Trap-Door Spider of Unintentional Innuendo

That's what she said. Mad Poetess/MP. As young as my teeth, slightly older than the internet. Girl who likes girls, guys, and others, but mostly girls. And cats. And dorks.

[mpoetess]

*Ride of the Valkyries accompaniment intensifies*

[highstyleprincess]

[bujnik]

[kindle-the-soul]

[strayfeathers-deactivated201710]

[yancakes]

[mudpuddledemon]

[jaqofspades]

[seren-pen]

[lemonsharks]

[thelastunicorg]

[broadway-is-a-thing]

[jaekakes]

[synnister]

[ivaan-ffxiv]

TOVA OMG

[jenfluff]

[raybees-deactivated20181218]

[djlegz]

[vannyxan]

[deactivated-blog]

[skallgrimr]

[kaijyuu]

[mpoetess]

[mpoetess]

Music to knit* by. Or the other thing. I blame @thats-what-sidhe-said. 

Links are to Amazon because paying artists is good, but for those who lack cash, The Tube of You has videos for all of them floating around as well.

Raise Your Glass – P!nk

Nasty – Janet Jackson

Fight Song – Rachel Platten

Bad Reputation – Joan Jett

Superwoman – Alicia Keys

I Will Be a Wall – Rae Spoon

I Will Survive - Gloria Gaynor

Make America Great Again – Pussy Riot

R-E-S-P-E-C-T – Aretha Franklin

Independence Day – Martina McBride

Talkin' Bout A Revolution – Tracy Chapman

Quiet – MILCK

Not Ready To Make Nice – Dixie Chicks

Sunny Came Home – Shawn Colvin

Hole In the Head – Sugababes

Flawless – Beyoncé ft. Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie

Let It Burn - Shawnee

Invincible – Pat Benatar

[mpoetess]

FLY, MY PRETTIES, FLY

[sailorstar-akimia]

Neko Atsume, a Haiku

The dish is empty. Tubbs, get off my fucking lawn. That was my good food.

[mpoetess]

GDI TUBBS.

[textsfromthefederation]

Submitted by comarum

[geekybombshell]

If You’re Having a Bad Day

Imagine Arthur Weasley discovering the show Mythbusters. 

[kookiechimchimtrash]

[mpoetess]

Thrilling Adventure Hour: Beyond Belief duckies, Part 6: Ducknado The Last Of Them (Franks, Sadies, and duckposts in general) Unless I Make More.

Frank and Sadie Doyle in gold and black with matching flasks were made for kimerakincaid, my partner-in-cosplay, to match our actual Frank and Sadie costumes.

*clink*

All Frank and Sadie ducks Sparks Nevada ducks Fandom duckies Master Post

[mpoetess]

Thrilling Adventure Hour: Beyond Belief duckies, Part 5.

Frank and Sadie Doyle in safari gear from White Hunter, Drunk Heart, polluting their bourbon with rocks because it’s hot out there on the veld, are still on my shelf.

Accompanied by another group shot of allllll the Franks and Sadies save the last pair who get their own post.

All Frank and Sadie ducks Sparks Nevada ducks Fandom duckies Master Post

[mpoetess]

Thrilling Adventure Hour: Beyond Belief duckies, Part 4.

Frank and Sadie Doyle in blue and silver drinking whiskey, and Frank and Sadie Doyle in blue and silver drinking Bloody Marys Bloody Marys Bloody Marys  are all still on my shelf.

All Frank and Sadie ducks Sparks Nevada ducks Fandom duckies Master Post

[mpoetess]

Thrilling Adventure Hour: Beyond Belief duckies, Part 3.

Frank and Sadie Doyle in blue yachting jacket and black/white lace drinking mojitos were made for throughtosunrise

Frank and Sadie Doyle in holiday best drinking champagne were made for thats-what-sidhe-said. With duplicate Before duckies for comparison.

All Frank and Sadie ducks Sparks Nevada ducks Fandom duckies Master Post

[mpoetess]

Thrilling Adventure Hour: Beyond Belief duckies, Part 2.

Frank and Sadie Doyle in white pinstripe suit and black dress drinking mojitos and/or gin mules were made for darklightluna.

Frank and Sadie Doyle in cream and zebra stripes drinking bourbon were made for Steelneko.

Frank and Sadie Doyle in grey-purple and white drinking screwdrivers are still sitting on my shelf.

All Frank and Sadie ducks Sparks Nevada ducks Fandom duckies Master Post

[mpoetess]

Thrilling Adventure Hour: Beyond Belief duckies, Part 1. 

Frank and Sadie Doyle in green and silver drinking Bloody Marys Bloody Marys Bloody Marys were made for airportsong. 

Frank and Sadie Doyle in red drinking screwdrivers/orange juice were made for Shadow. 

Finally, a box full of Frank and Sadie’s tiny drinks. I readily admit I cheated on the screwdrivers; those were available ready-made as dollhouse furniture. Everything else was made with resin, food coloring, beads, nail art fruit slices, and in the case of the celery, extremely distressed Q-Tip stems and paint.

I know, I know, the Doyles would both protest that the garnishes just take up valuable alcohol space, but shut up, they’re pretty, and also when your cocktails are less than a centimeter high, you need something visual in there to indicate that they are cocktails.

All Frank and Sadie ducks Sparks Nevada ducks Fandom duckies Master Post

[mpoetess]

And now the onslaught of TAH posts begins. 

First up: Sparks Nevada: Marshal on Mars and Croach the Tracker. And also Croach the Tracker and by the way, Croach the Tracker. Sparks was made for a friend who doesn’t Tumbl, and Croach... who doesn’t need Croach in their life?

(If you responded to that with anything but “no one,” you are incorrect.)

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Beyond Belief ducks Fandom duckies Master Post

[mpoetess]

Non-fandom, or only-tangentially-fandom ducks. The first is Hamlet, from the Northcoast Repertory Theater’s 2005 production, made for steelneko. The second is throughtosunrise‘s cat, Codex. Then there’s Chad the pigeon, made to torment flyingwithoutsegues over both her love-hatred of Chad Michael Murray, and her horror at the very existence of Hatoful Boyfriend. Finally there’s the two Buca di Beppo ducks, because our SDCC gang always gathers at the Pope Table in the Gaslamp Quarter Buca on the last Sunday of con. The Buca duck went to our waiter, and Pope Francis (whose vestments are made of ...well, what would you use?) belongs to thatvagrant, our annual reservations wrangler.

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