do me a favor

& break my nose

[puppydoggraham]

Them: you better not be cunty Mads Mikkelsen smoking a cigarette when I get there

My cunty self:

[ruhlare]

okay but saying “i wish i had known you sooner” — like the love in my heart is growing so big and fast for you that i wish i had the opportunity to have you way earlier by my side, because i want to love you longer than i can do now. my love for you reaches my past and makes a place for you.

[ruhlare]

[agathah]

they took the "match each other's freak" trope too seriously

[thenoman-sland]

Hannibal's Design.

[cickyart]

morning star! my favorite piece

[mothmantheman]

you should post here more

most of my old mutuals left so I lost my will to post lol, kinda a ghost town in here and it used to be hoppin. Logged on just so I could find a link I knew I had saved lol but hope you are well even though this ask is like 3 months old😵‍💫

[tethered-heartstrings]

[kosmogrl]

[aaaangel444]

[vampirewithachainsaw]

happy new year!!!!

(credits to mychemicalwindex on insta)

[amoebasapph]

it's the last day you can rb this

[wumblr]

it’s 2023. google, facebook, and amazon have each lost antitrust lawsuits. you are putting buffalo chicken dip in the crock pot and your husband slaps your ass

[fleshdyke]

always remember gay men are the reason we dont have to pay for public bathrooms in canada

[the-text-party]

WAIT HUH??? IM CANADIAN????? WHY HAVE I NEVER HEARS ABOUT THIS UNTIL NOW??????

[fleshdyke]

two gay men got arrested for fucking in a public bathroom but they argued since you had to pay for it it was a hotel and it was fine. their defence worked and we dont have to pay for bathrooms anymore

[hieronymus-botch]

Ok guys I know we want to celebrate victories in queer history but

1. Googling "Canada gay sex pay toilets" just brings up a bunch of reblogs of this post

2. There does not seem to have been any sort of norm of public toilets in Canada charging money to use in the 20th century

3. I am neither Canadian nor a lawyer but I find it extremely hard to believe that there is any jurisdiction on earth where charging money to use a public toilet makes it legally constitute a hotel room and therefore OK to have sex in.

[fleshdyke]

thats because i lied about this

[adurot]

I have just learned that Mountain Goats are NOT, in fact, actual Goats.

[adurot]

I have never heard of this band. I AM in fact referring to the animal.

[adurot]

But wait, there’s more!

[adurot]

[juneacademiaa]

babe i really can't talk right now i'm in the middle of pacing around the house while listening to music

[alena-draws]

Wild boars ❤️🐽

[worstgirlintheworld]

what random city did spotify tell you has your music taste this year pls add in tags