sebastian

I’m not ftm I’m ftpx (female to professor x)

[princessclaire-anon-deactivated]

i don’t understand. we let chris evans walk around looking like this. AND IT WAS LEGAL?!

[itsjustkyss]

Just a quick thing... Idk y’all... I just thought it was pretty... inspired by rainbow steel and galaxy makeup... space is still cool, right?!

[Im gonna call him Chromaplier]

[spasschin]

This is beautiful omg

[xxbootyjuice-deactivated2023111]

[blec-boi]

Sorry guys I'm a bit numb :/

[500daysofeffyou-deactivated2017]

SpongeBob, where’s my order?

Did you look under the tray?

Oh. No I didn’t, sorry.

[faint-glimmers-of-hope]

The fact that Jackie Tyler probably lived for the rest of her life haunted by the idea of the Doctor having two dicks will never not be funny to me

[spasschin]

Doctor Who needs more INFP characters and I won't apologize for saying it...

Why have we not had a companion that was incredibly antisocial or suffering from anxiety who met the doctor and decided that needing to help him/her was worth the anxiety they would feel? Actually why have we not had anyone suffering from mental illness traveling with the doctor? Give me a suicidal companion who actually felt like they wanted to live again after meeting the doctor. please.

[expelliarmus]

[timeslord]

DOCTOR WHO | 6x01 

[aforest2006remaster]

concept

a beaded curtain, but instead of beads they’re worms on strings

[aforest2006remaster]

you know… these guys

[fanotastic]

Hi op I hope this satisfies your needs.

[citrineghost]

Needs more worms

I wanna make one of these that is like a literal curtain of worms

No clear strings available to get caught and tangle, I want them nose to ass like some kind of horrible human centipede of worms, covering my doorway

[lonevarg]

@fanotastic more worms

[fanotastic]

Aw fuck. Nothing makes you assholes happy.

[fanotastic]

Fuck you guys.

[fanotastic]

[fanotastic]

My fellow fuckers, I present you-

384

[kawiigirl86]

THE DEED IS DONE

[sushinfood]

I’ve never been so happy to see a conclusion.

[preciouscauliflower]

had a dream last night that the Daleks got wind of the phrase “an apple a day keeps the Doctor away” and, y’know, took it literally. they built this massive fucking fortress out of fucking apples and just like chilled in there and Rose was like “doctor wot r u gonna do” and ten was just like  “i’m not gonna do anything, maybe they’ll just sit quietly in their apple dome”

woke up laughing

[officecyborg]

this blog is a good-content-free zone. if I ever post anything good let me know and I’ll delete it

[raptorific]

Honestly if you want to know why Batman is necessary in Gotham City just remember that the Gotham City Police Department had a banquet honoring Commissioner Gordon and they ordered a cake from “Crazy Clown Catering.” Honestly, guess who jumped out of the cake, much to the surprise of the entire Gotham City Police Force, who by all logic should have an entire division devoted to Clown Felonies by this point

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

but it only works if 4 people are having sex lol

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

how many hands you got

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

two? don’t see how that’s relevant

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

allow me illustrate you

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

that’s still four people

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

i truly can’t make this any clearer

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

will smith isn’t gay. he has a wife and three beautiful, talented children

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

don’t know what you’re on about. will smith and slightly wider blue will smith have been married for years. they’re a hollywood love story

[naomster]

I can’t believe this post predicted the live action Aladdin genie

[demonicdavina-deactivated202004]

Mark 🐟bach

[keterkid]

People who are younger than you but taller

[gondor-calls-for-aid]

People who are younger than you but better than you at something

[emeraldembers]

People who are younger than you

[discipleofpuck]

People

[gentlepanpirate]

Being turned into a llama

[stabilizedinsanity]

A LLAMA?! HE’S SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!!!

[nemusou-blog]

yeah… weird

[adaarsvitaar]

I await the day video game characters can realistically drink out of cups

[fenmech]

[thranduils]

[thranduils]