princess of rude irony, bro ;)

a marionette, a shitty sword, anime shades, a baseball cap, a bag of doritos and a copy of a teenagers internet history. Hey, I'm Sapphire_________ and this is my blog!___________ Here you'll find lots and***** lots of reblogged posts, mostly relating to Homestuck and witchcraft/magick. Sometimes I reblog things from other fandoms too- OFF, Gravity Falls, Steven Universe, and a few others occasionally make an appearance. She/Her pronouns|gemini sun|pisces moon witch of rage|derse dreamer demi/idemromantic|polyamorous artist I'm kin with Dave Strider from Homestuck. I don't mind if you follow me if you are as well- I understand that there are oodles and oodles of us. In my canon I have pale skin, white/ivory hair, and lots of freckles. If that sounds like your Dave, shoot me a message!!

[moved-to-polyamorousdave]

Hellooooo, everyone who still follows this blog!! As you can see from my new url, this blog is NOW DEFUNCT. I got our of tumblr for a long time and when I came back, I decided I wanted to start fresh. So! I have made a new blog, if anyone is interested! That new blog is @polyamorousdavestrider (I know, I'm so original right??). There I post aesthetic, fandom, and witchcraft posts. I'd love to welcome anyone still interested in my blog to follow me at my new blog-- hell, shoot me a message even! Xx, Sapphyre

[forfansbyfans]

Hero of Light and Mind Quest Bedding is now available!!! Grab yours here: http://bit.ly/NewHomestuck

Also we’re having a super awesome giveaway where you can win a Box-O-Sleepy goodies and you can enter here: http://bit.ly/SleepyHomestuck

Wait… one more thing… you can enter the 413 Fan Forge challenge and have your art released on 413! Check out the Fan Forge here: http://community.welovefine.com/m/fan-forge

[tumblingoverstars]

self care is chugging a lava lamp

[qoous]

no

[tumblingoverstars]

glug

[markunsan]

[markunsan]

[nbeb]

[shelovesplants]

Graptosedum California sunset 🌵☀️💕🌵☀️💕

[markunsan]

succulents

[cactusmandan]

Hey Dan, I was wondering if you could help me identify this little guy I bought today 🌱

Hi,

That’s Anacampseros rufescens f. variegata, a lovely little succulent.

Happy growing!

[hello-cloudy-deactivated2022110]

You’re broken and no one can fix you.

this is not what i planned for this drawing :|

[zodiacupdates-blog]

“I’m basically stressed before there’s even any stress” Squad

Gemini, Leo, Scorpio, Capricorn, Taurus, Sagittarius

[wittgensteinsmister]

the worst thing about spending your life on the internet is that when you’re playing a game like cards against humanity at a party you’re the person who has to explain what things like bukkake are

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

This just in heterosexual culture still unappealing and weird 

[lolrider]

women are harpies that are stealing my Man Strength in order to make themselves stronger.  I saw one woman who had done this five times, and could now bench-press more than me in the gym.  Terrifying.

[dongstomper-deactivated20161230]

when a man loves a man they have infinite strength, but when a woman loves a woman they have no weaknesses. chose wisely…

[pyrocortex]

The Unstoppable Gay meets the Immovable Lesbian.

[zeemcgeespomoving-deactivated20]

QUICK SOMEONE TEACH ME HOW TO DRAW SLOPPY MAKEOUTS I NEEEEEEEEED TO DRAW SOME SLOPPY DIRKJAKE MAKEOUTS K RLLY I RLLY NEED THIS

[my-friend-the-frog]

well now you are here for a lesson or two son,

step one: u draw some head shapes

step two: now you add the characters features

step three: clean the sketch 

step four: add some details

warning: results may vary

[chaos7]

a Pic of the trickster davesprite that debuted here a whole like three years ago plus an Unwarranted and Unnecessary Closeup™ courtesy of that tongue ring

[chaosophia218]

[riotworkshop]

Thought Jon was holding the kitten wrong but no, it just likes to stick it’s leg out like that

give em the ol razzle dazzle

[tealesbian]