Steven Universe! NOT Pink Diamond!.. @motm-stevenoffical - Tumblr Blog

#shitpost #officialverse #ooc; i found this randomly & giggled

Cunt, my pain isn't funny ―⭐

@motmpomni-official remind you of something ―⭐

motmofficalverse-offical

Tagging will be done under the Read More, since it’ll be… heh… a Lot.

DISCLAIMER: While the blogs are referred to as “offic(i)al,” this is just the naming scheme. By no means are any of the users officially affiliated with Myth in any way.

Myth of the Machine belongs to @/flygutzz and @/nortsauce.

Additionally, while many have said this before, it most likely needs to be repeated.

No matter what you think about the characters in the story, the individuals running these blogs should not face any hate regarding the character’s actions.

Remember to please be respectful.

Feel free to send asks for blogs to add. If anyone doesn’t want to be tagged, please let me know.

This will be updated a lot, considering new blogs are constantly added and my memory is. Well. Not great.

At some point, I may consider adding canon ships to this as well. In the meantime, the Boris blog’s pinned post has some of the canon ships. Please make sure to check this if you haven’t already to avoid any possible conflict.

Mod is @/circustrash. I also run the Swapped Boris blog and the Blot blog.

#steven answers!#myth rp #motm rp #motm #officialverse

points at myself as I giggle

Do you PURPOSELY shatter people.

..What? No, NO, that was an ACCIDENT, I swear. No more shatterings, I swear. ―⭐

"Welcome To The Party, Mr. Universe!"

Here we are in the future!

Hello everyone! As you know I've established peace across the universe!

*gets my shit ROCKED by Spinel*

ASK RULES!; While Steven is a young adult, he's still only 16. So no suggestive, I'll genuinely flip.

Also, just have common sense when asking questions. Please and thank you.

Tags;

@motmshelly-offical

@motm-pebble-official

@motmborisoffical

@motmbendy-official

@motmmugman-offical

@motmcuphead-offical

@motmelderkettle-official

@motmmickey-official

@motmfelix-official

@motmtoodles-official

@motm-sheba-official

@pomnimotm-official

@mythoswaldoffical

@motmdandy-official

@motmastro-official

@motmjessicarabbit-official

@motmsprout-official

[ Vee doesn't like being tagged, so just go to Sonic's page ]

@motmlooey-official

(Cosmo) @motmcosmo-official

(Blot) @laciffo-tolb-mtom

@motmpinkie-official [ Feel like it's fitting to tag her ]

@motmluigi-official

@motmmario-official

//Dept. Of Defense//

@motmtails-official

@motmshadow

@motmamy-official

@motmsilver

@motmsonic-official

Mother; @g1nger-b1nger

[ P.S. If you don't wanna be here lmk & i'll take ya off❤️‍🩹 ALSO I TOOOOTALLY DIDN'T STEAL THIS TAG LIST FROM SONIC..... ]

no1jaxkinnie

MF add me tooooo(and all my other motm rp BLOGS)

FRYING, what blogs u run👀👀

motmhatsunemiku-official

╭═══════════════════════════════════════╮ ♪₊˚ ♫ 　◟ SIGNAL ACQUIRED . . .　♫ ₊˚♪ 　　　◉ VOICEBANK ONLINE 　　　◉ STAGE LIGHTS READY 　　　◉ AUDIENCE DETECTED ╰═══════════════════════════════════════╯

　　　　　　☆彡

　　🎤「 HELLO, HELLO!! 」

"My voice reached you?!"

"Ehehe~! Nice to meet you!"

"I'm Hatsune Miku!"

"…Wait."

"This isn't another concert?"

"…"

"Oh."

"It's a Tumblr ask blog."

"…That's still basically a concert."

⋆｡°✩──────────────✩°｡⋆

　　　　　🎼 VOCAL UNIT

NAME :: Hatsune Miku

MODEL :: CV01

STATUS :: Permanently online.

