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Lowering my expectations has succeeded beyond my wildest dreams

[theadventurouslife4us]

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[ruinedchildhood]

at no point during this video did i know what was about to happen next.

[globalhypnosis-deactivated20181]

[sharkpunks]

Pointing to what I want on my five dollar footlong

[gordon-pint]

Fun story I had a customer come in at my college subway location at about 2am on a saturday, it was a 20 something year old student high as balls (naturally). This kid wasn’t just high, he was off his ass, he was higher than snoop on April 20th, his eyes were clamshells. I asked him what he wanted and I could see the gears turning in his head but he absolutely couldn’t get anything out. This guy was too high to talk, and I’m surprised he even made it down the street to our store. Obviously I’ve been here before so no problem, I tell the dude I’ve got this and to just point at what he wants, and he commences to just go down the line pointing at the bread and meats and veggies like this damn reaper, leading me on the biggest game of hot and cold I’ve ever played. In the end his sandwich racked up like 15 dollars in extra charges but I think we gave it to him for free. There is no moral to this story.

[lainsim-deactivated20251111]

I think you were visited by a wizard

[cheese24k]

Corgi only listens to owner when he talks like The Beatles

> I like how the guy in video talked with other accents to give more proof.

[robinbenway]

I don’t even know where to begin with this!

[harrishun]

what a vague and potentially concerning caption

[mexicanheaux]

if youre straight……….get well soon i guess

[breathtakingdestinations]

Yukon - Canada (by Ralf Kayser) 

[yennyfromthebl0ck]

[birdsonqs]

by 云卷云舒

[nature-euphoria]

landscape | Sunrise at Varadero beach II | by pixfineart | http://ift.tt/29XcJPU

[just-shower-thoughts]

It’s hard to tell if someone likes you when you don’t even like yourself.

[marandart-deactivated20201102]

This is my new favorite hangout spot. I walked here from home with a cup of tea and my watercolor supplies. A floating dock out of the reach of sun or rain floats underneath the marina. And it has friends. 😍

[quinepeather]

Wow such positive vibes eminating through my screen rn

[babyanimalgifs]

I am morally opposed to there being glass between me and these puppies (Underlook.org)

[friendlylycanthrope]

Is this updog?

[socialistexan]

[socialistexan]

[catchymemes]

[sleepy-sheepie-deactivated20190]

This shouldn’t be this funny but it’s painfully funny

[januariat]

this is so cute

[theadventurouslife4us]

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[nokiabae]

it’s been 4 months and I can’t stop thinking about this tweet

[mydarkenedeyes]