TRUE CRIME PODCASTER: *in the same cadence you would tell a preschooler a bedtime story* ...and this guy was kinda freakin gross! He would hang his victims on meat hooks in his shack! I'm not gonna lie guys, that sounds pretty icky! Major red flag moment, LOL! But do you know who WOULDNT send you human organs? Our sponsor, HelloFresh!
LOST MEDIA YOUTUBER: *in the same cadence you would issue a debriefing on a terrorist attack* Number 7. The Oonglydoomples. *scary transition sound to slowed down footage of a kids show with a crt filter over it* The Oonglydoomples was a kids show on Nick Jr that ran from 2001 to 2003 that was about Jake Oonglydoomple's adventures in the big city. Only one episode of it has ever surfaced online. We have tried to get into contact with the shows creator, Mark Wankencock, but we've had no luck. Maybe someday, we'll all oonglydoomp once again.
MY MASS ATTACK IS FINALLY DONE!!! I had an absolute nightmare trying to upload this because apparently artfight hates me in particular 😭 I may have been a little over ambitious with this but ANYWAY. Here is is! Sorry if you have to zoom in a bit to see your toon, the amount of them I decided to include kinda got away from me 😅 anyway here’s some closeups for the guys in the back!
Credits under the cut, everyone on tumblr I’m incredibly sorry for the tag bomb I’m about to create
Anyone not tagged will have their artfight linked instead!!
Dr Fizzlepop for @allergic-to-fruits
Sir Googledoodle for @protohay
Marbles for @colordodge
Tricky Fiddlejinx for @genderless-mayhem
Scooter for HASTE
Amitoon (mine!)
Midge Jinxjinks for @creator-indy
Rover Jabbergadget for cassettedude
Popcorn Laffendazzle for @polarpanda73
Pepper Frazzletail for @/polarpanda73
Diana Fluffybounce for @smallworldclocktower
Minty Fresh for @maxie-pallet
Business Mutie for x_Mutie_x
Smijims for @smileyjart
Flappy for A3ro_3
Doctor Gigglesmirk for @/polarpanda73
Princess Twinkletoes for @artsy-1diot
Silly Wackyton for @zedleaked
Mildew Sourberry for Moldapartment
Lifey for Densunes
Beatrice Miner for Pinginplum
Allie Ottava for @sillyboy89
Countess Violet Jinxtooth for MoxJoinsTheBattle
Dusty Frazzlescreech for @n0talgic-mem0ries
Princess Bubbles Flowertoon for Flowerheart3472
Lightningstorm for @ohmi-neotheater
Good Ol' Razzledazzle for RozelDraws
Copper for @dropgag
Moonstruck Blossom for @gigithoughts
Checkpoint for nijimouse
Crazy Candy McMuffin for @breezydrifty
Cricket Crinklecorn for @k1ssofflesh
Sprinkle Medley for strato
Lemonpaws for danky
Mitzi Pillowzilla for @messofamaniac
Drakko Dynamite for @/messofamaniac
Traffic Wizard for @catennae
Cacti for @bunnerscrib-28
Lulu for alchemyangel
Nervous Nettie for BadLuckJack
Neony for @serotoninsyd
Pebbles Purplejinks for @systemrage
Dippy Kipper JabberGabber for @mrloopenpop
Minty Peppermint for @scribble64
DJ Minty Fresh for @alicebrightstar
Rocco Razzledazzle for PossiPossum
Radiotelegraphy for vermiphage
Sir Romonov for my boyfriend who doesn't have artfight but wanted be included
please read this even if you're not indian. especially if you're not indian.
you've seen the jokes. india is "dirty", indians are "everywhere", why don't they fix their own country. ok. let me tell you why, and what's happening right now while nobody's watching.
first, the history you skipped: britain ruled india for two centuries and drained it. economist utsa patnaik's research estimates around $45 trillion in today's money was taken. the india that got independence in 1947 was one of the poorest countries on earth. every "why is india like this" question starts there. you don't get to profit off a robbery and then mock the crime scene.
now, what's happening RIGHT NOW:
in may the question paper for NEET leaked. that's the national medical entrance exam. over 2.2 million students took it. cancelled. years of studying, families' savings poured into coaching, gone overnight because someone sold the paper. students died by suicide after. these were kids who wanted to be doctors.
and out of that came a protest movement. a gen z group called the cockroach janta party, started by a 30 year old named abhijeet dipke, got 22 million instagram followers within DAYS. they've been doing a sit-in at jantar mantar in delhi demanding education minister dharmendra pradhan resign.
and then there's sonam wangchuk. if you've watched 3 idiots, he's the real engineer the character was based on. built solar schools in ladakh. invented ice stupas so himalayan villages have water. spent his whole life on education. he's 59 and he's been on hunger strike for 17+ days now. reporters went to see him this week and he was too weak to talk. and the troll armies are calling him "anti national" and "foreign funded". a man starving himself for other people's children. that's the thing here, anyone who asks a question is suddenly a traitor.
it's not one incident, it's everywhere you look:
• infrastructure worth thousands of crores failing within months of the ribbon cutting. tunnels collapsing in regions where heavy rain is a guarantee, not a surprise.
• youth unemployment near 10% for ages 15 to 29, 13.6% in cities. in a country of 1.42 billion where more than half the population is young.
• only about the top 3% of indians earn above 10 lakh a year. meanwhile billionaire wealth keeps ballooning and the headlines celebrate it.
• manipur burned for over two years. an ethnic conflict, tens of thousands displaced, and the prime minister barely said the word manipur while it happened.
• journalists raided. critics' houses bulldozed. activists sitting in jail for years without trial under laws like UAPA. our press freedom ranking has cratered.
• even the petrol is a fight now, ethanol blending pushed through while drivers complain about their engines and get no straight answers.
and through all of it, the PM, who came to power on religious polarisation (americans, sound familiar?), travels abroad for photo ops and has not held one single open press conference in over a decade. not one.
what i'm asking:
if you're not indian: share this. our media mostly won't cover any of it because the big outlets are owned by the same billionaires the government serves. the only reason wangchuk's fast is getting any coverage is people refusing to look away.
if you ARE indian: speak up even if you're comfortable. especially if you're comfortable. join the protests. add to this, correct me, translate it. staying quiet is a choice when nothing in this post touches your life.
india is not "dirty". india was robbed, and it's being robbed again, from the inside this time. but it's also the country where a 59 year old will starve for strangers' kids and 22 million young people will rally behind a party literally named after cockroaches, because cockroaches survive everything.
trans women.. are women *walks into sunset* *pauses* and um- trans men are men- and also non binary people are valid, agender people too, and neogender and uh- uh- *stumbles into the sunset* trans people are whatever gender they want to be..! *sun consumes me*
