hi

i should really finish my 50 WIPs that i never post

[mp3-seraph]

Me and My Bestie <3

I annoy her often and she regularly threatens to run me over lmfao, she's amazing

She also writes fanfiction and it's REALLY good :) @obsessivefanfictionauthor

[mp3-seraph]

MY MOM GOT ME A TRIGUN FIGURINE SHFHAHFKAJDJ

[mp3-seraph]

Hmmm, the access code isn't working and there's not much we can do but pay for access to our statistics assignments?

And I have a 7 day free trial?

There is only one thing I can do

Teach myself all of STAT 100 in 6 days.

[mp3-seraph]

Update: I've finished 50% of the assignments. I have 5 days left. I have 2 more assignments queued to finish today and one is entirely multiple choice.

With any luck, I can have everything finished a day or two before my free access dies :P

Sighhhhhhhhhhh

[mp3-seraph]

I FINISHEDDDDDDD

I'M FREEEEEEEEEEEEE

HSJFKSCSLGSKFKPSKFLSKFLS

[mp3-seraph]

Hmmm, the access code isn't working and there's not much we can do but pay for access to our statistics assignments?

And I have a 7 day free trial?

There is only one thing I can do

Teach myself all of STAT 100 in 6 days.

[mp3-seraph]

Update: I've finished 50% of the assignments. I have 5 days left. I have 2 more assignments queued to finish today and one is entirely multiple choice.

With any luck, I can have everything finished a day or two before my free access dies :P

Sighhhhhhhhhhh

[mp3-seraph]

Hmmm, the access code isn't working and there's not much we can do but pay for access to our statistics assignments?

And I have a 7 day free trial?

There is only one thing I can do

Teach myself all of STAT 100 in 6 days.

[mp3-seraph]

Oooh, maybe I should FINALLY play Minecraft, it really seems fu-

*dies*

*creeper explodes in my face*

*baby zombie*

*Horde of baby zombies*

*fails bucket clutch*

*dies again*

*creeper ruins my house*

...Okay but it IS fun lol

[obsessivefanfictionauthor]

Lore Drop Game

@thedamnqueenofhell tagged anyone who wants to do it, so why not?

What explains the most about me?

Wheelchair user

Never been on a date or been kissed before

Have OCD as one of my neurodivergencies

I love the Percy Jackson movies because I had a crush on that Annabeth as a kid

Played historical reenactments (like the French Revolution) with my Barbies

Love science but hate math

Voting ended onJun 28

No pressure tags: @lunarayletters, @abbots-dildo @mp3-seraph and @ninimochilover

[mp3-seraph]

Hm, well, since I've been tagged, I may as well :)

What explains stuff about me

I was on Wattpad at 12 trying to become a famous author (my writing was ASS).

I went to a Catholic middle school

I was bullied at said Catholic middle school

I found out what NSFW was because of students at said Catholic middle school

I had gotten REALLY into Undertale and it's AUs without playing the game (at 12)

Fell about 8 feet off a play structure playing Grounders

fell down the stairs backwards as a kid

Nintendo DS under the pillow too many times at night

first video game was Zelda

Voting ended onJun 26

[mp3-seraph]

"I have so much freedom. Yet no purpose in life. What else is there to do bu-"

That was me 6 hours ago :)

Now I have snacks

Also DELTARUNE tomorrow

Also SUMMERTIME tomorrow

Also I HAVE FREEDOM TO WRITE tomorrow

Also I have ENERGY TO EXERCISE TODAY AND TOMORROW

I WILL have nice arms by the end of summer istg

[mp3-seraph]

I am slowly producing fluff

[merryweathart]

Kids, always remember to hate on generative ai, fascism and the patriarchy ✨️ (frame ref)

[mp3-seraph]

I'm somewhat of a therapist friend, right? I tend to be the one people talk to when shit goes down and whatnot

But the thing is, nursing school unlocks

Therapist Friend: Premium Plus

I'm being deadass here

Cause sure, year one, eh. Anatomy & physiology, assessments, teaching others, how to care for others, basic nursing skills, etc.

But year TWO.

