the houseyhousey

[mouseymousey]

I found out how to make a Japanese-style breakfast sandwich in the US:

If you don’t know, mayo is paired with breakfast items in Japan, but the mayo in Japan is very different compared to the US. It’s more savory, but you can’t really get the same thing once you leave. However, I had some McDonald’s today, and the McDonald’s brand mayo packets tastes the same as the Japan breakfast mayo. I found it!! Thank you, McDonalds!!! :D

[mouseymousey]

This is me realizing that “Blue Streak” probably has something to do with him spilling energon on a battlefield and is not because of an old color scheme………….

I might look up the actual answer later, but for now I fear him.

[ugly-bug-starscream]

some bayverse rambles:

something that always bothered me and for the right reasons is the blatant American military propaganda in all movies (especially in the early ones). Dropping bombs in other countries no questions asked. What I would imagine instead… thinking about a bayverse rewrite I’ve talked about before. How the decepticons would be disguised as the world’s deadliest war machines and destroy the biggest countries from the inside. How it would very likely happen in america that the cons take out their military, turning the government’s weaponry on them, in a way giving them a taste of their own medicine. And mainly cause that’s just how I imagine the cons would take out enemy civilians. Briefly displayed in the first movie but could have been done a lot better. How humanity thinking their technology is turning on them and not fully realising at first it’s an alien invasion…

[mouseymousey]

How humanity would think other countries were attacking them first and try to destroy each other before realizing the outside threat. How the more effective way to dwindle your enemies is to make them fight each other. How the Decepticons would only have to make ONE attack in the right spot to turn the world upside down. How even after humanity fought off their invasion, they wouldn’t be able to recover from it.

[mouseymousey]

Because it’s my time to skip meals and sit in the dark doing intense research…….

[robot-rarepairs-dotcom]

TFA Jetfire 🤝 Cyberverse Jetfire

Big boyfriends with lots of teeth!

Ahem. May I introduce their trope

[mouseymousey]

Consider: Skybite likes to be bitten, and Jetfire likes to bite. Jetfire just wants to let off a bit of steam from being so serious at work all the time, and Skybite is so totally chill with being Jetfire’s center of attention no matter the context.

[mouseymousey]

I miss Macaroni Grill so much.

[himulrai]

school's back so my posts will either be sparse or just straight up incredibly rushed😭

part 2 is now up!

[mouseymousey]

Headcannon:

Spike’s actual name is Dick and Sparkplug’s actual name is Adam (or maybe he calls himself ‘Dick’s Dad’), but the show is told from a Cybertronian translation.

[mouseymousey]

The fucking imagery of D-16 and Orion constantly being connected by their hands -- fist bumps, catching each other, touching in general -- and that being the first thing Megatron destroys when he shoots Orion's arm off.

[mouseymousey]

I hope more than one person gets this joke...

[mouseymousey]

Silly Little Guys:

Ariel

Goonercracker

That one beetle from Thumbelina

I'm starting a list

[flucoze]

dirty talk 💌

Zoom and unshaded versions teehee

[mouseymousey]

There are a lot of different Cybertronian alphabets, so for those new to the fandom and having some trouble, here is the alphabet they were using:

This is the most basic and widely-used Transforms alphabet, so I would turn to it any time you see unknown text. The image links to the wiki link where all the other cannon alphabets are also listed though just in case.

[lorencethecat]

Polycule but it’s just two people in a romantic relationship with each other and their third who’s pretty obviously aroace but also somehow so deeply intertwined in their lives that it’d just be wrong to not count them as involved. Is this anything.

[cygateyaoiluvr69]

Dumb, Dumber, and Dumbass

[mouseymousey]

The biggest downside to growing up thus far has been outgrowing the Khan Academy and Crash Course lessons.

[moderatly-fast-chickens-blog]

Together they nearly make an entire, non-damaged bot

[mouseymousey]

You can't be jinxing us like that. They'll legit hot glue our favorite characters together like a fucked up old Jenga tower game being used for a high school arts and craft project.

I won't be able to take it.

(Love this)

[mouseymousey]

Imagine Skyfire / Jetfire never really stood at his full height in front of Starscream because he always wanted to talk at eye level with him. Even if he did, it was mostly turned away from him to grab something or very rare in general.

The first time Starscream sees Skyfire / Jetfire at his full height is racing towards him in battle.

[leeemonshark]

Saw others redrawing this meme and realized that I just had to do it too

[mouseymousey]

Every post I see of this trend defaults to the Autobot carrying, and it makes me laugh.

[mouseymousey]

I would not survive the Transformers universe because what do you mean there are two helicopters named Whirl and Blades, and "Blades" is not the serial killer? Like, "No, Blades is obviously a Deception in disguise. I'm going with Whirl. He's probably just a little silly."

... and then I'd die.