed seal for each person who lives in Canada every year and there would still be a net INCREASE in the seal population. Traditional Inuit methods of hunting help maintain the environment, because an overpopulation of seals would be a disaster for fish stocks in the territory.

Also, the shit about clubbing baby seals is a racist myth based on the assumption that the Inuit are “savage”, so we white folks could stop repeating that myth

[metpony]

Let’s not forget that because of bioaccumulation & their diet composed of eating predators, these people, despite being in what most would consider ‘the most remote place possible’ suffer more from pollution than the rest of us.

They deserve better.

[adoring-suggestion]

When your dad tries to guilt trip you into visiting him: “well I guess I’ll just spend the weekend all by myself...”

You say “glad to know we’re on the same page.” Slowly, he will have to adapt to just outright telling you what he thinks instead of playing mind games.

When your friend tries to hint that they’re mad at you without saying anything: “Oh, I’m fine, clearly you don’t need to worry about me,”

You say: “I’m glad you’re doing well. Call me if you want to talk, though!” Soon enough, they will accept that they can’t be passive aggressive with you.

When your boyfriend says: “All your friends are great, I really love *insert male friend* especially.”

You say: “I’m so glad you like my friends! I should invite them back soon.” He needs to understand that if he has a problem with your friends, he needs to just voice his concerns instead of being sarcastic and accusatory.

As someone who has lived through several toxic relationships and has an abusive father, I think one of the most important manipulation tools a toxic person has is excessive subtext and hidden meanings in their conversation. It hides all of the actual fighting from the eyes of onlookers while still hurting you, which is scary and makes you feel like you’re making it all up. Don’t put up with this bs. Make them stop hiding.

Make. Them. Say. What. They. Mean.

[elflady]

Ah the traditional pastime of youth: Sticking all of your hair under a hat and pretending you’re a boy

[toadsandbugs]

6 year old me:

[nookisms]

When I was 10 my family went to this family camp and I had my hair in a ponytail every single day we were there. Why? I don’t know. I would pull my ponytail through the little hole thing at the back of my baseball hat, you know what I’m talking about?

Anyway, I was cold, so I pulled the hood of my hoodie on over my head and went to hang out with all my cool new friends, all of whom being boys, as boys are cooler and have more fun than the girls. Even at 10 I could tell that girls were forced into a box, even if I didn’t know the right words.

Now, hanging out with all these boys, they decided to dare me to go into the girls’ restroom. Being a girl, I thought nothing of it and went inside. When I came out, they were all laughing and teasing like “Lol you went into the girls’ bathroom now you’re a girl”

And I was like “But I am a girl”

Silence. “What no you’re not you’re a boy”

I take off my hood and take off my hat and all these boys are freaking out because they were hanging out with a girl??? But I didn’t look like a girl??? How???

Another boy came over and was like “Why are you freaking out?”

“She’s a girl we thought she was a boy”

“She doesn’t look like a boy”

I put my hat back on and pull my hood up and his eyes got wide like “Holy crap she does look like a boy”

And that’s how I accidentally tricked a group of ten boys into thinking I was a boy.

[renthony]

Maybe I’ve missed something, but everyone my age hating on Fortnite & TikTok feels a lot like that “shitting on kids and acting like anything new is garbage just because it’s new” stuff that we all promised we wouldn’t do because of how much it sucked when it was done to us.

[systlin]

DING DING DING you got it. 

[sxgoovibes]

Yall gotta be the adults you promised not the adults you were scared of

[alphacrone]

me: i’m a BAD BITCH don’t FUCK with me

me twenty minutes before: lovingly painted a birdhouse for a bird that was living in my mint plant and literally smacked me in the face when i tried to water the mint and didn’t realize it was there

[alphacrone]

By request: some very blurry photos of Smacky building his nest!

[alphacrone]

SMACKY AND LADY MCSMACK HAVE HATCHED SMACKLINGS I HAVE NOT SEEN THEM YET BUT I CAN HEAR THEM

[effervescentbi]

marvel ladies + subverting gendered tropes

[someone-like-robsten]

Tom Holland Accidentally Ghosted Robert Downey Jr. (x)

[supermoviemaniac]

SIMU LIU, SHANG-CHI ACTOR, RESPONDS TO HIS OLD TWEETS!

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[dukeofbookingham-deactivated202]

Oh hey I haven’t yelled about voting in a while

[downtroddendeity]

It’s also a census year. Which means state legislatures are going to be redrawing their districts.

Thanks to the magic of gerrymandering, whoever’s in charge of the state during redistricting has a ton of power.

Republicans focusing on taking control of state legislatures because people don’t pay attention to them and gerrymandering to give themselves the advantage is a major part of what got us where we are now.

So if you can, pay attention to state legislature races and vote down the ticket. The districts are often small and races are often decided by a couple hundred or even a few dozen votes, so in a lot of cases it can be totally doable to flip a seat.

[fuckyeahasexual]

Vote.Gov

[grownupgeekgirl]

Another good one is Vote411.org. Straightforward information on candidates, ballot initiatives, and registration info.

https://www.vote411.org/

[feministism]

[ashtns-deactivated20190303]

HOW DO I REBLOG THIS FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE

[silverhawk]

thinking about life & its twists and turns today……a lot for an armadillo to deal with but i’ll be okay………….

[bunnykicksyou]

In case anyone was worried about this little guy

[rithmalfortele]

Thank you, I was :D

[regularlesbian]

armadillo, born and raised in the desert for years without seeing a large body of water: *sees a pool* ohhhhh fuck yeag im goin in that big puddle baby

[gahdamnpunk]

The rich are getting more rich tho