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[visualsbyaina]

Michael Jackson ANOTHER PART OF ME (1988)

[thehyperfemininesoulaani-deacti]

Astrologist on tiktok giving me my reading: I see that your chart gives strong indicators of attraction towards virgo men.

The virgo man in question:

CD: 21TYLER_ @tiktok

[chellybean15]

Here’s some pics of bae that I can’t stop staring at😁 so I thought id bless your screens😘

[hunnybunny29]

i need friends who obsess over him the way i do tbh

[hunnybunny29]

them: what’s on your mind?

me:

[hunnybunny29]

" am I supposed to be scared ? "

❝Scared? Scared of what exactly, doll?❞

[feministism]

[drankinwatahmelin]

4. If the car pulls up to you run in the opposite direction.

5. Walk with your keys in your hands and keep a key between each finger

6. If they put you in the trunk kick out the headlights

7. If you get lost find a woman with a child. Never ask a man for help (this one was drilled)

[bando--grand-scamyon]

That scream fire piece of advice is literally life saving

8. Watch your shadows and reflections, especially if someone is walking behind you. A split second notice is better than none and will help you.

[gaylittlepieceofsh1t]

Yes this last one really saves lives y'all I do it all the time

[uncleromeo]

girls have to learn to view the world like international intelligence agents just to be safe walking down the street. smh.

[twilightt-fantasy]

guys pls pls pls reblog and girls pls pls pls be safe out there. terrifying and so sad that we have to worry about this on a daily basis

[guiltyidealist]

(I’m an enby, but, frankly, this is helpful for anyone.)

[cryptidinks]

- always tell someone where youre at and an approx time when youll be back

[witcheshaven]

Add text replacement words in your phone if possible. Something short and memorable that you can send quickly to people in moments of emergencies.

E.g.

[whatchagonnadoabooouuutttit]

I f ing hate that we need to reblog this, people suck, but this will save lives.

DO NOT SCROLL PAST

[anonymousmothman]

Being female fucking sucks but yes this shit is important for everyone

[deadlymodern]

Also, do not walk close to walls. It will be easier for someone so walk past you and push you against it or corner you.

If your gut is telling you to cross the street or change your path, do it. Don’t risk it. Your body knows.

If you can, buy a large umbrella and walk holding it. Studies say that predators are less likely to attempt an attack on someone that could fight back. Keys around your knuckles is fine but you’ll need to get very close to do damage. Umbrellas are more precise.

Avoid wearing headphones if you are alone on an empty street. Look aware.

Again: Stay. Away. From. Walls.

Entering an uber alone? Call your father (or anyone you trust) and say “hey dad! Yep, I’m almost there, I’m sending you the route.” outloud. Then proceed to send them the route so they can follow the uber drive. This will most likely intimidate the predator.

If you see someone in an uncomfortable or possibly dangerous situation, walk up to them and say “Betty, oh my god, I haven’t seen you in so long!”. If she gets slightly confused, you can whisper and let her know you’re trying to help and that she should follow along. Walk together to another station or away from where you are. The man will most likely not follow. I have done this one 2 times and can be very helpful.

If you are unsure she needs help, you can pass her a note saying something like “hey, I noticed this man beside you is making you uncomfortable. If you’d like help, fake a sneeze right now and I will come up to you and pretend we are friends.” This is a long note, but its an example. Be discrete. If she follows along, proceed with the previous tip. This is helpful when you’re in a crowded train and you notice harassment.

Help your sisters. Trust them. Trust yourself. Be safe.

[goodgirl81]

If you ever feel unsafe or need help, anyone is welcome to run upto me and ask me for help! I’ll go all mama bear and keep you safe!!!

[v1b3ch3ckl0s3r]

https://docs.google.com/document/d/166g6Vo8Fb9H3FIZF2H6faEBHtFQSf7nVn_QxcJ9NMi0/edit?usp=sharing

I made this google doc covering 14 different self defense tips and tricks. it was made on January 15th, 2020 so it was before I decided I’d come back to tumblr jhjshdbjfh.

[aprilslady]

My mum’s go-to was if you’re wearing heels and you have to walk home, take your heels off and hold them in your hand so you can hit someone with them

[doctorstrangeaskblog]

Also, everywhere you go, always check where there are security cameras and where there isn’t. Kidnappers, predators etc. normally seek for “easy” victims. If you look alert and remain in places where there’s cameras, they might quit or choose another “easier” victim. Also look for the exits/entrances of the place, in case you need to run, like a fire etc. but also in case you need to escape a possible attack- predators also try to corner their victims, so do your best to always know where you can run to and avoid being alone in places that there’s just one way out- because the attacker could easily lock it or stay between you and the exit. Even if you went alone, try to stay with some group, talk to people, even if you dont befriend them, avoid being all alone showing no one would notice if you vanished- that would make you an “easier” target.