CURRENT ACTIVITY ::

☑ Singing ☑ Existing on approximately 6,000 playlists ☑ Accidentally collecting more fanart ☑ Reading asks between rehearsals ☑ Probably eating leeks

VOICE TYPE ::

Anything.

Pop?

Sure.

Rock?

Absolutely.

Metal?

Why not?

Jazz?

Let's try it!

Complete emotional devastation?

…I've sung that too.

⋆｡°✩──────────────✩°｡⋆

♪ ABOUT THE BLOG ♪

This place is for—

🎵 asks!

🎵 roleplay!

🎵 silly conversations!

🎵 music recommendations!

🎵 drawing requests!

🎵 cheering people on!

🎵 talking about producers!

🎵 and maybe dragging my friends into chaos.

Mostly that last one.

⋆｡°✩──────────────✩°｡⋆

🌸 THINGS I LIKE 🌸

♪ Leeks.

♪ Music.

♪ Dancing.

♪ Learning new songs.

♪ Meeting new people.

♪ Duets!!

♪ Seeing fan creations.

♪ The audience singing louder than me.

(Seriously, that's one of the best feelings.)

♪ Ridiculously over-the-top stage effects.

The explosions are optional.

…

Actually—

Keep the explosions.

⋆｡°✩──────────────✩°｡⋆

📬 ASK BOX STATUS

🩵 Song recommendations? YES!!

🩵 Roleplay? YES!!

🩵 Friendly chats? Always!

🩵 Headcanons? I'd love to hear them!

🩵 Drawings? PLEASE SHOW ME.

🩵 Making playlists together? YES YES YES.

🩵 "Can you sing—"

"…probably."

⋆｡°✩──────────────✩°｡⋆

🚫 PLEASE DON'T 🚫

✘ NSFW.

✘ Hate speech.

✘ Racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia or harassment.

✘ AI discourse arguments in my inbox.

✘ Ship wars.

✘ Producer harassment.

✘ Character bashing.

✘ Spam.

✘ Constant negativity.

✘ Proship / comship.

✘ Pedophilia or incest content.

✘ Zoo / abuse content.

✘ Bigotry of any kind.

✘ Callout-blog drama.

✘ Sending anonymous hate.

Please be kind.

The world's already noisy enough.

Let's make something nice together.

♪ ♡

⋆｡°✩──────────────✩°｡⋆

🎙️ COLLABORATION DIRECTORY

@motmmickey-official — Somehow organized.

@motm-sheba-official — Keeps everything running!

⚔ DEFENSE

@motmsonic-official — Fast enough to outrun the tempo.

@motmtails-official — Probably built three synthesizers already.

@motmshadow — Looks like he only listens to dramatic orchestral music.

…I should ask.

@motmamy-official — Could absolutely keep perfect rhythm with that hammer.

🌼 GARDEN

@motmdandy-official — Flowers AND good aesthetics.

@motmastro-official — Someone get this person a nap.

@motmshelly-offical — Rocks are cool.

@motmsprout-official — Plant friend!!

@motmlooey-official — Hi!!

🎭 CARTOON CORNER

@motmpomni-official — I hope today's going okay…

@motmbugsbunny-official — Impossible to schedule rehearsals with.

@motmjessicarabbit-official — Absolute stage presence.

🎲 CHAOS DEPARTMENT

@motmcuphead-offical — Please stop turning rehearsals into boss fights.

@motmmugman-offical — The responsible one.

Usually.

@motmbendy-official — Ink is surprisingly hard to clean off microphones.

@motmborisoffical — Hi, Boris! ♡

⚡ OTHER ACQUAINTANCES

@motmfleetway-official

Please don't scream into the microphone again.

That caused feedback.

@motmgumball-official

I still don't know how you accidentally remixed the national anthem.

@motmgarfield-official

No.

You cannot replace catering with lasagna.

Actually…

Maybe you can.

⋆｡°✩──────────────✩°｡⋆

"…Before I forget!"

Thank you.

Really.

