bonk

lol who am i kidding this is simply blorbo containment center now. THE BOYS!!!!!!!!!!!

[victusinveritas]

[vkcenjoyer]

engbel lavender marriage adventures continue. i have this hc that countries rather than having a "biological age" have more of a range of years they can pass as depending on the day, and they use them to their advantage.

Arthur usually stays at a sensible 27 - 32 but if he's feeling daring he'll go for 24. a very very rough 24. a 24 who's been to rehab. a withnail and i sort of 24. belgie has been "25" since 1830

[victusinveritas]

So for every Vietnam, there's a longer Vietnam? I mean, sure.

[mottemotte]

i feel like if i ever get out of this country i'd like to cross stitch that quote and just show it to someone anytime they ask about what it's like living in the us

[afellowgoodsir]

Which almost useless power will you accept?

Always knowing exactly what time it is

Being able to precisely date memories

Automatically knowing the legal first name of everyone you see

Perfect balance

Able to remember all of your dreams

Control of your body temperature

Slightly, noticeably bioluminescent

Voting ended onApr 4

if it pleases thee, reblog for greater sample size

[meanbossart]

IF YOU EVER FEEL COMPELLED TO REPLY TO AN UNHINGED COMMENT ON THE INTERNET - IF YOU ABSOLUTELY MUST, IF YOU CANNOT FIGHT IT - SIMPLY TYPE "GOOFBALL ALERT" AND HIT SEND. NO FURTHER ACTION IS NEEDED.

[segamascott]

[gaymolegaming]

The idea that you shouldnt fuck your friends is wild. Theyre the ones who like me and make me laugh and take care of me. Who else am i supposed to fuck? A stranger?

[gondorrevealparty]

"what if it ruins the friendship" we're spending time together doing something we enjoy

"won't the dynamic change" all interactions do that

"what if someone catches feelings" I already feel emotions about my friends

[reagan-slayer69]

“but what if you abort the baby who’ll cure cancer?!” sir the baby who will cure cancer is an organic chemistry major who works at a Home Depot because you use AI to go through your resumes

[mel-155-a]

"I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops." - Stephen Jay Gould, The Panda's Thumb: More Reflections in Natural History

[unteriors]

Locust Lane, Watkins Glen, New York.

[daddyisatitlenotagender]

Just a reminder that this is a NSFW blog and that this blog is VERY political because you can’t blog about horny dyke sex if ICE kills you.

[shooting-stars-andsatellites]

Adult realization: you will make mistakes, you will act irrationally. You will commit some wrongs that cannot be fully righted. People will dislike you and misunderstand you for all sorts of reasons. None of these make you a bad person. All you can do is try your best to be kind and just to people, grow and learn.

[puppygirllaika]

in addition: Trying to avoid ever doing these things will cost you in ways you cannot comprehend until you stop and accept this.

[curioscurio]

when I tell you I had to do a double take because I thought these were 2 parts of the same whole joke

[itssjanedoe]

[s-h-a-s-e]

[goodfriendo]

i wonder what they're gossiping about

[jmawork]

had to draw them

[notlikingbestgirl]

Out of Touch

[is-it-out-of-touch-thursday]

Yes

[bambicoded]

[sleepy-bebby]

[soudakuwunmoment]

i had to do this i just started act6act1:) im vaguely aware of whats to come, but i honestly am still so confused. i have a feeling thats not gonna go away.