Mother of Geckos

Hi, I'm Megan. 27 year old living in MD. Full time bartender and pet mom. My biggest baby is Talia, a 3 year old miniature australian shepherd. I also have 2 cats, 2 leopard geckos, a hog island boa, and a bullsnake. So uhh about me I have a deep abiding love for reptiles and horses. In my spare time I like to read and line dance. I devour books like there's no tomorrow and am a movie quote guru. My genre of choice tends towards sci-fi or fantasy. Please feel free to ask me anything, or submit! Seeing your pets always makes me smile :) All publicly answered asks can be found here If the ask was specifically herp related, it can be found here Follow me on instagram or snapchat @mothertogeckos

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Jolene (33 R.P.M) - click for .mp3

Unsure where this came from, if not the palsied hands of the good Lord himself.

Simple premise: Dolly Parton’s “Jolene” slipped from 45 to 33 rpm. Nothing more; no studio trickery, no trip hop drum breaks. The guitar lopes back in and around itself. The bass becomes elastic, hot rubber. The violin stabs become sustained cello lines. The backing choir’s split harmony rattles around, slinking ghostly into the corner.  And most importantly, Parton’s once-frantic vocal is transformed from bubblegum country scrawl into something approximating field holler reverence. 

An already perfect song made transcendental..

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The rabbit burrow frog [Leptodactylus cunicularius] is a small and slender frog endemic to Brazil. Its natural habitats are moist savanna and shrubland, and their eggs are laid in subterranean foam nests which are washed away via rainfall into puddles and streams. Images taken in Serra do Cipo by Mauro Teixeira Junior. 

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“CROSS TRAFFIC enjoying his morning on the farm ☀️” (x)

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her name is Penelope and i’m obsessed with her lil hands

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The Benevolent Dragon or Iguana (Oaxaca | Mexico) ~ Holly Wilmeth 2014

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A Queen. :]

[sweet-slither-friend]

1 month healed from the first session!

Jordan Cole Wright / Seventh Son Tattoo / San Francisco, CA

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David Ambarzumjan on Instagram

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A scientist actually wrote this. 

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and every day i am thankful that they did.

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here he is, the only man. say hello.

[theslowesthnery]

guys help i’m LOSING MY GODDAMN MIND over these fat tiger art scrolls

(source)

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UPDATE: HE FOUND A TINY FRIEND

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One of the best things in life:

Intimidating Animals that are Actually Tiny

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It’s 70F outside so I gotta get my snow in snake form

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him S T R E T C H

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I just can’t with this little goblin. 😂 💕 🦎

(Coraline, female harlequin crested gecko)

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Mustelid Monday

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Saharan striped polecat

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A European common toad [Bufo bufo] drifting in a pond. Males of this species tend to arrive at the breeding pond earlier than the females, where they begin calling to attract their attention. Image by Flickr user Chundulak.

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flat headed kusimanse mongoose