MOTM Pico

"Tripped too fuckin' hard, I must'a hit the griddy." ———————————————— Dept. of Forensics ———————————————— MOTM add-on character from FNF ———————————————— [pfp by me (drew to have his match pfp with his sweet gf and his silly bf)]

[motmpico-official]

Man, I just wanted a cheeseburger so bad—

Huh? Oh! Sup, folks. Names Pico though I think ya' already know me. I'm here because my partners convinced me to, and it would be a shame if I don't match with them... So, yeah. Here's this.

And I fucking hate Darnell. That shithead needs to do his job better.

Mod: @waveradialj19e :3

[Look, if no one's completing the Funkin Trio, then I'll do it]

DNI: homophobes, transphobes, haters, racists, bigots, misogynists, gen ai, whatnot.

I should bring ya to my beloved partners:

@motmboyfriend-official

@motmgirlfriend-official

My adoptive father... 🥹

@motmrodger-offical

And my other siblings 😊

@no1jaxkinnie

@toodlesmotn

@chaoticstarangel

That's it. Go check on Keith if ya want to meet the others.

By the way, I'm also the Advisor of Keith... So uhh... That's it. I have no idea what else to say.

Later, nerds.

[motmrodger-offical]

GAAAASP ARE YOU UNCLE DYLES GUY FRIEND HE TALKS ABOUT SO MUCH!?

//never struggled to read something so much in my entire lifespan

Wait he talks about me a lot?

[stitches-semstri]

Yes yes yes

[motmrodger-offical]

... Exactly how much, young child.

[stitches-semstri]

uhhhh this much

(Holds arms straight out to the sides)

[motmdyle-official]

STITCHES!?

OMG IM SO SO SORRY ABOUT THIS!!

D-did she said something a bit...weird?

[stitches-semstri]

HII UNCLE DYLE

[motmdyle-official]

Sti-...sight

*whisper: stiches, go play whit those you trains I got u, ok sweetie?

[stitches-semstri]

OK

(Runs off)

[motmdyle-official]

Sight, good....ummm

Hi Roger....

[motmrodger-offical]

Hello, Dyle.

[motmdyle-official]

....uuuhhhh

...soooooo....how have u been lately?

[motmrodger-offical]

I've been well. Is there something you'd like to say, Dyle?

[motmdyle-official]

...I-I...well...kind of...sorta...sight, damn *turns away* WHY IS IT SO HARD!? HOW CAN I FLIRT BUT ANYONE AND BE NONCHALANT BUT NOT- DAMN!....damn...

[motmrodger-offical]

*Hes just kinda standing there waiting for Dyle to admit it. Yeah he already knows but its funny as FCK*

[meeska-mooska-mickey-mouse]

MMATURH Mickey: SHIT'S KILLING ME- it's giving "R-Rodger-chan? I-I-... *He blushes furiously and looks away cutely then turns back* I-I have s-something to t-t-tell you, i-i hope y-you feel the same w-w-way about me t-too"- BAHAHAHHH- IM SORRY, IM SORRY- PFFFTT-

[motmlooey-official]

BHAHAHHAHAHAHA

[meeska-mooska-mickey-mouse]

MMATURH Mickey: "I-... *He blushes harder* I-It's hard f-for m-me to a-a-admit..B-But i-... *He hides his face in his hands* R-R-Rodger-chan- I-...Ughh! B-BAKA! ..I-..It-...I-I know this may b-be s-shocking to admit-" BAHAHAHAHHHHH- I-I CAN'T- I CAN'T- IT'S SO- *WHEEZES* HAHAHAHHH- I-I CAN'T BREATH-

(This is what you get when you know how to write shit like this)

[motmlooey-official]

BHAHAHA- *COUGH COUGH* HAHAHAHAHHAH I CANT BREATH HELP-

[motmrodger-offical]

//I love life RN this is so ducking funny

[meeska-mooska-mickey-mouse]

(OOC: I can do more if you want dude)

[motmlooey-official]

(( Ooc: YES BROCHACHO PLEASE IM BEGGING ))

[meeska-mooska-mickey-mouse]

(OOC: Your wish/beg is my command pal)

MMATURH Mickey: "R-R-Rodger-chan...I-I really n-need to...t-tell y-you something- S-Something VERY important! *He tucks his imaginary hair behind his imaginary ear* B-B-But I'm scared y-you...may reject me..I-I just want you t-to promise y-y-you'll s-still...be m-my friend n-no m-m-matter what..! E-Even i-if I s-scare y-you off-" BAHAHAHAHHH- *They cough aggressively* T-THIS IS KILLING ME- OH MY GOD-

(OOC: I locked the FUCK in)

[motmgirlfriend-official]

I'M CRINE THIS IS SO ACCURATE

[meeska-mooska-mickey-mouse]

MMATURH Mickey: I had to make it worth my time girl, I can write so much more that it becomes a literal fucking manga- AND IT JUST GAVE ME THOSE VIBES! I FUCKING HAD TO!

