she’s trying so hard not to laugh. ❛mike, you okay?❜

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she’s trying so hard not to laugh. ❛mike, you okay?❜
heeeeyo all !! –if you could be so kind to give this post a REBLOG if you’d like to interact/roleplay with CARRIE WHITE from stephen king’s CARRIE (book, musical, and 2013 based) , i’d really appreciate it. i’ve noticed these posts get around a lot quicker than promos and i’m looking for new roleplay partners. thank you !! <3
— Roleplay blogs only, please !!
i’m gonna study, because i have a fuckin test on tuesday
anyone ever: charlie why did u give urself a crown---
freakshow baby!charlie: BECAUSE I AM A FUCKING PRINCESS THATS WHY
michael and charlotte ; the two afton children left after the disastrous 1983 birthday party for their brother, thomas. both died about a decade afterwards, both still roaming the facility that caused their family so much grief thirty years later.
michael && charlie afton aesthetics @demolitioninevitable
❛after all this time, you still don’t know how to control your fucking urge to think before you act, do you?❜ of course charlie’s going to ask something like this. thirty plus years and she’s still angry at michael for what he’d kickstarted in the afton family. it had been bad enough that charlie herself had nearly been beheaded by the robot daddy made just for her, but then to watch her own baby brother have his head crushed between the jaws of something their father made? no wonder she’d cracked after michael was declared missing. ❛yes, you found me. but there’s no fucking way i’m going to say you’re the one that put me back together. the only thing you can do is make everything fall apart, mike. it all started with tommy, all because you had to impress your stupid little friends. did you EVER love him? did you ever have a shred of compassion for our brother?❜
@demolitioninevitable ♡
starter call! bonus excitement because a michael follows me now!
adopted / fostered kid sentence starters
bc there deserves to be a meme out there for more than just biological families
- parent to other parent ❛ How do you feel about adopting? ❜ ❛ How do you feel about fostering? ❜ ❛ God I hope they like blue, I spent too long painting that room. ❜ ❛ She/he called me “mom/dad” today. ❜ ❛ If your mother asks us again if we “really” want to go through with this, I’m taking our children and moving to Alaska. ❜ ❛ You had a whole two years to learn their language, what do you mean you’re not fluent yet? ❜ ❛ I’m just sick and tired of waiting for the papers to come through so we can adopt our kid already. ❜ ❛ Do you want to adopt him/her. ❜ ❛ He/she’s our baby, no matter what anyone else says. ❜
- parent to kid ❛ If you want to learn more about them, it’s okay. ❜ ❛ Don’t talk back to me young man/lady, I’ve still got your receipt. ❜ ❛ You’re our baby, now and forever. ❜ ❛ Families come in all shapes and sizes, and you’re part of ours. ❜ ❛ You’re safe here, you know that, right? ❜ ❛ If you don’t do the dishes, I’m shipping you back first class, buddy. ❜ ❛ If I’m not your real parent…and you’re not my kid…then who’s flying the plane? ❜
- kid to parent ❛ Who are my birth parents? ❜ ❛ You’re not even my real mom/dad! .❜ ❛ Can we visit where I’m from? ❜ ❛ Why do I look different than you? ❜ ❛ Are you gonna get rid of me because I made you mad? ❜ ❛ If you keep embarrassing me, I’m gonna say that I don’t know you guys. ❜ ❛ Thanks for adopting me / taking me in, this will look great on college applications. ❜ ❛ I’m glad you’re honest and told me I was adopted, but you don’t have to tell me every day! ❜ ❛ Please stop with the receipt jokes. ❜
❛what is it with you and asking so many questions about my family? my dad and brother are both DEAD, that’s the end of it. stop asking so much. it’s creeping me out.❜
@theoriizer ♡
first day of classes with sans today! super excited about it. we only have one class today, but sans has an audition for the music program after our class, so i gotta hang around.
❝ S-A-V-E-T-H-E-M. ❞ ❝ you can’t. ❞
❝ what’s goin’ on? ❞ ❝ oh, nothing. just a group of stupid kids thinking they can possibly save the world… ❞
@motiontrigger and we don’t have a michael that’s on board with our shit or at all yet.
thing is, though, michael ISN’T purple guy. it actually IS william. reason being is that michael talks about the night springtrap was created when you finish the last custom night on v. hard. he says “i found them”, “they thought i was you” and “i should be dead”. then “i’m going to find you” right as springtrap appears. the kids killed the wrong guy. @cnough devon died for nothing.
❛excuse me, but... did you just say there’s a guy named MIKE that’s working here? devon. how many guys do you know that’re named mike? on top of that, they found michael skinned alive in baby’s storage facility. this ISN’T a coincidence, dev. i don’t care what you have to do, GET RID OF THAT MIKE. i’m the only one left to handle afton robotics, i know how disturbingly glitchy these motherfuckers get. whatever “mike” claims to be, he’s not michael afton.❜
@cnough ♡
starter call time!
IT DOESN’T MATTER WHERE YOU GO; THEY’LL FIND YOU!
five nights at freddy’s original character. one, three and sister location-based. independent. mutually exclusive. highly selective. original character && crossover friendly.
devon!
i wasnt calling u names charlie so can u cool it w/ the fuckhead n shit like jesus chill aint my fault we got fucked over by a bear
still don’t give you the right to shit-talk my older siblings. well, it’s not even really him at this point. it’s just his badly decomposed skin. F U C K I N’ G R O S S A S S R O B O T S R U I N I N G E V E R Y T H I N G.