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I reject all incarnations of the addams family written like spooky goths who hate normies. The joke is that they're warm and welcoming and they don't even know that they're weird. Still might maim you though because they also think everyone else is into hardcore sadomasochism.

yodaprod

Samsung Mymy MY-A245R (1996)

radiation

sacred-portal

teaboot

I mean not to be pedantic but the vast majority of us chose to be kind and happy and live safe and simple lives with good food and beautiful art. The small handful willing to crush anyone in their way to pursue and retain power are Greed Georg adn should not have been counted

please reblog this i spent way too long on what was supposed to be a quick edit

dog-in-shining-armor

sabertoothwalrus

is anyone else still experiencing a bit of whiplash at how extreme the general opinion over the terms “yaoi” “yuri” and “fujoshi” have turned around in the past, like, two years

sabertoothwalrus

people with every possible opinion regarding this topic have reblogged this post and surprisingly no one’s fighting about it. I never even shared my own thoughts. and you just won’t know. love and peace on planet nuance

sabertoothwalrus

I’m going to say it was precisely this

jaynotwayne

happy holidays!

hearteyes-wheeler

Stab a politician day!!!!

500-moths-in-a-trenchcoat

oh yes it's that time of year again

sandersstudies

Going to see children and adolescents dance badly, play ball badly, sing badly, play recorder badly because they are young: YES! YOU ARE LEARNING! INCREDIBLE!

sandersstudies

People are so rude about going to watch the children in their lives do stuff shittily. “Ugh toddler dance recital,” “ugh tee-ball weekend again,” “ugh nativity play.”

That guy learned what skipping is this year and now he’s playing the piano the worst I’ve ever seen but the best he’s ever done! AREN’T YOU CAPTIVATED BY THEIR ABILITY TO DO A LITTLE BIT WHEN PREVIOUSLY THEY COULD DO NOTHING? Be filled with wonder and joy!

doctorbluesmanreturns

PEER REVIEWED

teaboot

when my brother was in toddler hockey they had to skate back and forth between the stands to practice going fast and it was AMAZING cause they were so slow and wobbly so it was just a line of a dozen little armoured-up little meatball tanks frantically shuffling away from you, then they’d have to stop turn and come back and none of them were taller than the wall so you’s just see shuffle shuffle shuffle shuffle, ALL OUT OF VIEW, then hear think-thunk-thunk-thunk-thunk as they all slowly collided with it one by one

Children doing things are so motivated and terrible and enthusiastic, they’re like puppies

x

happy ides of march

if you all don’t light this up for ten years on saturday…

l0stvegas

I wasn’t crazy about this piece so I wasn’t intending on publicly posting it again, but it keeps getting stolen every five minutes so I figured I’d put it here so people at least know who to attribute the original thing to lmao

[Digital illustration, Procreate App, 2020]