That’s what I remember I was taught- and it’s not just about kidnappers or predators, it’s about bullying too, and stupid people who want to harm/humiliate other people as well.

If there’s a group of people who bully you or harm you etc. if a camera footage gets them, you have proof against them, since the area probably was public and they weren’t “filmed against their will”. Law changes from country to country, but in general, having an aggression caught on security tape is evidence in many cases, and the aggressors aren’t always aware of security cameras.

[dangerbabegang]

What to do if you suddenly find yourself homeless

FOOD

Find your nearest food bank or mission, for food

grocery stores with free samples, bakeries + stores with day-old bread

different fast food outlets have cheaper food and will generally let you hang out for a while.

some dollar stores carry food like cans of beans or fruit

SHELTER

Sleeping at beaches during the day is a good way to avoid suspicion and harassment

sleep with your bag strapped to you, so someone can’t steal it

Some churches offer short term residence

Find your nearest homeless shelter

Look for places that are open to the public

A large dumpster near a wall can often be moved so that flipping up the lids creates an angled shelter to stay dry

HYGIENE

A membership to the YMCA is usually only 10$, which has a shower, and sometimes laundry machines and lockers.

Public libraries have bathrooms you can use

Dollar stores carry low-end soaps and deodorant etc.

Wet wipes are all purpose and a life saver

Local beaches, go for a quick swim

Some truck stops have showers you can pay for

Staying clean is the best way to prevent disease, and potentially get a job to get back on your feet

Pack 7 pairs of socks/undies, 2 outfits, and one hooded rain jacket

OTHER

first aid kit

 sunscreen

 a travel alarm clock or watch

 mylar emergency blanket

 a backpack is a must

 downgrade your cellphone to a pay as you go with top-up cards

 sleeping bag

 travel kit of toothbrush, hair brush/comb, mirror

 swiss army knife

 can opener

[spork-of-humanity]

Reblog to literally save a life

[hipsandheartbreak]

if there is a Dollar Tree near you, they have entire food aisles

Planet Fitness also has $10 memberships. you can shower and they have free food days! pizza night 1st monday every month, bagel tuesday the 2nd tuesday every month.

[himynameisrollin-deactivated201]

Save a life reblog

[kukachoosays]

i am so glad that i renblogged this however so long ago. i saw this post and shared it with others in mind, but now i am the one who really needs this. id like to think of this as good karma i guess

[comrade-jiang]

also a good list if anyone ever needs to run away from home for whatever reason.

[hunnybunny29]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(also, i forgot who had the original meme posted, so if you know who it is, please tag them in the comments <33)

[hunnybunny29]

oh look it’s the loml

[hunnybunny29]

didn’t think i’d start liking him as much as i did, but here i am

[jokershyena-deactivated20200809]

Like A Hummingbird’s Wings 𓆣 SMUT

.。❅*⋆⍋*∞*。*∞*⍋⋆*❅。.

Pairing: Ledger!Joker x reader

Warnings: Swearing

NSFW Warnings (lmao here we go): BDSM elements, dom/sub dynamic, heavy sadism/masochism, vaginal and anal penetration, bondage, face fucking, deepthroat, impact play, degradation, light humiliation, breath play (not to the point of completely cutting the airway), pet play, dirty talking & praising, edging, overstimulation, Katoptroniophilia, breeding kink (minus the pregnancy part lol ya girl too young for a mini Hyena), heavy knife & blood play, cum play (idk if this is accurate lol it’s been over a week I don’t remember all I wrote)

Genre: Smut

Summary: You asked to be intimate with J while wearing his Sargent uniform. Sir J. 

Word Count: 10,154 💀 (this is the longest fic I’ve ever written fucking hell)

Purely self-indulgent. Sir J is something I’ve been meaning to write, this is probably the most intense thing I’ve written before. I know some people might see this as tame, but for me, I wrote this heavily based on my personal limits and about what I personally would enjoy/am interested in sexually and kink-wise. The ‘reader’ has pierced nipples to further add to my personal preference.

PLEASE heed the warnings. I don’t normally write intense shit like this so if any of the warnings make you uncomfortable…sorry. Don’t read and complain to me. I had maybe about 4 people complain privately about how they were uncomfortable with one of my last fics and?? There’s warnings for a REASON. Keep in mind I won’t write him as a heartless monster so maybe that helps. But still, please don’t give me shit. Thanks.

