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"No, you don’t get a ride. Why would I give you one, you.. whatever you’re supposed to be."
"Whatever I'm supposed to be? I'm Deadpool! Merc with the mouth? Badass ninja killer? You have to have heard of me, I'm famous! That's worth a ride, wadda ya say? I'm feeling a connection here!"
Reblog if you will answer LITERALLY ANY anon questions.
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"Hey, Guardian Forces members! Like this for one of those starter things! I might not even try to stab your character!
No promises though.”
Rolls eyes. ❝ — Oh, so you’re a moron then. I get it. ❞
"Hey, easy on the insults lady! If you weren't so hot I'd have already shot you, you know that? C'mon, give a guy another chance! I'll take you out! Some Mexican food for dinner, maybe a movie, hell we might even kill somebody! And if it goes well, I might let you help me out of this burning suit!"
❝ As a matter of fact, I’m not. Speaking of appearances, what’s with the get-up? Trying out a new Spider-Man cosplay or somethin’? ❞
"Oh man, I could have sworn you would be though! You could've been a star- the lead member of The Overly Bleached Boys! And not cool hating on my ninja getup, it happens to attract all the ladies! Or some ladies. At least 4 ladies!"
❝Yes, I do believe so. So, may I suggest you take your belongings and leave my bathroom?❞
"And who's gonna make me leave, huh? Mr. Ducky told me I could stay, and I treat him way better than you ever did! Face it lady, me and ducky are running the show now. You vamoose!"
❝Listen. I’m a busy woman
so I’m afraid I don’t have all day.
Are you going to help me move
this box or what?❞
"That's great for you, but I'm not in the business of helping move boxes- I'm in the business of getting paid! That'll be fifty a box."
❝First of all, this is my bathroom and my Mr. Ducky. Secondly, you would be the perv when you used another’s person bathroom without permission!❞
The nerve of this man! Acting haughty as if he owns the bathroom. She has half a mind to throw him out of her house.
"Hey, you watch what you say about Mr. Ducky! We shared an intimate moment back there and I won't have you trashing his name like that! You think just because you pay for a bathroom you own it?"
Raises an eyebrow. ❝ — You were dropped on the head as a child, weren’t you? ❞
"Dropped on my head? Please, I've had way worse than that! I've been a ninja killing badass from the day I was born! Just ask Logan! Wait never mind don't ask Logan, he's an asshole. But I'm a total badass, ok?"
"You’re not very bright, are you?"
"Hey easy there captain grumpy-pants, no need to throw out insults! I'll have you know I was valedictorian of my high school. I'm pretty sure I went to highschool. I'm sure I passed some classes at least! So do I get a ride or not?"
❝Who are you?❞
What person strips to their birthday suit, yet leaves their head fully clothed? Where is the logic there?
"Whoah there pervy, the better question is who are you? Can't a guy wash in peace anymore? Mr. Ducky is very upset now!"
❝ — And here I thought Squall was strange for having a leather fetish… Are you not melting from the heat in there? ❞
"Well I never said I didn't have a leather fetish, but that's not the point! I'm burning up ma'am, you have to get me out of this suit as quickly as possible! Only you can save me!"
"Excuse me? I’m not some creature used for transportation."
"Transportation? Why would I need transportation? Oh! You thought I meant...well this is awkward."
"Lookin good, babe! Is that new skin?"
"Heeeey, nice sword dude! Are you in some kind of punk boy band?"
"Hey, babe! Awesome wings! Wanna give me a ride?"
