A Real Mary Sue

Bisexual as the day is long. Old enough to be your parent. Gender: queer. She/her. Photography blog: @marysuephotos

[realmarysue]

Blessed bouncing baby bunnies, I got a whoooole bunch of new actual true facts followers in a short amount of time.

Hi, I'm Mary Sue, yes that is my legal name. I am in my 40s, I'm genderqueer, I'm a socialist, I live in PDX ORE, I used to street medic during protests but I do more jail support these days, I have a cat named Posey who is polydactyl, I work a lot at a job that puts me in contact with lawyers and electrical engineers in equal quantities [and the opinions expressed on this blog are not those of my employer et c., et c.,], and I travel extensively.

Currently (April 2023) I am driving a wheelchair full time as I had a sock vs. hardwood floor incident that broke my femur, my tibia, and my fibula. Literally every person who knows me, when they heard this, said something to the effect of "of course you did, you always gotta overachieve".

I sometimes post actual posts on Tumblr, and sometimes comment on posts, but 99% of the time I am riding the queue queue train. There is a 100% amnesty if you decide you don't want to follow me any more, at any time. Conversely, I will block with extreme prejudice as I see fit.

Anyway, here is my cat, judging you.

Update December 2025: My dog is also judging you.

[mynaemsophie-deactivated2026031]

reblog to bap prev with your paw

[baetology]

Stop letting your heart and your pussy choose your men.

[trapbinch]

I’m confused, what is left…

[trapbinch]

Oh nvm lmao my brain. You right sis lol you is right

[baetology]

You really forgot your whole brain.

[pussylipgloss]

she read this post with her pussy

[atlantidea]

D.E.B.S (2004) dir. Angela Robinson

[autonomousresistance]

Warrior Crowd Control and Riot Manual

[aqueerkettleofish]

For those who have missed it, a tourist in Hawaii decided it would be fun to chuck a rock (a BIG rock) at a monk seal. He missed, but he was captured on video, and when told it was illegal to interfere with them, said "I'm rich, I can pay the fine."

Is the best part that he got doxxed? No.

Is the best part that he got tracked down by a local and beaten? No.

Arrested on state at federal charges, looking at up to 5 years and 50K? Nope.

The best part is the local city council's reaction.

And the best part of that is the look on the attorney's face.

[faetoof]

i enter the web design class

h1 {     font-family: “Comic Sans MS”;     font-size: “50px”;     font-color: “magenta”; }

[catgirlnips]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[rovermcfly]

I think a lot of people are forgetting that on tumblr fandom used to be practiced very differently. now everyone fucks off to their discords or tumblr groups to discuss everything with a select few, making tags be nearly only used for posting some finished fanworks or not at all

a decade ago people didn't have tumblr groups. people didn't even have dms. if you wanted to talk to anyone about anything you had to make a post, or send an ask (which more often than not would get published and thereby become a post in the end too)

so next time you think "I have a fandom thought but I have to find a small group of hyperspecifically like-minded people to share it with in private" remember all the freaks you could be missing out on meeting by keeping the tags dead. use tags, make friends. fuck discord.

[radicalgraff]

"Fight for your mom like she fought for you!"

Mother's Day banner-drop in Santiago, Chile

[katmegere]

It can be a "we" problem

Or why ART no longer lets Three out without a chaperone.

Join the SecUnit Revolution today!

[bard-like]

[what-even-is-thiss]

This post is ancient and stupid but I still laugh whenever I see it

[rhube]

Ancient and BRILLIANT, I think you mean.

[fuckyeahmexico]

holaaa me encantó la escultura de la serpiente, tienes imágenes de esculturas a Tlaloc?

Esta es la mas conocida, se encuentra afuera del Museo de Antropología de la ciudad de Mexico

Esta es mas pequeña, y se encuentra en el museo Amparo de Puebla

[thegreatyin]

every so often i look at pictures of baby fruit bats and i start sobbing.

peace and love on planet earth.

[thecraftgremlin]

Where’s that one post that’s like Reasons Why My Wife Cried This Week and when are we gonna get a fanfic of that but Ryland Grace.

[stargirl-and-potts]

Reasons my human has cried:

* New student, very small. Grace said it was pebble. Pebble is small Earth rock. Pebble likes name.

* He found out Eridians have no gender rules.

* Students brought him mineral sample. After he stopped crying he said he loves show-and-tell game. Human naming conventions oddly literal.

* I told him Earthsun grew bright.

* I took him up atop atmosphere bypass elevator to look at stars.

* He woke up from nap and found me still with him. I did not wait on his chest; he says I am heavy like “elephant” and he “couldn’t breathe.” I laid my arm over him instead, kept him close, feeling safe. He said “cuddle” was warm.

* Before class he heard younglings singing.

* He has plants in house from sprouts on ship. Plant grew “bud.”

* Engineers got seawater temperature right. He took off shoes and stood in water, sighing. He didn’t care about pants getting damp. Cried until shirt was also damp. Humans very endlessly wet.

* He missed “Doritos.”

* Adrian helped food scientists make taumoeba dried paste. Made it crunchy after heating. We fused it into triangle form. Told him it was Tauritos. That made him laugh-cry. Laugh-cry is rare and precious.

* He remembered Eridians have no gender rules.

* We made him celebration outfit. Used metals he calls pretty. He can see frequencies named “colorful” and “shiny.” These make humans happiest.

* I gave him hug when he wasn’t expecting it. Easier to hug close now with exosuit. Hug when Grace sitting down so he does not fall over.

* Told him to think long time, stay with me as long as he can.

[batsy-bueller]

Sometimes the internet is good because what do you mean Minifigs.me made the Artemis II crew as minifigs complete with a jar of Nutella

[pulsingvoid]

i can't do this anymore guys. dostoevsky never wrote this. please. can anyone hear me. if you do proper research the earliest version of this quote is from like a 2010 facebook quote with a magenta flower on it. it's gotten so bad that it's even credited to him on goodreads but nobody can source where he wrote it because he fucking didn't. i can't keep seeing this in your web weaves. dostoevsky the author of crime and punishment did not in fact write "you were destined for me. perhaps as a punishment". that is just simply not true. please nod and tell me you understand

[foggyeyes]

"this quote was attributed to me. perhaps as a punishment." -dostoevsky

[yaoipussy]

society is never going to be free until preference in sexual position stops being treated as astrology for queers