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we're not kids anymore.
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@mourningstarboy
Love updating my boyfriend on motogp gossip bc he absolutely does not care and just sits through it to make me happy. Like “babe the emotionally stunted bike guys crashed again!” Wow thats crazy… “the little twink from Catalunya with the puppydog eyes for gay porn did something inadvisable to his own health while trying to woo the sons of his ex sugar daddy…” yes they tend to do that hon it comes free with the software
its like the real housewives but I get to project my gender onto them 😂
i love marc marquez i love that he wears his heart on his sleeve but also doesn't reveal anything about himself i love that he cries openly but also keeps a blank face on principle i love that he forgives but also never forgets i love that he has a tight knit friend circle but also doesn't let anybody get too close i love that he laughs like the sun but also he will never smile like he once did i love how friendly he is with everybody but also cuts them off as soon as he senses a threat i love that he shows off his pain and scars but also hides it and lies to the press, media, team, and himself i love that he loves wholly but he has also been taught to not
It’s because Marc Marquez has the same lived experience as teenage girl. Thats just what its like to be 16…and its been his whole career.
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Now what if I edit it to say & Valentino Rossi's partner too like a WAG graphic
like is he a pregnant omega or something what do you mean former???
having your 100th victory on pride month and after bottom's national day is so on point for you marc marquez
have we considered that all of their problems started because marc tried to suck on the bedroom bike’s tailpipe and vale was like hey what the fuck have some decorum she’s a lady
The real reason Rosquez fell apart: they were having a threesome with Vale’s bedroom bike and (somehow) Marc managed to be the one to make it weird
have we considered that all of their problems started because marc tried to suck on the bedroom bike’s tailpipe and vale was like hey what the fuck have some decorum she’s a lady
Thought id make ratatouille for my boyfriends family tonight. Forgot how much goddamn prep is required for ratatouille
And I have to prep and marinate salmon now too…
When you’re trying to write a scifi story but you were a little too into Abrahamic esotericism and Thelema in highschool…
The world building hasn’t left my notes app because i am trying SO HARD to not accidentally re write warhammer lore…. Easier said than done 😅
marc: I’m too tireddddddd I don’t want to celebrate
marc after one sip of prosecco: watch this white boy suck off a motorcycle
Drugs are morally neutral. Doing or not doing drugs is not an indicator of how good a person is. There are addicts who’d give you the shirt off their back, and sober people who poison the homeless for fun.
Quark can't say Fuck because Fuck is a valid ferengi name and he doesn't know what cousin Fuck did to the hu-mons that they say his name with such vitriol but Quark is proud of him for it
working at a pizza place is another kind of hell because, no, i dont want pizza, im disgusted by it. I dont even like red sauce anymore on anything. But because i work at a obnoxious hipster pizza joint we make this disgusting abomination with garlic, olive oil, ricotta, spinach, red peppers, banana peppers, pineapple, and mozzarella and I KNOW FOR A FACT I am going to crave that shit when my boyfriend eventually knocks my ass up…
i think one of the reasons rosquez gets me so bad is that the young absurdly talented up and comer is almost ALWAYS held at a distance by the established top dog racer he is a potential threat to AND this is a pattern followed by vale and by marc towards many people over the course of their careers like marc straight up starts cutting bitches off and vale ruined multiple lives and had no qualms shattering people’s idyllic fantasies of him as their idol but NOTTTTT with each other like marc was arguably THE clearest “next great one” ever and sending it up the inside of vale 8 times in qatar on vale’s yamaha comeback ride with a reckless sort of pointed joy at the prospect of fucking vale’s shit straight to hell and vale was STILL all over that kid sloppy style from the jump. it makes you CRAZY
marc high off his 100th win yelling at full volume while gyrating his penis: HE WASN’T DEAD NO NOOOOO
bez, fermin, raul, and diggia hearing marc’s bad singing: we gotta kill jorge martin
jorge martin: god told me to lose control of the bike into turn 1
God, playing hotwheels pushing marcs bike around the track for him: I most certainly did not, you gotta lock in buddy you’re on your own…
