What the fuck even am I

"Well, you'll think over the facts and realize, that Chef Vortivask is telling you the truth... and that the warden over there is simply shoving his elbow in his dick hole." - Cr1tikal (Penguinz0)

[gingik]

Noobnouns vs pronouns vs hackernouns

[cristalplanetheart]

[bigbigtruck]

sucking at something is the first step to getting good at it

[earhartsease]

[animentality]

[trans]

This has done more positive impact for the autistic community than any autism organization has.

[metagnostic-deactivated20200809]

[corvidcall]

to anyone in the areas impacted by the wildfire smoke, my #1 biggest piece of advice as someone whos been dealing with wildfire smoke in the NW united states for years, is build yourself a Corsi-Rosenthal Cube

they perform as well as expensive HEPA air cleaners, and are comparatively VERY inexpensive. all you need is a box fan, 4 air filters, a piece of cardboard, and some duct tape!!!!

i think it took us maybe a half hour to put ours together, if that, and we replace the filters every 3 months. it's really made a HUGE difference, both when the air quality is bad, but also with our allergies

[o0fyuu0o]

Saw these easy to read instructions on Twitter. Stay safe 💚

[tinyyellowflowers-blog]

Great time to start pricing this out by the way, fire season starts… on the summer solstice this year, that’s fun. Signs point to it being a doozy.

[sun-cheyne]

As someone that has had to go through this while being very poor, I can say this is VERY effective. While this is a fantastic build, you can even do just a single filter against the fan, or a fan on one side of a cardboard box and a filter on the opposite side.

[graceofgosh]

🌱 EXTREMELY ROBUST SCALLIONS 🌱

do NOT scroll past the scallions. these are extremely robust. i did not seek them out, they were placed before me.

the produce misters had just run. the bundles were tight. the whites were WHITE. good fortunes await.

🧅 repost within 24 hours: robust scallions

🧅 repost within 1 hour: robust scallions + minor windfall

🧅 do not repost: limp scallions. flaccid stalk. the celery will look at you and it will know.

a man in Fresno scrolled past. his scallions went to seed the same evening. his dog stopped making eye contact.

a woman reposted immediately. she found $40 in a coat. her scallions have not wilted since March.

I AM NOT SAYING IT’S THE SCALLIONS. I’m saying look at them. good fortunes await. 🌱

[anonomi]

various gifs of how I think the Offense crew smile (ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ)

RED Scout - Always cocky, always ready to shoot a smile to impress. It looks smug but it's genuine

BLU Scout - Cocky in the lowkey way. He's more smooth, more slick with it

RED Soldier - Bombastic I-tear-bears-apart-with-my-bare-teeth smile. It takes a bit for him to notice who's there, but once he does he's all teeth

BLU Soldier - Doesn't smile much, he's a lot more serious and troubled than his counterpart, but he can still break out a small smile

RED Pyro - You may not see it, but you can feel it. They're giggling behind the mask.

BLU Pyro - They seem a little scary and aren't as bubbly as RED Pyro, but they're just as sweet under all that

[world-of-lang]

but for this two-faced bitch there are twice as many stars as usual

[allcrush]

[wizardarchetypes]

CZECHIA BEACH SUMMER WITH THE GIRLS!!!!!

[bus-halte-folie]

[ravelcee]

Watching what else I can post on here... Ugh, I really wanna crawl into a bush

[europe-abolitionist]

(popular leftist voice) these right wingers are so mad because they get no women. if you are a Good Person a woman will appear and suck your dick.

[lilkakow]

(popular leftist voice) these right wingers are all sooo poorrrr and stupid. They are stupid because they are poorrrr, racism would never exist in my suburban area

[zitongzi]

Popular leftist voice: these right wingers must have brain damage. They must be bigots because they are literally reta suffering from blsck mold, or brain damage.

[prettyflyforajedi]

Popular leftist voice: Every single right-wing person is literally so ugly and chopped, let me point out their exact features and how they're ugly. Having bad thoughts literally ages you. Good People are always hot and sexy and have kind countenances.

[parkchanwoohoo]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[campyvillain]

i see it so i See it I see Thart with me EyeBals

when i see it i Look at it Put my eyes on it with My sightballs I look with my look balls and see It so in front of me

i see it with my eyedbarls

[nietdashi]

look whos back! Sheeeww-eeeh! I know, i will spare you guys from hearing the same monologue. Posting is still a big thing to me :,) just...JUST TAKE THIS TF2 THINGS I DID, GAAW- IM RUNNIN! (just posting here bc someone reminded me of tumblr)

(to that person... PLEASE START POSTING HERE, YOUR ART IS GORGEOUS)