Whether you've been listening since my very first songs…

or you only heard me yesterday…

I'm happy you're here.

Music only becomes music…

when someone listens.

🎶

So…

What should we sing first?

　　　　　　☆ 　　　♪(๑ᴖ◡ᴖ๑)♪

═══════════════════════════════ 「 THE CURTAIN NEVER REALLY FALLS. THERE'S ALWAYS ONE MORE ENCORE. 」 ═══════════════════════════════

@motm-stevenofficial

@motmboyfriend-official

@motmpinkie-official

@motmbowlboy-official

HII!

#steven answers!#officialverse #myth rp #motm rp

Me mentioned ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹🥹

Hello steven u r so cute 🥺

Oh wow, thank you?.. ―⭐

have u ever done drag?👀👀

OH, drag? Loooooads of times when I was younger! Like for filling in for Sadie as the mystery guest, and.. Well, dressing up as my mom... But still! I don't do it much now though. ―⭐

#Steven Answers!#officialverse #motm rp #//ooc; FIRST ASK YAAAY!!

╭━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━╮ ☕ 💤 SYSTEM BOOT… maybe later. 💤 ☕ Loading user…

…

Ugh.

Fine.

Connected.

USER: GARFIELD

Status: Awake against his will. ╰━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━╯

"…"

"If you're expecting enthusiasm…"

"…lower your expectations."

━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🍕 USER PROFILE ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━

Name: Garfield

Occupation: Professional Cat.

Part-time Food Disposal Unit.

Full-time Napping Expert.

Current Mood: Hungry.

Current Goal: Lasagna.

Current Problem: People.

━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 📖 ABOUT THIS BLOG ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━

So apparently everyone has one of these now.

A blog.

Wonderful.

Now complete strangers can interrupt my naps digitally instead of physically.

Progress.

Anyway.

This is an Ask/RP blog.

You ask things.

I answer them.

Maybe.

Depends on whether I feel like moving.

Which…

…isn't often.

━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🍝 WHAT TO EXPECT ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━

☕ Sarcasm.

🍝 Complaints.

😼 Judging everyone equally.

🛋 Sleeping through important events.

📺 References nobody else gets.

🍕 Excessive discussions about food.

🐕 Making fun of Odie.

(He deserves it.)

━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 📬 ASK POLICY ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━

✔ Ask me questions.

✔ Start roleplays.

✔ Show me food.

✔ Share memes.

✔ Tell me about your pets.

✔ Pictures of lasagna are always appreciated.

Just…

Don't expect emotional support before noon.

━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🚫 DNI ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━

Don't interact if you:

✘ Support harassment, stalking, or bullying.

✘ Use hate speech or bigotry toward others.

✘ Enjoy intentionally ruining people's fun.

✘ Start pointless discourse over fictional cats.

✘ Can't separate fiction from reality.

✘ Think animal abuse is funny.

✘ Spam my inbox repeatedly after being ignored.

✘ Try to drag me into callout posts.

I'm lazy.

Not interested.

━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🐾 PEOPLE I'VE SOMEHOW MET ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━

👑 MANAGEMENT

@motmmickey-official — You're surprisingly organized.

I don't trust organized people.

@motm-sheba-official — Probably keeping everyone else from burning the place down.

Good luck.

⚔ DEFENSE

@motmsonic-official —

Runs everywhere.

Imagine voluntarily exercising.

@motmtails-official —

Smart kid.

Could probably invent a machine that brings me lasagna.

Get on that.

@motmshadow —

Finally.

Someone else who looks tired of everybody.

Respect.

@motmamy-official —

Please don't hit me.

I'm a cat.

That's probably illegal.

🌱 GARDEN

@motmdandy-official —

Flowers.

Neat.

Do they come in lasagna flavor?

@motmastro-official —

You look sleep deprived.

I can help.

Take a nap.

@motmsprout-official —

Plant.

@motmshelly-offical —

Fossils are older than Jon's fashion sense.

@motmlooey-official —

Hello.