They teach you counselling. Like, how to listen to people's problems, but EXTRA. Open-ended questions, motivational interviewing, some cognitive distortions from CBT (the psychology one, not the uh. Other one), and what to do when dealing with people grieving, or expecting loss, etc.

And these skills were actually legit interesting to me, it's my favorite class

And I actually have a LOT of opportunities to like

Use em

So

Yeah, I've got the Premium shit now :D

[mp3-seraph]

A buddy and I recently had a conversation about a reference to a fancy-ahh character in the street names of a project of mine

Kaard Street

And then the latter half of the character name, Rouxls, was Rouxls Boulevard

Which we then used as a basis to argue who in our friend group would be a street, avenue, boulevard, crescent, etc

Anyways he's a street, his gf's an avenue, I'm a crescent and/or drive (to run people over), and my bestie is a boulevard lol

[obsessivefanfictionauthor]

Wait...am I the boulevard bestie?????!!!!

And if so, why? Why am I a boulevard? Like is it an energy I give off, a vibe? What??

I'm quite curious now, bestie.

[mp3-seraph]

Okay so Street and Drive give off casual energy, and chaos energy respectively I guess, cause streetwear, street street art, it's basically just the everything word for streets, avenues, etc; Drive is only chaos because drivING at 200mph to run someone over

An Avenue feels weirdly smol, and also reminds me of the autism creature (see below)

As you can see, the vibe is just. It's there.

A Crescent feels elegant, but has the same sort of casualness

And Boulevards are for people you know damn well are smart and could sound smart just by saying Boulevard. Alternatively, they're a massive nerd, or it just. Ya know. Fits.

99% of these classifications are based on vibes lmao

Though there's probably more, like District, Courts, Lanes, Alleys, Place... Way...

There's actually differences between all of them, surprisingly

Beyond Streets & Avenues: Simple Visual Guide to Different Types of Roads - 99% Invisible

In Tucson, Arizona, most roads running east-west are called streets while roads running north-south are labeled as avenues. But there is a h

[mp3-seraph]

A buddy and I recently had a conversation about a reference to a fancy-ahh character in the street names of a project of mine

Kaard Street

And then the latter half of the character name, Rouxls, was Rouxls Boulevard

Which we then used as a basis to argue who in our friend group would be a street, avenue, boulevard, crescent, etc

Anyways he's a street, his gf's an avenue, I'm a crescent and/or drive (to run people over), and my bestie is a boulevard lol

[mp3-seraph]

I'm more mad about this "vena cavity" bullshit like okay are we just inventing body parts now :/

Also wtf

[obsessivefanfictionauthor]

wtf is right.

Anatomically, I'm like "how???" There's more stuff that needs to happen for sex. I should know, I write it all the time. Like..."shot out of him up through her vagina and uterus and her ovaries and up over her diaphragm and somehow down the vena cavity to her heart..."

It's the VENA CAVA!! And also: It's physically impossible for semen to travel that far. Like??!!

I'm so confused and I just did a French oral final an hour ago so...yeah...

[mp3-seraph]

Yeah I imagine the brain's already dead tired from working overtime but I feel like this is the last straw because how tf does it manage to come off like "is this satire or smth?" except the author is dead serious and you're wondering what they were on when they wrote this

Because this reads as crack

Like how do you manage to make sex sound like the people doing it get off on having circus music in the background

Also where is the intimacy

Where

Where is it

Where is the cute shit

Where is the just warm and fuzzy stuff

Where is the fucking BUILD UP.

[obsessivefanfictionauthor]

Yeah, like where are the sweet words or just that need for closeness. Like "Love me! Oh, Ward, love me now!" Does he not love you? Are you not together? Not that you have to be together to have sex, but like...I don't think in a hook-up you're asking them to "love you" like that.

And, I mean, where's her orgasm? I know he had one, but what about her? I know in real life a lot of women don't but fiction is fiction for a reason, let the girl finish as it should be in real life too.

And yeah, a Louisville slugger...Don't think that feels very good. Also, I could think about was Carrie Underwood's "Before He Cheats" where it goes, took a Louisville slugger to both headlights. So, yeah.

