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b*tch

[evilkitten3]

resident evil? no. landlord evil.

[sandmandaddy69]

[get-thee-to-a-shrubbery]

[omghotmemes]

Keep on trolling in the free world

[nflstreet]

[mediorca]

[flightsofwonder]

being an adult is just saying to yourself “this is the weekend i’ll clean my [x]” and then proceeding to not do that because it’s the weekend and you deserve to relax, goddamnit

[brucebocchi]

[thedunwichwhorer]

Go a little fart

[gizmoera-deactivated20240601]

be ded

Go a little fart

Dig a little dee

Reach a little

Catch the Cat

and pass it on

[moved--306389]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[lgbt-tiktoks]

[lesbiancarlgrimes]

undisclosed moodboard

[michaelmilkers]

tbh no april fools gag tumblr ever pulls will ever be as good as the lizard election of 2016 staff put more effort into that than the rest of this website combined and it shows

[michaelmilkers]

for those of you who werent here in 2016 on april fools that year the entire fucking website was transformed and there was an election for a position that wasnt even ever specified and the candidates were four lizards (or three lizards and a salamander as a scandal would later prove) and it was called decision2016

each lizard had their own 3d models and tumblr blog and campaign and there was also a tumblr blog dedicated to reporting on the election and they made like whole ass news broadcasts with a guy in front of a green screen

you could vote for your favorite candidate and there was a built-in function that let you make and post a campaign poster

in case anyone was wondering the winner of the election was mop. relatable and reliable. #Mop Could

[chantrymouse]

lest we forget

[redpandarascal]

wretched tooth was robbed

[thegenderal]

in middle school a girl wrote fullmetal alchemist fanfiction for an english assignment and she got in trouble not because she submitted fanfiction but because it was 32.000 fucking got damn words. It was a creative writing assignment meant to clock in at maybe two pages if your handwriting was big. the whole thing was handwritten too, we couldn’t type and use a printer for this one. I’m haunted by her. She even wrote it in pen first draft no editing. her name was bridgette but she insisted it was actually Moondust. no i’m not fucking kidding about ANY of this i need to haunt you with this information like i am haunted. Moondust.

Okay LITERALLY GIRLBOSS!!! also this text is so big i opened this ask and was like

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

SCREAMING AT THIS...a nightmare literally a nightmare

[lilcowgirl7-deactivated20210223]

[filthyprotozoan]

britney could do mama and mcr could do toxic send post

[notallmensheviks]

spotify? really?

[celestialswag]

[brucespringsteen]

Goodnight mutuals

[en-futubandera]