🎭 CARTOONS & COMPANY

@motmpomni-official —

You look like you need a vacation.

@motmbugsbunny-official —

You're somehow more sarcastic than me.

Impressive.

@motmjessicarabbit-official —

One of the only people here who seems to know what they're doing.

🎨 THE USUAL SUSPECTS

@motmbendy-official —

Please don't leak on my couch.

@motmborisoffical —

You seem nice.

Too nice.

@motmcuphead-offical —

You're why insurance exists.

@motmmugman-offical —

I'm sorry.

━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━

🌎 OTHER DIMENSIONAL ACQUAINTANCES

@motmgumball-official —

Kid…

Please stop breaking reality.

Some of us are trying to sleep.

@motmfleetway-official —

Loud.

Very loud.

Have you considered…

Not screaming?

@motmkolossos-official —

Huge.

Fluffy.

Would probably make an excellent heated pillow.

Don't tell him I said that.

━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ ❓FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━

Q: "Do you really hate Mondays?"

No.

I hate getting out of bed.

Mondays simply happen to encourage that.

Q: "Do you like Odie?"

…

Next question.

Q: "What's your favorite food?"

If you asked this seriously…

I'm disappointed in you.

━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━

If I'm not answering…

I'm asleep.

If I answer with one word…

I'm annoyed.

If I answer with two words…

Congratulations.

You caught me in a good mood.

Don't expect it to happen twice.

━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ ☕ END OF POST Now let me get back to my nap. ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━

GARFIELD? THERES GARFIELD. GINGER YOU NEED TO SEE THIS @g1nger-b1nger

ooooh. Does he know....

(OOC:MF IM MAKING MIKU NEXT!)

// MIKU...

"Welcome To The Party, Mr. Universe!"

Here we are in the future!

Hello everyone! As you know I've established peace across the universe!

*gets my shit ROCKED by Spinel*

ASK RULES!; While Steven is a young adult, he's still only 16. So no suggestive, I'll genuinely flip.

Also, just have common sense when asking questions. Please and thank you.

Tags;

@motmshelly-offical

@motm-pebble-official

@motmborisoffical

@motmbendy-official

@motmmugman-offical

@motmcuphead-offical

@motmelderkettle-official

@motmmickey-official

@motmfelix-official

@motmtoodles-official

@motm-sheba-official

@pomnimotm-official

@mythoswaldoffical

@motmdandy-official

@motmastro-official

@motmjessicarabbit-official

@motmsprout-official

[ Vee doesn't like being tagged, so just go to Sonic's page ]

@motmlooey-official

(Cosmo) @motmcosmo-official

(Blot) @laciffo-tolb-mtom

@motmpinkie-official [ Feel like it's fitting to tag her ]

@motmluigi-official

@motmmario-official

//Dept. Of Defense//

@motmtails-official

@motmshadow

@motmamy-official

@motmsilver

@motmsonic-official

Mother; @g1nger-b1nger

[ P.S. If you don't wanna be here lmk & i'll take ya off❤️‍🩹 ALSO I TOOOOTALLY DIDN'T STEAL THIS TAG LIST FROM SONIC..... ]

AND STEVEN? I SWEAR THAT BOSS BABY IS THE NEXT TO SHOW UP😭

s0me1-u-used2-kn0w

(OOC/mod: I swear if I don’t see a spinel I’m gonna tweak)

//DAWG NO🥺

s0me1-u-used2-kn0w

OOC/mod: DAWG YES, I WAS LITERALLY TALKING ABOUT STEVEN UNIVERSE THE OTHER DAY💔

//Giggling, it's been my obsession for the past few days

╭━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━╮ ☕ 💤 SYSTEM BOOT… maybe later. 💤 ☕ Loading user…

…

Ugh.

Fine.

Connected.

USER: GARFIELD

Status: Awake against his will. ╰━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━╯

"…"

"If you're expecting enthusiasm…"

"…lower your expectations."

━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🍕 USER PROFILE ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━

Name: Garfield

Occupation: Professional Cat.