Brain overworked and confused. So fun.

[mp3-seraph]

ALSO WHO TF DESCRIBES IT AS "a hot biscuit flavored with pee," the Author's Barely Disguised Fetish making a return???

Also why does she have to grab him by the scruff of his neck what is he a cat???

Sigh there are so many gripes I have with this

We could do better bestie

Actually we HAVE done better lmao-

[obsessivefanfictionauthor]

Yeah, we HAVE done better.

But also, the author didn't even say "scruff of his neck" they just said "scruff" and he was between her legs so is the author describing his HAIR as in the hair on his HEAD as scruff???

And yeah, the biscuit description is definitely...something. Not touching on that. Never touching on that.

And when I write a sex scene and worry that it's bad or that the blocking is off, I need only return to this and I won't think that anymore.

[mp3-seraph]

Speaking of not touching on that, I'm not eating that either from how it's described

[mp3-seraph]

I'm more mad about this "vena cavity" bullshit like okay are we just inventing body parts now :/

Also wtf

[obsessivefanfictionauthor]

wtf is right.

Anatomically, I'm like "how???" There's more stuff that needs to happen for sex. I should know, I write it all the time. Like..."shot out of him up through her vagina and uterus and her ovaries and up over her diaphragm and somehow down the vena cavity to her heart..."

It's the VENA CAVA!! And also: It's physically impossible for semen to travel that far. Like??!!

I'm so confused and I just did a French oral final an hour ago so...yeah...

[mp3-seraph]

Yeah I imagine the brain's already dead tired from working overtime but I feel like this is the last straw because how tf does it manage to come off like "is this satire or smth?" except the author is dead serious and you're wondering what they were on when they wrote this

Because this reads as crack

Like how do you manage to make sex sound like the people doing it get off on having circus music in the background

Also where is the intimacy

Where

Where is it

Where is the cute shit

Where is the just warm and fuzzy stuff

Where is the fucking BUILD UP.

[obsessivefanfictionauthor]

Yeah, like where are the sweet words or just that need for closeness. Like "Love me! Oh, Ward, love me now!" Does he not love you? Are you not together? Not that you have to be together to have sex, but like...I don't think in a hook-up you're asking them to "love you" like that.

And, I mean, where's her orgasm? I know he had one, but what about her? I know in real life a lot of women don't but fiction is fiction for a reason, let the girl finish as it should be in real life too.

And yeah, a Louisville slugger...Don't think that feels very good. Also, I could think about was Carrie Underwood's "Before He Cheats" where it goes, took a Louisville slugger to both headlights. So, yeah.

Brain overworked and confused. So fun.

[mp3-seraph]

ALSO WHO TF DESCRIBES IT AS "a hot biscuit flavored with pee," the Author's Barely Disguised Fetish making a return???

Also why does she have to grab him by the scruff of his neck what is he a cat???

Sigh there are so many gripes I have with this

We could do better bestie

Actually we HAVE done better lmao-

[mp3-seraph]

I'm more mad about this "vena cavity" bullshit like okay are we just inventing body parts now :/

Also wtf

[obsessivefanfictionauthor]

wtf is right.

Anatomically, I'm like "how???" There's more stuff that needs to happen for sex. I should know, I write it all the time. Like..."shot out of him up through her vagina and uterus and her ovaries and up over her diaphragm and somehow down the vena cavity to her heart..."

It's the VENA CAVA!! And also: It's physically impossible for semen to travel that far. Like??!!

I'm so confused and I just did a French oral final an hour ago so...yeah...

[mp3-seraph]

Yeah I imagine the brain's already dead tired from working overtime but I feel like this is the last straw because how tf does it manage to come off like "is this satire or smth?" except the author is dead serious and you're wondering what they were on when they wrote this

Because this reads as crack

Like how do you manage to make sex sound like the people doing it get off on having circus music in the background

Also where is the intimacy

Where

Where is it

Where is the cute shit

Where is the just warm and fuzzy stuff

Where is the fucking BUILD UP.

[mp3-seraph]

Mhgmhhmm honey garlic chicken 🤤