I Am No Ordinary Woman, My Dreams Come True.

[motherofflagon]

Please universe

This guy is cute, tall, has a good job, and our charts match

I need to get laid

Please universe

I’m begging

[motherofflagon]

We got married

[cheddar-baby]

What the sneef? I'm snorfin' here!

[cheddar-baby]

Hey? You doin alright @ghost--bot ??

[ghost--bot]

[heehoothefool]

[motherofflagon]

First time logging on in 2025 and already the site is frustrating the fuck out of me. Feels like home

[sandmandaddy69]

[cheddar-baby]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[jarnt8]

[aforest2006remaster]

[pbs-r]

nothing solidifies generational bond more than remembering discontinued candies that you can’t even be sure were real

[pbs-r]

[animazed]

[azureandie]

[thickness-protection-program]

Creme savers were actually brought back!! It's just only the strawberry and orange ones and I've only been able to find them at hobby lobby of all places

[toastbutteregg]

[important-animal-images]

[evilvillain123456789]

Can I please have a cappuccino but with oat milk and a big pump of sugarfree chocolate syrup and... Lol I remember your stupid ass from 2,300 years ago. We were living in seleucis on the tigris river during the same span of summers... do you rememver a red ibis bird with beautiful plumes? Yeah U were a sort of dull brown goat that didn't train and dint make milk or kids. Yeah? No? Eventually the Zoroastrian homesteaders who owned you started feeding you contaminated barley to try and kill you lol. Maybe you remember the ergotism? Anyway. also I want one of these 🫵stupid little breads in the case

[industrialdyke]

the fuck do you mean. which part of the phrase hetero jessica is against community guidelines

[industrialdyke]

this is the post i was looking for btw

[enamorxte]

REBLOG IF YOU HAVE STRETCHMARKS

This way people can see they’re not alone. I have them and this would help me see that.

[teathattast]

Wake up babe new fish dropped

[bogleech]

I can't believe none of this post shows off the actual most unique feature of this squid!!

One eye of this species is normal, the other is more than twice as big and bugged out. Each has different sensitivity to light levels so she can aim one up (towards the brighter sky) and the other down (to the darker depths) as needed.

No other animal has this setup that we've ever found!! You can't ignore her monocle!!!

[teathattast]

unmatched queen energy tbh

[puyoed]

[teathattast]

[papayajuan2019]

cuz everytime we touch i get this feeling

[identifying-cars-in-posts]

2013-2016 Hyundai Genesis Coupe

[teobug]

and every time we kiss I swear I could fly

[transfemininomenon]

outdoor cat defenders really are simply some of the most Delusional people on the planet, like you can list fact after fact all with verified sources about how bad it is to let cats outside for both them & the environment around them and people will cover their ears and be like "umm not my frumpkins he knows not to play in traffic & he has magical resistance to coyotes and disease"

[transfemininomenon]