Part-time Food Disposal Unit.

Full-time Napping Expert.

Current Mood: Hungry.

Current Goal: Lasagna.

Current Problem: People.

━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 📖 ABOUT THIS BLOG ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━

So apparently everyone has one of these now.

A blog.

Wonderful.

Now complete strangers can interrupt my naps digitally instead of physically.

Progress.

Anyway.

This is an Ask/RP blog.

You ask things.

I answer them.

Maybe.

Depends on whether I feel like moving.

Which…

…isn't often.

━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🍝 WHAT TO EXPECT ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━

☕ Sarcasm.

🍝 Complaints.

😼 Judging everyone equally.

🛋 Sleeping through important events.

📺 References nobody else gets.

🍕 Excessive discussions about food.

🐕 Making fun of Odie.

(He deserves it.)

━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 📬 ASK POLICY ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━

✔ Ask me questions.

✔ Start roleplays.

✔ Show me food.

✔ Share memes.

✔ Tell me about your pets.

✔ Pictures of lasagna are always appreciated.

Just…

Don't expect emotional support before noon.

━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🚫 DNI ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━

Don't interact if you:

✘ Support harassment, stalking, or bullying.

✘ Use hate speech or bigotry toward others.

✘ Enjoy intentionally ruining people's fun.

✘ Start pointless discourse over fictional cats.

✘ Can't separate fiction from reality.

✘ Think animal abuse is funny.

✘ Spam my inbox repeatedly after being ignored.

✘ Try to drag me into callout posts.

I'm lazy.

Not interested.

━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🐾 PEOPLE I'VE SOMEHOW MET ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━

👑 MANAGEMENT

@motmmickey-official — You're surprisingly organized.

I don't trust organized people.

@motm-sheba-official — Probably keeping everyone else from burning the place down.

Good luck.

⚔ DEFENSE

@motmsonic-official —

Runs everywhere.

Imagine voluntarily exercising.

@motmtails-official —

Smart kid.

Could probably invent a machine that brings me lasagna.

Get on that.

@motmshadow —

Finally.

Someone else who looks tired of everybody.

Respect.

@motmamy-official —

Please don't hit me.

I'm a cat.

That's probably illegal.

🌱 GARDEN

@motmdandy-official —

Flowers.

Neat.

Do they come in lasagna flavor?

@motmastro-official —

You look sleep deprived.

I can help.

Take a nap.

@motmsprout-official —

Plant.

@motmshelly-offical —

Fossils are older than Jon's fashion sense.

@motmlooey-official —

Hello.

🎭 CARTOONS & COMPANY

@motmpomni-official —

You look like you need a vacation.

@motmbugsbunny-official —

You're somehow more sarcastic than me.

Impressive.

@motmjessicarabbit-official —

One of the only people here who seems to know what they're doing.

🎨 THE USUAL SUSPECTS

@motmbendy-official —

Please don't leak on my couch.

@motmborisoffical —

You seem nice.

Too nice.

@motmcuphead-offical —

You're why insurance exists.

@motmmugman-offical —

I'm sorry.

━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━

🌎 OTHER DIMENSIONAL ACQUAINTANCES

@motmgumball-official —

Kid…

Please stop breaking reality.

Some of us are trying to sleep.

@motmfleetway-official —

Loud.

Very loud.

Have you considered…

Not screaming?

@motmkolossos-official —

Huge.

Fluffy.

Would probably make an excellent heated pillow.

Don't tell him I said that.

━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ ❓FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━

Q: "Do you really hate Mondays?"

No.

I hate getting out of bed.

Mondays simply happen to encourage that.

Q: "Do you like Odie?"

…

Next question.

Q: "What's your favorite food?"

If you asked this seriously…

I'm disappointed in you.

━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━

If I'm not answering…

I'm asleep.

If I answer with one word…

I'm annoyed.

If I answer with two words…

Congratulations.

You caught me in a good mood.

Don't expect it to happen twice.

GARFIELD? THERES GARFIELD. GINGER YOU NEED TO SEE THIS @g1nger-b1nger

ooooh. Does he know....

motm-spongebob

//Mod: I think at this rate we'll get a Myth Freddy Fazbear account soon SLASH SILLY

//I HOPE BROTATO

"Welcome To The Party, Mr. Universe!"

Here we are in the future!

Hello everyone! As you know I've established peace across the universe!

*gets my shit ROCKED by Spinel*

ASK RULES!; While Steven is a young adult, he's still only 16. So no suggestive, I'll genuinely flip.

Also, just have common sense when asking questions. Please and thank you.

Tags;

@motmshelly-offical

@motm-pebble-official

@motmborisoffical

@motmbendy-official

@motmmugman-offical

@motmcuphead-offical

@motmelderkettle-official

@motmmickey-official

@motmfelix-official

@motmtoodles-official

@motm-sheba-official

@pomnimotm-official

@mythoswaldoffical

@motmdandy-official

@motmastro-official

@motmjessicarabbit-official

@motmsprout-official

[ Vee doesn't like being tagged, so just go to Sonic's page ]

@motmlooey-official

(Cosmo) @motmcosmo-official

(Blot) @laciffo-tolb-mtom

@motmpinkie-official [ Feel like it's fitting to tag her ]

@motmluigi-official

@motmmario-official

//Dept. Of Defense//

@motmtails-official

@motmshadow

@motmamy-official

@motmsilver

@motmsonic-official

Mother; @g1nger-b1nger

[ P.S. If you don't wanna be here lmk & i'll take ya off❤️‍🩹 ALSO I TOOOOTALLY DIDN'T STEAL THIS TAG LIST FROM SONIC..... ]

AND STEVEN? I SWEAR THAT BOSS BABY IS THE NEXT TO SHOW UP😭

s0me1-u-used2-kn0w

(OOC/mod: I swear if I don’t see a spinel I’m gonna tweak)

//DAWG NO🥺

╭━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━╮ ☕ 💤 SYSTEM BOOT… maybe later. 💤 ☕ Loading user…

…

Ugh.

Fine.

Connected.

USER: GARFIELD

Status: Awake against his will. ╰━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━╯

"…"

"If you're expecting enthusiasm…"

"…lower your expectations."

━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🍕 USER PROFILE ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━

Name: Garfield

Occupation: Professional Cat.

Part-time Food Disposal Unit.

Full-time Napping Expert.

Current Mood: Hungry.

Current Goal: Lasagna.

Current Problem: People.

━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 📖 ABOUT THIS BLOG ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━

So apparently everyone has one of these now.

A blog.

Wonderful.

Now complete strangers can interrupt my naps digitally instead of physically.

Progress.

Anyway.

This is an Ask/RP blog.

You ask things.

I answer them.

Maybe.

Depends on whether I feel like moving.

Which…

…isn't often.

━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🍝 WHAT TO EXPECT ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━

☕ Sarcasm.

🍝 Complaints.

😼 Judging everyone equally.

🛋 Sleeping through important events.

📺 References nobody else gets.

🍕 Excessive discussions about food.

🐕 Making fun of Odie.

(He deserves it.)

━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 📬 ASK POLICY ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━

✔ Ask me questions.

✔ Start roleplays.

✔ Show me food.

✔ Share memes.

✔ Tell me about your pets.

✔ Pictures of lasagna are always appreciated.

Just…

Don't expect emotional support before noon.

━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🚫 DNI ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━

Don't interact if you:

✘ Support harassment, stalking, or bullying.

✘ Use hate speech or bigotry toward others.

✘ Enjoy intentionally ruining people's fun.

✘ Start pointless discourse over fictional cats.

✘ Can't separate fiction from reality.

✘ Think animal abuse is funny.

✘ Spam my inbox repeatedly after being ignored.

✘ Try to drag me into callout posts.

I'm lazy.

Not interested.

━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🐾 PEOPLE I'VE SOMEHOW MET ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━

👑 MANAGEMENT

@motmmickey-official — You're surprisingly organized.

I don't trust organized people.

@motm-sheba-official — Probably keeping everyone else from burning the place down.

Good luck.

⚔ DEFENSE

@motmsonic-official —

Runs everywhere.

Imagine voluntarily exercising.

@motmtails-official —

Smart kid.

Could probably invent a machine that brings me lasagna.

Get on that.

@motmshadow —

Finally.

Someone else who looks tired of everybody.

Respect.

@motmamy-official —

Please don't hit me.

I'm a cat.

That's probably illegal.

🌱 GARDEN

@motmdandy-official —

Flowers.

Neat.

Do they come in lasagna flavor?

@motmastro-official —

You look sleep deprived.

I can help.

Take a nap.

@motmsprout-official —

Plant.

@motmshelly-offical —

Fossils are older than Jon's fashion sense.

@motmlooey-official —

Hello.

🎭 CARTOONS & COMPANY

@motmpomni-official —

You look like you need a vacation.

@motmbugsbunny-official —

You're somehow more sarcastic than me.

Impressive.

@motmjessicarabbit-official —

One of the only people here who seems to know what they're doing.

🎨 THE USUAL SUSPECTS

@motmbendy-official —

Please don't leak on my couch.

@motmborisoffical —

You seem nice.

Too nice.

@motmcuphead-offical —

You're why insurance exists.

@motmmugman-offical —

I'm sorry.

━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━

🌎 OTHER DIMENSIONAL ACQUAINTANCES

@motmgumball-official —

Kid…

Please stop breaking reality.

Some of us are trying to sleep.

@motmfleetway-official —

Loud.

Very loud.

Have you considered…

Not screaming?

@motmkolossos-official —

Huge.

Fluffy.

Would probably make an excellent heated pillow.

Don't tell him I said that.

━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ ❓FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━

Q: "Do you really hate Mondays?"

No.

I hate getting out of bed.

Mondays simply happen to encourage that.

Q: "Do you like Odie?"

…

Next question.

Q: "What's your favorite food?"

If you asked this seriously…

I'm disappointed in you.

━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━

If I'm not answering…

I'm asleep.

If I answer with one word…

I'm annoyed.

If I answer with two words…

Congratulations.

You caught me in a good mood.

Don't expect it to happen twice.

GARFIELD? THERES GARFIELD. GINGER YOU NEED TO SEE THIS @g1nger-b1nger

ooooh. Does he know....

"Welcome To The Party, Mr. Universe!"

Here we are in the future!

Hello everyone! As you know I've established peace across the universe!

*gets my shit ROCKED by Spinel*

ASK RULES!; While Steven is a young adult, he's still only 16. So no suggestive, I'll genuinely flip.

Also, just have common sense when asking questions. Please and thank you.

Tags;

@motmshelly-offical

@motm-pebble-official

@motmborisoffical

@motmbendy-official

@motmmugman-offical

@motmcuphead-offical

@motmelderkettle-official

@motmmickey-official

@motmfelix-official

@motmtoodles-official

@motm-sheba-official

@pomnimotm-official

@mythoswaldoffical

@motmdandy-official

@motmastro-official

@motmjessicarabbit-official

@motmsprout-official

[ Vee doesn't like being tagged, so just go to Sonic's page ]

@motmlooey-official

(Cosmo) @motmcosmo-official

(Blot) @laciffo-tolb-mtom

@motmpinkie-official [ Feel like it's fitting to tag her ]

@motmluigi-official

@motmmario-official

//Dept. Of Defense//

@motmtails-official

@motmshadow

@motmamy-official

@motmsilver

@motmsonic-official

Mother; @g1nger-b1nger

[ P.S. If you don't wanna be here lmk & i'll take ya off❤️‍🩹 ALSO I TOOOOTALLY DIDN'T STEAL THIS TAG LIST FROM SONIC..... ]

g1nger-b1nger

omfg REMOVE ME