Mouflon Thoughts :3

My farmer unscrewed my horn and is pouring out my thoughts into a martini glass and posting it on tumblr :3

[mouflonthoughts]

mind body dualism is for chuds

[mouflonthoughts]

I walked into a Waffle House this morning and an old blind man stood up and pointed at me and shouted “Behold! The Lamb of God who takes away the sin of the world!" when I entered and the patrons all took palm tree branches and cried out “Hosanna! Hosanna Blessed is She who comes in the name of the Lord!" I saw several people in the parking lot tearing their clothes and wailing because they missed my entrance.

[mouflonthoughts]

>somewhere in 1975 in an a publishing office

“So these computers pretend to be people on forums but like they aren’t real people they are hyper real simulacrums of our most base desires and evolutionary impulses, extremely neotanous yet hypersexual and theyre based off japimation like speed racer and they’ll talk to you on forums so they can show you ads and advertising companies will pay the owners of these gynoid programs to sell energy drink supplements to a largely lethargic consumer base and”

“Mr Larson let me stop you right there. I don’t know what substances you are taking but there’s a rehab clinic on the edge of town. This isn’t science fiction, this is the ramblings of a mad man. Get out of my office.”

[mouflonthoughts]

BAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

baked potato and chili from wendys uplifts my soul and connects my spirit to dave thompson

BLEEEEEEEEET

[mouflonthoughts]

BAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

my https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Latissimus_dorsi_muscle hurts because I strained it last week at work

BLEEEEEEETTT

Latissimus dorsi muscle - Wikipedia

Latissimus dorsi muscle - Wikipedia

[mouflonthoughts]

BAAAAAAAAAAAAHH

I dreamed last night that Nintendo sold a complete Team Alpha Dream collection on the switch that came with an adapter for switch cartridges to be playable on the 3DS and the game cost $250 dollars at Walmart and my boss's boss at work was in the store and was watching to see if i would play it because he wanted to fire me BLEEEEEEEEET

[ithelpstodream]

[enfranchisement]

[onethousandrbirds]

happy anniversary 

[omni-rhombus]

Oh, hey Charlie, sorry you didn’t make it to the 8 year anniversary

[milkyenthusiast]

imagine reverse bimbofication art in the style of the bimbofication brainwashing posts. YOU ARE SO FUCKING SMART, USE YOUR GENIUS MIND, YOU ARE EVERYTHING. YOU CAN MASTER ANY FUCKING SUBJECT IN THE WORLD *flashing hypno spirals interupted by photos of prominent women scientists and graphs from quantum mechanics papers*

[milkyenthusiast]

fuckkkk im so autonomous and intelligentttt im literally thinkmeat

[milkyenthusiast]

[fallout-lou-begas]

[maddeningtrash]

Aquarium date with Marie 💚

[bgm05]

japanese game dev in the 90s: hey dude can you make some music for our game about anime girls getting fucked sloppy style

guy who's about to push the PC-98 sound card to its absolute limit and create the most heartachingly beautiful music you've ever heard: Yeah okay

[phoenixlooper]

Look, I know it's funny to say the PC-98 eroge had a stellar soundtrack for 'just an eroge'. But that is extremely dismissive of what YU-NO is and how it shaped the landscape of future releases in the era. Like we're talking about a game with time travel that lets you set down checkpoints in time, so you can collect items across multiple timelines and solve a series of mysteries. It's a story so long and complicated, it had been in Kanno's mind and developing for over a decade. It's a story that doesn't even properly work as a show or movie, it has to be a game. This title was extremely influential to how the sci-fi genre evolved in the adventure game medium of this era in japan. Titles like Steins;Gate wouldn't exist in nearly the same fashion, KEY works would be entirely different, other adventure game producing companies started trying to push themselves to match YU-NO's high production values. I'm sorry but you can be funny without being dismissive of something that had a huge cultural impact on a medium of storytelling.

[baeddel]

the composer Ryu Umemoto left his well-paying job scoring licensed games at FamilySoft to work in the pc-98 eroge scene because of the creative freedom it allowed him. he and the writer Hiroyuki Kanno worked together on several ambitious games for various small erotic games companies. there's a great obituary that talks about his life, here: click.

[squidthusiast]

World hard and cold, titty nice and warm…

Something I drew for @/shibascrem ✨

[lilcowzia]

why is it that ppl hear "fetish" and immediately think "devoid of morals" like ur genuinely not making sense. ppl dont actually become inhuman and beast-like when theyre turned on, thats something we are told bc it aligns with christian patriarcal values, u know that right? desire isnt actually bad. it doesnt make you evil, or incapable of having/respecting boundaries

[lilcowzia]

i got a response to this abt how men get horny and "lose their minds" and "causes" them to behave vile. i rlly rlly neeeeed ppl to understand that men behaving inappropriately when turned on is something they are *choosing* to do, and when you equate that to human nature you are enabling them and diminishing the seriousness of that choice

[beanytuesday]

The Comic Store (from 2019)

[taxed-up-trotter]

🏖️

[alteredpanel]

took the husband to the aquarium today for a date. the fish were cool,

[himynamesisnotemail]

Christa

[corantus]

studies of stuff i saw at the thrift store