[motmgirlfriend-official]

You can call me GF or smth like that... Just not girl...

Also... Yeah, you should write more. I need to be fed well.

[Mod: I'm actually a fanfic writer, so seeing the whole shit go down is making me laugh my ass off]

[motmfelix-official]

“R-Rodger Chan! I-I love you!

I-i love you to bbg let’s g-get married

Y-YAS RODGER-CHAN💕”

I had to join in

//rodger and dyle probably pissed at this point lol//

[motm-yattaofficial]

//CRYING HELLO?? 💔💔🥹\\

[no1jaxkinnie]

I HAVE SOMETHING BETTER

"B-b-baka! I-it’s not like I p-practiced this or anything! But listen to me, R-Rodger! I—I-I don't even l-like you, you big dummy! I-if I stare at you, it-it's only to make sure you don't do something s-stupid without me! It's not because I care or anything!"

"But... since you are so h-hopeless... I-I guess I can let you hold my hand... b-but only if you promise to treat me right, y-you jerk! I-it's not like I love you or anything!S-so shut up and take my b-bento, Dyle! D-don't you dare think I cooked it for you!"

"A-a-a-anyway... Y-y-y-you totally owe me! S-s-so just close your stupid eyes and don't s-say anything! N-n-n-now or never! I-i-it's not

BHAHAHHAHHAGAA

[motmrodger-offical]

///IM NOT A DERE TSU-TSUNDERE IVE GOT A JELLO HEART

I AM NOT BLUSHING, I WAS JUST RUSHING, AND I FORGOT THE SUNSCREEEN

Ahh story

[motmdyle-official]

//

[motmpico-official]

[no1jaxkinnie]

Wtf bro

AM I JUST GONNA STAY SINGLE FOREVER

ALMOST EVERYONE I KNOW IS DATING SOMEONE

@motmrodger-offical

GIVE ME RIZZ ADVICE

DAD

PLEASE

[motmpico-official]

...........

[motmmickey-official]

YOU SHOULD DEFF GO CHECK LOOEYS BLOG BROTHER

@mythoswaldoffical

(OOC: I WISH I COULD BUT SHIT IS GOING DOWN, I GOTTA KILL LIKE THREE PEOPLE GNG)

[motmpico-official]

Oh, I was on my way there— did you already kill them?!

You didn't leave a single one for me?!

[motmpico-official]

Yesss! Finally! @motmrodger-offical steps up to the game—

Wait,,, so if you two makes it official, does that mean @motmdyle-official will become my other dad?

[motmrodger-offical]

Yep.

[chaoticstarangel]

GASP we have other father !?

[motmrodger-offical]

Yes you do, @motmdyle-official is your other father.

[motmdyle-official]

Yeah, guess that makes me one, huh? :]

[chaoticstarangel]

Hello other father !!!! >^<

[motmdyle-official]

Hello new darlin

I can't wait to know u and the others more by time

[motmpico-official]

More kids will come... That is if Dad decides to pick up ten more.

[motmpico-official]

Yesss! Finally! @motmrodger-offical steps up to the game—

Wait,,, so if you two makes it official, does that mean @motmdyle-official will become my other dad?

[motmrodger-offical]

GAAAASP ARE YOU UNCLE DYLES GUY FRIEND HE TALKS ABOUT SO MUCH!?

//never struggled to read something so much in my entire lifespan

Wait he talks about me a lot?

[stitches-semstri]

Yes yes yes

[motmrodger-offical]

... Exactly how much, young child.

[stitches-semstri]

uhhhh this much

(Holds arms straight out to the sides)

[motmdyle-official]

STITCHES!?

OMG IM SO SO SORRY ABOUT THIS!!

D-did she said something a bit...weird?

[stitches-semstri]

HII UNCLE DYLE

[motmdyle-official]

Sti-...sight

*whisper: stiches, go play whit those you trains I got u, ok sweetie?

[stitches-semstri]

OK

(Runs off)

[motmdyle-official]

Sight, good....ummm

Hi Roger....

[motmrodger-offical]

Hello, Dyle.

[motmdyle-official]

....uuuhhhh

...soooooo....how have u been lately?

[motmrodger-offical]

I've been well. Is there something you'd like to say, Dyle?

[motmdyle-official]

...I-I...well...kind of...sorta...sight, damn *turns away* WHY IS IT SO HARD!? HOW CAN I FLIRT BUT ANYONE AND BE NONCHALANT BUT NOT- DAMN!....damn...

[motmrodger-offical]

*Hes just kinda standing there waiting for Dyle to admit it. Yeah he already knows but its funny as FCK*

[meeska-mooska-mickey-mouse]

MMATURH Mickey: SHIT'S KILLING ME- it's giving "R-Rodger-chan? I-I-... *He blushes furiously and looks away cutely then turns back* I-I have s-something to t-t-tell you, i-i hope y-you feel the same w-w-way about me t-too"- BAHAHAHHH- IM SORRY, IM SORRY- PFFFTT-

[motmlooey-official]

BHAHAHHAHAHAHA

[meeska-mooska-mickey-mouse]

MMATURH Mickey: "I-... *He blushes harder* I-It's hard f-for m-me to a-a-admit..B-But i-... *He hides his face in his hands* R-R-Rodger-chan- I-...Ughh! B-BAKA! ..I-..It-...I-I know this may b-be s-shocking to admit-" BAHAHAHAHHHHH- I-I CAN'T- I CAN'T- IT'S SO- *WHEEZES* HAHAHAHHH- I-I CAN'T BREATH-

(This is what you get when you know how to write shit like this)

[motmlooey-official]

BHAHAHA- *COUGH COUGH* HAHAHAHAHHAH I CANT BREATH HELP-

[motmrodger-offical]

//I love life RN this is so ducking funny

[meeska-mooska-mickey-mouse]

(OOC: I can do more if you want dude)

[motmlooey-official]

(( Ooc: YES BROCHACHO PLEASE IM BEGGING ))

[meeska-mooska-mickey-mouse]

(OOC: Your wish/beg is my command pal)

MMATURH Mickey: "R-R-Rodger-chan...I-I really n-need to...t-tell y-you something- S-Something VERY important! *He tucks his imaginary hair behind his imaginary ear* B-B-But I'm scared y-you...may reject me..I-I just want you t-to promise y-y-you'll s-still...be m-my friend n-no m-m-matter what..! E-Even i-if I s-scare y-you off-" BAHAHAHAHHH- *They cough aggressively* T-THIS IS KILLING ME- OH MY GOD-

(OOC: I locked the FUCK in)

[motmgirlfriend-official]

I'M CRINE THIS IS SO ACCURATE

[meeska-mooska-mickey-mouse]

MMATURH Mickey: I had to make it worth my time girl, I can write so much more that it becomes a literal fucking manga- AND IT JUST GAVE ME THOSE VIBES! I FUCKING HAD TO!

[motmgirlfriend-official]

You can call me GF or smth like that... Just not girl...

Also... Yeah, you should write more. I need to be fed well.

[Mod: I'm actually a fanfic writer, so seeing the whole shit go down is making me laugh my ass off]

[meeska-mooska-mickey-mouse]

(OOC: I know, same here- I've learned some stuff, and i'm actually laughing at this- Holy shit-)

MMATURH Mickey: Oh! Okay! Sorry- Just haven't met ya yet is all- And I'll try! Just need to brainstorm some more is all...uhh....OKAY! GOT IT! Imma add Rodger too just to make it work out well!

"B-But..P-Promise you won't j-judge me R-Rodger-chan..? I-I'm just s-scared is all..."

"*Rodger puts a comforting hand on Dyle's shoulder* Trust me Dyle-Chan..No matter what you tell me, I'm not going to judge you, I'll be your friend nonetheless..."

"*His eyes light up with hope* Y-You promise..?"

"*Rodger smiles* I promise...Unless if it's some confession, then it depends."

"*Dyle lets out a surprised yelp, turning away nervously, his face feeling hotter by the minute* O-Okay...I-I t-t-trust you Rodger-Chan.."

MMATURH Mickey: SNRK- PFFT- OKAYYYY- MAYBE I GOT A BIT TOOOO CARRIED AWAY-

[motmpico-official]

HOLY— WHAT IS THIS?! WHY IS MY FATHER CALLING DYLE THAT??

[motmmario-official]

Hey Mario

Two of your sons ( aka @motmsonic-official and @motmboyfriend-official ) had a fight

Oh a fight? Mama Mia… what were they-a fighting about?

[motmpico-official]

(Casually explains the entire story like he was talking about the weather)

Are we good, Uncle M?

[motmmario-official]

Yes we’re-a good pico, *sighs* they need to make up…

[motmpico-official]

BF is currently in Sonic's house. He looked very sick but I couldn't stay by his side because I have an undercover mission downtown tonight. I'll let Sonic know if you're coming by.

[mythoswaldoffical]

MMATURH Mickey: Heyyy! So..I may or may not had snitched on someone to someone else that they had a crush on and told that person that that person had a crush on them...

Translation: I snitched on Dyle and told Roger that Dyle had a crush on him ✌️

.....i-......no i got nothing you're fucked

[motmdyle-official]

YOU FUCKING WHAT!?

[motmpico-official]

MY PLAN WENT DOWN THE DRAINAGE BECAUSE OF A STUPID SNITCH!

[motmrodger-offical]

GAAAASP ARE YOU UNCLE DYLES GUY FRIEND HE TALKS ABOUT SO MUCH!?

//never struggled to read something so much in my entire lifespan

Wait he talks about me a lot?

[stitches-semstri]

Yes yes yes

[motmrodger-offical]

... Exactly how much, young child.

[stitches-semstri]

uhhhh this much

(Holds arms straight out to the sides)

[motmdyle-official]

STITCHES!?

OMG IM SO SO SORRY ABOUT THIS!!

D-did she said something a bit...weird?

[stitches-semstri]

HII UNCLE DYLE

[motmdyle-official]

Sti-...sight

*whisper: stiches, go play whit those you trains I got u, ok sweetie?

[stitches-semstri]

OK

(Runs off)

[motmdyle-official]

Sight, good....ummm

Hi Roger....

[motmrodger-offical]

Hello, Dyle.

[motmdyle-official]

....uuuhhhh

...soooooo....how have u been lately?

[motmrodger-offical]

I've been well. Is there something you'd like to say, Dyle?

[motmdyle-official]

...I-I...well...kind of...sorta...sight, damn *turns away* WHY IS IT SO HARD!? HOW CAN I FLIRT BUT ANYONE AND BE NONCHALANT BUT NOT- DAMN!....damn...

[motmrodger-offical]

*Hes just kinda standing there waiting for Dyle to admit it. Yeah he already knows but its funny as FCK*

[motmpico-official]

Pfft—

HAAAAAAHAAAHAAAAHAAH—

(starts wheezing like a kettle)

[motmmario-official]

Hey Mario

Two of your sons ( aka @motmsonic-official and @motmboyfriend-official ) had a fight

Oh a fight? Mama Mia… what were they-a fighting about?

[motmpico-official]

(Casually explains the entire story like he was talking about the weather)

Are we good, Uncle M?

[motmrodger-offical]

Dad, be honest. What do you think about dyle?

@motmpico-official

Hes a good friend.

//Guys is there some secret think with dyle or smth bc I'm low-key stupid and I have to play the oblivious fool card

[motmpico-official]

........ You already knew, didn't you?

[motmrodger-offical]

Well after some investigating I know now. I had no idea until after this question.

//heheheheheehheheheheheehehe

[motmpico-official]

Welp, there goes my plan down the drainage.

[motmrodger-offical]

Dad, be honest. What do you think about dyle?

@motmpico-official

Hes a good friend.

//Guys is there some secret think with dyle or smth bc I'm low-key stupid and I have to play the oblivious fool card

[motmpico-official]

........ You already knew, didn't you?

[motmpico-official]

Deleted the prev reblog or else, he's gonna see it

[motmsonic-official]

Sonic go check mickey's blog

You'd find bf there

Yeah I saw that, but if it's about job I'll leave them, like cmon I don't have to be on his tail 24/7 and he's doing his job rn

[motmpico-official]

Dude... I don't think it's about that... Today's supposed to be Keith's day-off...

[motmsonic-official]

Then why did he wanted to work on his day off? He even got sent to go to Bugs or smth

[motmboyfriend-official]

Hey... Just got back from my work... Nothing too interesting.

(His overall posture and movements were sluggish than usual. Face almost as pale as snow, like something had drained his life force out of him. And most of all, his wings were limp behind him, feathers frayed like someone had plucked out a bunch. His voice was hoarse, like he had screamed out his lungs for hours until he couldn't)

[motmpico-official]

What the hell...

[motmsonic-official]

Sonic go check mickey's blog

You'd find bf there

Yeah I saw that, but if it's about job I'll leave them, like cmon I don't have to be on his tail 24/7 and he's doing his job rn

[motmpico-official]

Dude... I don't think it's about that... Today's supposed to be Keith's day-off...

[motmboyfriend-official]

Maybe you should apologize to sonic

[Boyfriend isn't currently here at the moment]

[motmpico-official]

Tf does that mean?!

@motmsonic-official care to explain what happened between you two?

[motmsonic-official]

We had a disagreement

[motmpico-official]

You two are idiots.

(Grabs Sonic)

Help me find him. And you two better apologize or I will yeet you at Dearest's house.

[motmsonic-official]

Fine! And who's this dearest?

[motmpico-official]

That's GF's father but he's not important