Also this took me literally like a week to write. it’s super shitty and unedited sorry lol

Keep reading

[hunnybunny29]

this was🥵🥵😍

you’re so talented

[hunnybunny29]

THEY’RE BEAUTIFUL TOO OH MY GOSH

[hunnybunny29]

he’s so beautiful omg

[billie-eilish]

raise your hands if you love your mutuals to pieces but are afraid to message any of them because you don’t wanna be a bother and so you just stare at them from afar and hope they feel your friendship vibes somehow

[hunnybunny29]

since every guy that talks to me wants to f**k up and play me... i’ll be in an imaginary relationship w/ Eric Draven.😗✌🏼

[royaleclown]

𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚎𝚟𝚎 𝚖𝚎, 𝚗𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚒𝚜 𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚟𝚒𝚊𝚕 𝚛𝚎𝚚𝚞𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚋𝚢 @princeofchaosncrime

[hunnybunny29]

this is my new favorite thing.. and definitely my wallpaper. beautiful.🥺🖤

[in4ctiv3bl0g]

top seven comfort movies

I was tagged by @eli-wallach and @freewriterofdarkness thanks! <3

1. The Lego Batman Movie (all the lego movies actually)

2. Wreck-It Ralph

3. Up (this one hurts me a lot too)

4. The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (out of three only this one matters because I love seeing Andy and Martin together, and also that is my favorite part of the book, when Bilbo meets Gollum)

5. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (I can’t forget my favorite werewolf <3)

6. Monsters, Inc.

7. Madagascar

tag: @tsukiakarinobara @ridiculousnerd @unspeakablyevil @heroesaredumb @veronaprincess @jvybirrd @joker-addict @mylactobacillus @clowndaddyfleck @daincrediblegg @pcrushinnerd @acw1 @royaleweathers @acebreathesfire @ch4nn3lorange and whoever the fuck wants to do it ;)

[whatsliferightnow]

Okay so this is from like 20 years ago lmao it’s just been saved in my drafts for a while cause I never could figure out which movies so I kinda cheated a little bit

But thanks hun for the tag from forever ago ☺️❤️

Thor Ragnarok (short haired Thor. Also, hilarious)

Guardians of the Galaxy vol 1 (hilarious)

Guardians of the Galaxy vol 2 (also hilarious)

Avengers Endgame (I go through and watch all the funny/ happy parts and skip the sad shit when I wanna be comforted)

Avengers Age of Ultron (love my Avenger babies)

The Dark Knight (yes, J is a comfort of course)

Iron Man 3 (this one is so cute okay don’t hate on it)

And I’m totally tagging again- @mur-raay @ithinkimaperson @ezziesworld @royaleclownx @fallenstarsabyss @damnrightobsessedwithim @ursamajor17 @sophialemongrenade @brunette-smurfette @ramsayboltonsmuse

[royaleclown]

thanks for the tag @ridiculousnerd and @antonija89 i honestly forgot about this i meant to do it but completely forgot my bad!

10 Things I Hate About You (i love that movie sO much and of course because baby boy is in there i love him so much <3)

The Crow 1994 (god i’ve watched this movie so many times that i broke the first disc and i had to get a new one lol not even kidding and eric god i love him so much and sarah too 🥺 god the scene in the graveyard of them gets me everytime 😭)

The Dark Knight (gAsp such a surprise ik J gives me comfort too! love that handsome clown 💚💜)

Joker (one word arthur. i love him so much baby deserved so much better pERIODT.)

The Corpse Bride ( all time favorite tim burton movie EVER.)

The Avengers (when i’m sick and just lying around bored i always put this on always. i love marvel so much and i don’t talk about it lot i really need to tho lol.)

Harry Potter and The Prisoner Of Azkaban (all time favorite book/ movie of the harry potter series!! i love the movie so much despite how much it left a LOT of good things out. also i love sirius so much 🥺 he’s my all time favorite character.)

anywho i’m tagging: @jokershyena @ladyoftheseastuff @ithinkimaperson @itsthejoker @princeofchaosncrime @ezziesworld @ajokeformur-ray @loveletterstoledger and to whoever the hell wants to!

[hunnybunny29]

Thank you for the tag @royaleclownx 🖤

1) The Parent Trap (1998) (this movie is literally hilarious and so cute at the same time, it always cheers me up!)

2) Rapid Fire (i love this movie—thanks to my dad—and I just love Brandon Lee)

3) 10 Things I Hate About You (thIS movie is🥺🥺amazing. it’s so cute n i love it! patrick is also my baby who must be protected at all costs)

4) Dark Knight (odd as it may sound..J brings me comfort.🖤💜)

5) Joker (i love arthur SO much. and yes, i mainly watch it for him, but it’s definitely one hell of a movie

6) The Crow (1994) (eric draven is also my baby🥺shelly and eric 100% deserved better. it’s such an amazing, well put together movie..but you’re dang right i cried at the end)

7) The Great Gatsby (i have loved this movie for the longest time. it’s my favorite book and definitely one of my favorite movies. the soundtrack, as well as the movie, is killer)

🖤who i’m tagging: @bre3zzle @lavenderstages @bubblyybub @rinbyo @jokerslilbunny