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choiyeonjuns

your first column of emojis describes your personality! what’s yours?

romqnticstylez

😔😭💀🤨😎

roseusnoctua-deactivated2022021

😌🙌👪☄️🐱

spirituallywhore-deactivated202

🥺🖕🏾💓👄

sassychaostrash

😔🎼😎🖕🔪

this-is-my-musical-monologue-de

👍🥰🌿🔮😆

luckys-holyground--13

😭🤠✊🙃🙃

yonkitybonkity

🤠💀☀️😐🅱️

cryingrainbowsandrocksongs-deac

👀😭😤👁🧢 lol nope

apureillusion

😭✋😋✨😌

do0ki3

😭♥️🤡👏🍜

my daily routine yesyes

monkeyparasite

💞💓💘🦍

interesting.. interesting

💀😱😍🤦‍♂️💖

✨❤️🥲🤨🎉

average he/they and their crazy he/it

#brainrotting

eyebaus

this one fanfic where spam has a really long shower and swatch makes him dinner

#<3333

chaoticsnowykiddo

How much walking does this wolf do?

#nu pogodi #he walks so queer #this is how bisexual people dress and walk

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

have decided to sell out my dreams!

for the bargain price $4.20 you can purchase the Clown Dream I had last night!

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Ok so in the dream I was a purveyor of clown meat. basically i ran a delicatessen that sold assorted deli meats but in particular i sold clown meat, which was somehow both a specialty item and a dietary staple. like it was a really culturally important food group.

the thing about owning & operating a clown meat deli is that for some reason i was required to hunt the clowns myself, which required a hunting permit.

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right so as i recall, my lawyer only took me on as a client to begin with bc, upon my arrest, i had made the most astonishingly controversial claim, upon which my entire defense would now hinge aka THERE ARE NO SIGNIFICANT ANATOMICAL DIFFERENCES BETWEEN CLOWNS AND HUMANS. That is to say i stood there in front of god (nonexistent) and man (painfully existent) and declared that once the skin came off, there was no reliable method of distinguishing clown meat from human meat, because while their behavior and appearance and presumed intelligence differed enormously–their anatomies did not.

I was so full of shit I should have burst like a balloon, but I said it with such conviction that everyone hesitated and took a step back.

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(gore tw)

I stood in that hot, damp courtroom, surrounded by reporters, detested former customers, and my Texan lawyer in his silly white suit-and-mustache, and I listen in awe and occasional nausea as a New York City Coroner recounted to a shellshocked jury that one of the most common forensic issues that law enforcement encounters in new york is when bodies are pulled out of the harbor–in particular, severed body parts, which are a fine new york harbor tradition.

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FINAL PART

Here is the secret. Here is the secret I never told anyone. Not any of those scientists or priests or reporters. Not my lawyer or that coroner whose testimony probably saved my life.

I spent decades butchering and selling clown meat, so I knew without a doubt that dead clowns are in fact very easy to distinguish from human corpses. Oh they look the same all right, but any clown butcher worth their salt can tell you the unique thing about clown meat–the reason that clown meat is so much easier to clean and cut and dress than any other type of animal flesh.

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I’m glad you all enjoyed this riot of a circus! Thanks especially to @bootleg-netflix and @frog-in-a-jumper, who commemorated this notorious occasion with fan art: