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[motmcuphead-offical]

how do i even. do an introduction.

im Cuphead. yea.

if ya wanna chat feel free to drop by, i aint got nothin to do anymore. i dont bite unless youre into that

💙Mugman💙: @motmmugman-offical

💚Boris💚: @motmborisoffical

Shelly: @motmshelly-offical

Bendy: @motmbendy-official

Dyle: @motmdyle-official

Felix: @motmfelix-official

Mickey: @motmmickey-official

Sheba: @motm-sheba-official

Pomni: @motmpomni-official

bitch: @motmollie-offical

♥️My Kiddos!♥️

@stupidrockeater

@azul-xd-rawr

@sonicfan321

⭐ Star (they asked to be adopted on anon so idk their user)

@local-loudmouth

@rosalinaaxx

Myth of the Machine by nortsauce and flygutzz

DNI list: homophobes, transphobes, racists, sexists, abelists, tr*mp supporters, anything of the sort. no hate here!

suggestive asks are fine. no NSFW tho

Cuphead speaks in normal text

BROTHER SPEAKS IN RED TEXT

*actions are in asterisks and are small, italicized red text*

//Mod or OOC text has two slashes at the beginning and state directly that it is OOC

Brother kinda jus spawns every night at 8pm to 9pm PST. but sometimes i forget or i get busy

yea go nuts man idk

(mod: @78peopleinatrenchcoat )

[motmcuphead-offical]

Heyy cups! How have you been?

@motmsolstice-official

im good :]

[motmcuphead-offical]

Cuphead your kid @sonicfan321 is freaking out cause I put Boris in a DARK box 📦 and now floating in the middle of the ocean 🌊

GIMME A BREAK DUDE. GOD-

[charlieneedstherapy]

I discovered Cuphead's true identity....

HE'S A SHRIMP!!!

Or he's just a artist/j

[motmcuphead-offical]

Nah….I’d rather not he’s floating on the ocean right now

HUH????

[motmcuphead-offical]

Mhm…..Boris is trapped in a box 📦 he’s freaking out cause it’s very dark…..VERY DARK…..

LET HIM OUT??

[motmcuphead-offical]

HIII DAD! i feel like i haven’t talked to you in forever! how ya been? :)

HIIIII KIDDO!!! Yeahh sorry for bein gone fer so long!

I've been well! You?

[motmcuphead-offical]

Cuphead, I stole your husband(Boris) and trapped him in a box

WHAT

[motmcuphead-offical]

I didn’t even realize your back :p how have you been?

Oh, hi Looey! ive been alright!

[hehe-cuphead-go-boom]

Hey @motmcuphead-offical look it

[motmcuphead-offical]

PUT IT AWAYYY

[motmcuphead-offical]

"Yo! I made from extra brownies. You want one?"

*Amelia pulls out a small box full of brownies*

sure! how could i say no?

[motmcuphead-offical]

I’m gonna find you.

nuh uh???

[motmcuphead-offical]

Ello Cuphead Here's an Big Hug for ya

*Hugs*

oh..! thanks...!

[motmcuphead-offical]

NOOOOOOO

[motmcuphead-offical]

//mod:

//genuinely my first thought when i first saw anons telling the other motm rp blogs to off themselves

[motmcuphead-offical]

HII DAD!! it's been awhile.. how have ya been?

HEYYY KIDDO! I MISSED YA!!

I've been well! You?

[sonicfan321]

I MISSED YOU TOO DAD!! I been ok, schools a pain in my ass.. but ya know, BUT! I am getting better at drawing! What have you been up to dad?

[motmcuphead-offical]

That's nice to hear! I haven't been up ta much really...

[sonicfan321]

oh! Ok! Let's go do something fun together! It's been awhile and plus! I missed you! But you pick the place!

[motmcuphead-offical]

Sounds great!

...i dont got any ideas tho haah-

[sonicfan321]

oh! Ok! Maybe we could go to the new pizza place that opened up? Called freddys pizza place? It seems really cool!

[motmcuphead-offical]

it has been a while since i had some pizza...

Sure, sounds fun!

[sonicfan321]

YIPEE!! *as they walk in,everything is colorful and a lot of kids are running, playing, to the left there's bathrooms, a arcade, party rooms, etc, and to the right, there's tables showing the robots, a brown bear with a tophat and a bow on his chest plate, a purple bunny with a bowtie on his chest plate and then there's a chicken, wearing a let's eat apron and a cupcake with tow mater teeth, with a candle on its top, then on the far left, there's a room for a fox, with a eye patch and looks like a pirate with a hook on its right hand* come on dad!! Let's go get some pizza!!

[motmcuphead-offical]

alright, alright im goin!

....gee, this place sure is, er... crowded

[sonicfan321]

Yeah!! *As they walk, there's a long line for pizza, but then,there's a yellow bunny taking pictures with kids and looks at cuphead, and walks away, still staring at him*

[motmcuphead-offical]

...eugh, weird...

[cuphead shoves his hands into his coat pockets and keeps walking]

[sonicfan321]

*as they walk, the bunny kept staring at cuphead, then at me then at cuphead again, and after what felt like forever, the bunny stopped looking at him, I however was to happy getting pizza and waiting in line to know*

[motmcuphead-offical]

*[cups just sighs to himself]*

sooooo, what kinda pizza ya want?

[sonicfan321]

just pepperoni is fine dad! *I look around to see the robots playing there little tunes and moving* WOAH!! DAD LOOK!!

[motmcuphead-offical]

hm?

*[he turns to look at them as well]*

oh yeah, thats pretty neat aint it..

[sonicfan321]

YEAH!! *as we got the pizza, I would be eating when the yellow bunny is behind cuphead* ohuh.. dad..! One of the mascots is behind you!!

[motmcuphead-offical]

FFFFffuuuu.....n...

*[he slowly turns around to look at the bunny behind him]*

...hi...?

[sonicfan321]

*Yellow bunny: hello! Enjoying your pizza sir? *There voice sounds to.. happy..

*I look up and sees the yellow bunnys hand on cupheads shoulder*

[motmcuphead-offical]

*[cups side eyes the yellow bunny]*

we, uh... didnt get it yet... but im sure itll be good! i dont think ive ever had a bad tasting pizza!

[sonicfan321]

*yellow bunny: hm.. now! Our pizza is the best of the best.. why don't you let your daughter play while you guys wait for the pizza.. am sure.. your daughter would wanna play some games.. or maybe take a photo with me? Am popular around here..

[motmcuphead-offical]

i'll pass on the photo, thanks, haha...

[sonicfan321]

*The bunny looked pissed off but kept it cool, he walks away, looking at cuphead and turning to take pictures with more kids, I would look at my dad's face and frown* are you ok dad..?

[motmcuphead-offical]

of course, kid! :]

[sonicfan321]

you sure..? You seem.. uneasy...

[motmcuphead-offical]

its nothin! just, uhh.. lotsa people, ha..!

[sonicfan321]

oh! Ok!! Heh..*I look at the robots* do you ever think those could like walk on their own?? Like there alive some how?!?!

[motmcuphead-offical]

eh... maybe, maybe not...

[sonicfan321]

are you afraid of the robots?! *I giggles* who knew my dad would be scared of moving robots!

[motmcuphead-offical]

im not scared of them-

[motmcuphead-offical]

HII DAD!! it's been awhile.. how have ya been?

HEYYY KIDDO! I MISSED YA!!

I've been well! You?

[sonicfan321]

I MISSED YOU TOO DAD!! I been ok, schools a pain in my ass.. but ya know, BUT! I am getting better at drawing! What have you been up to dad?

[motmcuphead-offical]

That's nice to hear! I haven't been up ta much really...

[sonicfan321]

oh! Ok! Let's go do something fun together! It's been awhile and plus! I missed you! But you pick the place!

[motmcuphead-offical]

Sounds great!

...i dont got any ideas tho haah-

[sonicfan321]

oh! Ok! Maybe we could go to the new pizza place that opened up? Called freddys pizza place? It seems really cool!

[motmcuphead-offical]

it has been a while since i had some pizza...

Sure, sounds fun!

[sonicfan321]

YIPEE!! *as they walk in,everything is colorful and a lot of kids are running, playing, to the left there's bathrooms, a arcade, party rooms, etc, and to the right, there's tables showing the robots, a brown bear with a tophat and a bow on his chest plate, a purple bunny with a bowtie on his chest plate and then there's a chicken, wearing a let's eat apron and a cupcake with tow mater teeth, with a candle on its top, then on the far left, there's a room for a fox, with a eye patch and looks like a pirate with a hook on its right hand* come on dad!! Let's go get some pizza!!

[motmcuphead-offical]

alright, alright im goin!

....gee, this place sure is, er... crowded

[sonicfan321]

Yeah!! *As they walk, there's a long line for pizza, but then,there's a yellow bunny taking pictures with kids and looks at cuphead, and walks away, still staring at him*

[motmcuphead-offical]

...eugh, weird...

[cuphead shoves his hands into his coat pockets and keeps walking]

[sonicfan321]

*as they walk, the bunny kept staring at cuphead, then at me then at cuphead again, and after what felt like forever, the bunny stopped looking at him, I however was to happy getting pizza and waiting in line to know*

[motmcuphead-offical]

*[cups just sighs to himself]*

sooooo, what kinda pizza ya want?

[sonicfan321]

just pepperoni is fine dad! *I look around to see the robots playing there little tunes and moving* WOAH!! DAD LOOK!!

[motmcuphead-offical]

hm?

*[he turns to look at them as well]*

oh yeah, thats pretty neat aint it..

[sonicfan321]

YEAH!! *as we got the pizza, I would be eating when the yellow bunny is behind cuphead* ohuh.. dad..! One of the mascots is behind you!!

[motmcuphead-offical]

FFFFffuuuu.....n...

*[he slowly turns around to look at the bunny behind him]*

...hi...?

[sonicfan321]

*Yellow bunny: hello! Enjoying your pizza sir? *There voice sounds to.. happy..

*I look up and sees the yellow bunnys hand on cupheads shoulder*

[motmcuphead-offical]

*[cups side eyes the yellow bunny]*

we, uh... didnt get it yet... but im sure itll be good! i dont think ive ever had a bad tasting pizza!

[sonicfan321]

*yellow bunny: hm.. now! Our pizza is the best of the best.. why don't you let your daughter play while you guys wait for the pizza.. am sure.. your daughter would wanna play some games.. or maybe take a photo with me? Am popular around here..

[motmcuphead-offical]

i'll pass on the photo, thanks, haha...

[sonicfan321]

*The bunny looked pissed off but kept it cool, he walks away, looking at cuphead and turning to take pictures with more kids, I would look at my dad's face and frown* are you ok dad..?

[motmcuphead-offical]

of course, kid! :]

[sonicfan321]

you sure..? You seem.. uneasy...

[motmcuphead-offical]

its nothin! just, uhh.. lotsa people, ha..!

[sonicfan321]

oh! Ok!! Heh..*I look at the robots* do you ever think those could like walk on their own?? Like there alive some how?!?!

[motmcuphead-offical]

eh... maybe, maybe not...