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[mountaincats]

Zhan Zhao Adventures | Episode 21

↳ when introducing your boyfriends to their brother-in-law goes about as well as expected Huo Feng introduction

[zhoufeis]

雨霖铃 ZHAN ZHAO ADVENTURES China, 2026, dir. Liu Hong Yuan.

First and last (lies) 1.01 / 1.04 → 1.37

[heymeowmao]

雨霖铃 | Zhan Zhao Adventures E35 ° Your swordsmanship isn't nearly as impressive as your big talk. Didn't Zhan Zhao and Bai Yutang teach you any moves?

[itsmespicaa]

doodles of the yu-lin-ling trio

[mountaincats]

William Chan as Zhang Qishan

Jeremy Xu as Er Yuehong

Li Naiwen as Ban Jieli

Hu Yunhao as Chen Pi A Si

Joseph Zeng as Wu Laogou

Ashton Chen as Hei Bei Laoliu

Sebrina Chen as Huo Xiangu

Hanson Ying as Qi Tiezui

Ji Xiaobing as Xie Jiuye

The Mystic Nine against the Coming Storm

↳ Leaders of the nine families

(source video thanks to @psychic-waffles!)

[bidet-of-evil]

[katenepveu]

Image descriptions:

Image 1:

A distressed-looking Jiang Cheng faces Wei Wuxian in Guanuyin Temple, overlaid with a text post that reads,

"everybody hates me" factoid actually just a statistical error. The average person doesn't hate you, especially not your friends. You, a person who sits in your room experiencing self loathing every day, are an outlier adn should not have been counted.

Image 2: Jin Guangyao facing the camera and speaking, overlaid with a text post that reads,

This is sweet but I really thought it was going to end with someone named “Haters Horge” who spends every second in a cave halfway across the world just loathing you for no reason and they were the statistical outlier

Image 3: Lan Wangji staring grimly, mouth closed, overlaid with

Haters Horge

in larger text.

End descriptions.

[raspberet]

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no one expects the...

[rattling-bag-of-bones]

My lord I need you to make up your mind, where the fuck are we going

[mandalhoerian-deactivated202510]

my lord i think we're lost

[depresseddepot]

my lord????

[little-slice-of-eden]

*wheezing* please....My Lord....I just caught up

[thatdootdevice]

My Lord COME BACK?!

[warlockofagnesi]

MY LORD?? there is no way I can follow you there!

...all right My Lord [SIGH] I guess I will just have to trust you

[evaceratops]

my lord i WARNED you-

[psychic-waffles]

Drawn for @foxofninetales after liu xueyi dropped these pics

in which xiao hua's shirt gets ruined by tomb gunk and hei xiazi, out of the graciousness of his heart, offers him his spare and his jacket

[dammit-neal]

S.C.I. Bai saves Zhan Yao’s life, Part 4

Part 1  Part 2  Part 3

[ohyka]

heihua movie: a summary

[zhouszishu]

detective l 绅探: episode 02

“Don’t think that your body is attractive.”

[guldentusks]

Lino-loon!

[mountaincats]

Archives: The Nanyang Mystery | Episode 19

↪ Xie Jiu Ye introduction

[kaidenchii]

Relax bro no one’s taking him away from you

[very-grownup]

[mountaincats]

Xiao Hua's outfits, Ultimate Note edition

(Warning: contains spoilers for the entirety of the series!)

White outdoors co-ord: his most used outfit, thanks to the Tamutuo arc during which showers and changes of clothes were Not a thing, apparently. First appears in a deceptively un-pink version, but fear not! A pink t-shirt soon peeks from under the outer, more-or-less sandproof layer.

Pink sweater with a weird grey chest pocket: a favourite of his, especially paired with white trousers and this light zippered jacket. Ideal for desert outings, dubcon countryside dates courtesy of your situationship, and heartwarming Family Hobbies (identity theft) with one's cousin.

Pink sweater with vertical pink pocket: solid outfit for impromptu screaming matches and/or brooding sessions on your personal opera stage, always paired with a crisp white shirt. Optional rolled-up sleeves for a more casual look.

Pink sweater, but different: a darker shade of pink, perfect when you really want to get a message across (the message being Don't Piss Me Off Or Else).

White sweater: my favourite! Look at him being so soft and squishable in his comfy knitted(?) sweater. He's even taking some deserved time off to rehearse opera moves while wearing it. 10/10 extremely huggable (at your own risk).

Pink hoodie: a casual item for special occasions such as breaking and entering somebody's uncle's house, or making sure your boyfriend pet mercenary doesn't stray too far away from you.

Pink rainjacket: another multi-function clothing item, for day-to-day activities such as hiking in a spider-infested jungle, navigating deadly traps on abrupt cliffs, pondering about sheep, and trolling your maybe-dead boyfriend back to life.

Light jacket: versatile, can be worn over white OR pink t-shirts! Pairs very well with pink tactical trousers when the need for displaying your impressive rock-climbing abilities arises (one never knows when that can happen).

Risqué white shirt: almost indecent given his usual amount of layers (figurative and literal), and worn as is only once in the entire series, when having lunch with Huo Xiuxiu. Otherwise worn under the pink bomber jacket (see below).

Pink bomber jacket: when you try to get intel from a Wu family elder. Doesn't necessarily work, but at least one looks cute in it.

Pastel pink custom suit: a must-wear at the poshest restaurant in your area, especially when your cousin (again) tries his best to bankrupt his entire family, and yours while he's at it. Sometimes you just have to fight a gang leader about it.

Bonus: special outfits!

Full opera garb: what can I say, somebody knows how to make an entrance (thank you, Er-ye).

Bustier dress for Friendly Deception and Shapeshifting Shenanigans: what it says on the tin (who hasn't resorted to this at least once in their life). Worn with discreet and probably exorbitant jewellery, but I had to make editorial choices re: screenshots.

Unflattering diving suit: sorry, Xiao Hua, but even you cannot make this work. In his defense, this is Sanshu's equipment so any subsequent sartorial choices can be blamed on him (among many other things).