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Hailey // She/Her // 25

[jessaerys]

what in the world are "pity likes" you guys are inventing new ways to be insecure. every like i give is a like with my whole pussy

[zeelatunes]

how come nobody raps about the master emerald anymore

[sadgi]

can I get a job as an editor but the only thing I do is correct when someone uses the word "prone" when they mean "supine"

[sadgi]

thank you wikipedia for this really good image

[sadgi]

a helpful mnemonic for everyone

[talkwithtatsu]

too good for tags

[persianmom-deactivated20260602]

[freakoutgirl]

sorry for being annoying [remembers that practicing gratitude instead of shame is better for my mental health and my relationships] thank you for letting me be annoying with you

[bettyrightnow]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to put no effort into my appearance

[tumblingoverstars]

i just got summoned for yuri duty

[dogpuppy]

[notlayingroses]

Everything I read about recovering from burnout is like “it takes months or even years to fully recover” and it’s like okay…. I have a weekend before I gotta clock in on Monday

[imagine-darksiders]

[trying-trying2lyk]

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

[justatiredlittlesnail]

[cuunos]

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

[raysipe1]

Thanos Car wins piston cup

[raysipe1]

Piston cup!

[charlottan]

man of few words i see!

[gojinka]

ok we can do petplay but Only if I’m the fly. If that’s ok… rubs my hands together … zzzzzz…. Hope I don’t get swatted…. Zzzzzzzzz

[gojinka]

died at the window sill

[luetta]

canaries were used in coalmines due to their incredibly hard beaks, they could break through stone as well as any pickaxe

[zerotolerancepolicy-deactivated]

[lakemojave]

I'm gonna say something controversial and I'm trusting everyone to be measured and calm in their response. I understand if I get flack for this but if my audience is as mature as I believe them to be then this should be fine.

[lakemojave]

I'm addicted to fat puffy nipples

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

I'm so fucking irritated at you for that five minute gap. I checked your blog four times for this

[lakemojave]

Had to work up the courage. It's hard being so brave.

[poetrylesbian]

good news everyone