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Off course I didn't go camping for the long weekend. There are not enough people to torture there...

hen you have all that knowledge, you share it. You are welcome...‪

I've tried to help someone and I spilt coffee al over me. Not even the universe wants me to be nice... ‪

That time of the week when you realise that your friends are on vacations and you have to go to work...Kill them. Kill them all! ‪

Being forced to change from Gmail to Microsoft Outlook...just sucks....‪

$10.000 for an Apple Watch. I loooove Apple, but...nope. ‪

Never keep a bitch waiting

Tonight there is a party at work. I'll make fun of all my colleagues‪‬

Jon Stewart is leaving The Daily Show. Not even a bitch can deal with that‪ ‪ ‪

When you want to murder family members who insult you on Sunday gatherings... ‪

My sincere wishes to all who turn 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, and so on today‪

Really hate the mountains, and fresh air, and trees, and birds, and birdman‪

I would apologise for not talking to my friends, except I have no time..

I'm better than all of you

Hipsters + karaoke = #$%^U*#$%

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