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Drinking electricity out of transmission towers [they/it]-eng [on/jego]-pol spillingsignal.straw.page henraheaven.straw.page

[maddoppelganger]

Btw I have an alt where I'll be posting my art at @spillingsignal so it'll be very nice if you checked it out :3

#doppelganger's dialogue <- yapping tag

[screamingsquamousthings]

Dash simulator when you follow a bunch of random blogs to add to the ecosystem:

mutual-1: had eggs for breakfast today

mutual-2: this post contains blocked tags

one-smeemble-figure-a-day: Smeeble with Strawberry, Happy Fun Company, 1997

fandom-mutual: does anyone ever think about blorbo’s oedipius complex

fantasy-nouveau: the most gorgeous illustration you’ve ever seen from some book published in 1903

retching-ribcages: a bunch of pictures of a sculpture collection depicting various household objects as meat

mutual-3: i hate this show i hate this show i hate all of you this place sucks

birds-are-cool: Splendid Fairywren (Malurus splendens), Native to Australia

blog-you’re-trying-to-impress: snorkum does NOT give good head hes gonna bite your shit and then start crying

fandom-polls: Who gives better head? (blorbo) (snorkum)

pretty-colors: #857ef4

mutual-4: just snorted a line

[arsie195]

Skoro był ✨Cipiec✨, no to przyszła pora na…

🔥 CIERPIEŃ 🔥

[ouchies-manager]

Look at my fishmonger, dawg, my fish is totally poisoned 😭😭

@leconartiste’s Jack the Fishmonger. He’s so “stares at you with my big, intimidating autistic eyes” and I love it dearly.

[epilepticsaints]

[electricpurrs]

[peachyjude]

seeing the “following ✅” icon in ur notifs every so often like and i will wait for the next time u want me… like a dog w a bird at ur door…

[daily-spedicey]

Day 86! :]

[wejustworkhere]

Haha wow i really like making accounts with a completely different name set of pronouns and typing style that i don't like touching unless i'm in a really specific state of mind. Surely this is indicative of nothing

[redstonedust]

its kinda hysterical to me that these days when a tv show or movie is poorly written people start questioning whether it was actually written by chatGPT. i mean i know it's just because chatGPT is on everyone's minds now but like how embarrasing is that as a screenwriter. plot so ass that people straight up don't think a human being wrote it............

[bovineblogger]

this is what i was talking about by the way

[kropotkindersurprise]

September 22 2020 - A Hillsboro man convicted to 6 months for drug possession managed to make his escape from the courthouse. A cop trying to stop him gave himself broken ribs and a concussion and had to be taken to hospital, while the hero of our story managed a clean getaway and is still on the loose. [video]

[canadian-marxist]

I’ve watched this over and over again and I laugh every time

[emiliusthegreat]

I’m still trying to figure out what he was hoping to achieve by diving headfirst over the banister like that.

[strawberry-crocodile]

Bold of you to assume cops have any thought process other than “im a cool action hero”

[pileofknives]

Rolling down the stairs like a fucking slab of ham lmao

[chillgamesh-the-swing]

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

Every single time I see this I’m reminded of that husky that had never seen stairs before

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

[stormesandshowers]

Whenever I see that gif my head just plays Nicki Minaj’s “Nuh, nuh, nuh, na-nuh-na-nuh-nuh Ah-huh di-duh, a-nuh-di-da-duh”

[mxtomituck]

Pigs still cannot fly confirmed

[kochamregionalizmy]

furas dzień przed konwentem: jutro będzie futro

[toskarinfr]

they've yet to make an experience more bewildering and confusing than trying to pick up a rpg after more than a week

[toskarinfr]

coming back to a platformer after a year: man, I used to be able to make those jumps! I'm so washed...

coming back to an rpg after less than a week and a half:

[desk-drawerr]

To everyone who was concerned about ducky, he's doing just fine after his melon-nap.

getting all cleaned up in the baf

[biggaybunny]

Pronouns? Yeah I gots all the pronouns you could want. Bootleg? No, no, you've got it all wrong. They just, uh, fell off the back of a truck. Now, can I interest you in a she/sher? Or how about a nice he/hee? That one's gonna get real popular, lemme tell you what. What? I'm telling you, these are genuine articles of speech. Look kid, I don't normally do this, but you buy a set of, uh, lemme see... not those... you/youse, I'll throw in another pair free. I dunno, for your dog or something. You ever think about your dog's pronouns? I thought not. Cash only.

[trupowieszcz-moved-deactivated2]

[call-me-clevy]

"We are the Darklings!! Please feed us!"

vv Alternate Versions vv

I couldn't decide which I liked more. I want this artblock to LET. ME. GO.

[maddoppelganger]

One of the rooms in my house is being renovated right now and for the past couple hours there's just been this deep fucking rumble that's making all of walls shake and I'm going to go insane.