Dream a little bigger, darling.

It's Jyuu! Pan/gendersomething Aggressively Enthusiastic and Full of Charm.

[animentality]

[disasterofahuman]

[nocturnal-stims]

Weeping monster pots

👁 Eamonquigs on IG

[lillagrim]

[relelvance]

In what world is tall muscular man not conventionally attractive

[piedude]

We've all been down here too long. I truly think there's a chunk of tumblr's population that can no longer survive sunlight.

[reagan-slayer69]

women will say “hear me out” and show u a photo of pyramid head and then tumblr users will go “this is a perfectly normal man and an ice cold take”

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

Seal Script (Zhuànshū 篆书) is the oldest form of Shufa(Chinese calligraphy) still in use today. It emerged during the Zhou Dynasty and was standardized in the Qin Dynasty. The characters are often elongated and composed of balanced, curved lines. It can look complex and retains a somewhat pictorial quality, reminding you of its origins in ancient inscriptions on bronzes and bones. In short, it's a highly artistic and historical style, often used for seals and formal inscriptions. OP is writing the Chinese idiom "能歌善舞neng ge shan wu" describes a person who is both a skilled singer and an elegant dancer. (cr 云舒先生)

[official-linguistics-post]

official linguistics post

[yoildayday]

[orpheuslament]

do any of you guys remember that sculpture of theseus & the minotaur that lowkey looks like theseus is riding the minotaur like his life depends on it

[gutsheapofrawiron]

this one?

[justfriendsbestthings]

Is the lowkey in the room with us?

[glitched-eyes]

Saw this when I was in London this summer, I stopped my friend to point at it and said "holy shit it's the statue of Theseus fucking the Minotaur" in the middle of the very busy museum.

[virgo-disaster]

The bird app has a lot of garbage but this thread really tickled me this morning:

Bonus:

[naamahdarling]

Did Troy Baker know?

When he signed on to do Death Stranding 2, did Troy "Joel Lastofus" Baker (who is an INCREDIBLE voice actor capable of drawling the bloomers off a nun) KNOW what Higgs was going to do the second time he appears?

Was TROY BAKER (whose voice, in the first game, singlehandedly elevated Higgs from "junior year edgelord you could still shove into a locker" to "unhinged enough to be a threat, and also possibly interesting enough to be worth keeping") AWARE that the ensuing action sequence will have to be enshrined in some sort of cringe hall of fame? Not even the sort of cringe that makes you proud to be trash, but the kind that makes you want to retroactively delete your slight attraction to a character. The secondhand embarrassment was so acute it had me hiding behind one hand, desperately grateful my boyfriend was asleep because I did not want to be seen participating in this.

Was Troy Baker aware that his considerable talent would be used for this purpose? How does he feel about it? I'm worried for him.

I am not angry, or even really let down. We all knew Higgs was a massive poser who thinks he is a hundred times cooler than he is, so this was all entirely in character, and I think this is absolutely the most hilarious collapse of credibility I have ever seen in a video game. But I cannot now take Higgs seriously enough even to contemplate brat-taming catboy AUs and have simply exiled him from Fuckable Losers Land, never to return. Sir, you are not even worth correcting, and your presence as an underling is no longer welcome at this breeding facility. Leave at once or you will be shown out.

My god.

[naamahdarling]

He sucks so bad. He doesn't even get the dignity of being shown out by security. Just. Here's a cardboard box. Pack up your dying succulent and your sticky Funko Pops and get the fuck out. You're being replaced by a long Furby. Loo-loo koo-wah bye-bye.

[naamahdarling]

I'm so incensed.

Higgs' dialog goes so fucking hard. Troy Baker is so damn good so every line's a banger. But I can't get an erection while he's power-chording his way around Australia with Satan's Ibanez, cosplaying Alice Cooper. Badly.

HOW do you fuck this up. I love a good writhing in torment scene.

When he purred "Suffer for me, baby," it should have been like the Hoover Dam giving way inside my boxer briefs. There should have been an XL Baja Blast at my Taco Bell.

But no.

My flaps feel like cardboard and my underwear is tattering away like mummy robes. Cartoon moths are fluttering out.

Please won't someone at least sit on him and draw him some eyebrows???

My god.

[ass-watcher111]

Visit Original Link

[aster-is-confused]

my favorite genre of bird picture

[socialistexan]

[scratch-meowt]

my hottest take

[keeper-of-the-flames]

Counter point, those machines can make me a peach sprite.

[pusheenthenerdcat]

guys did you know the tech in that nefangled machine revolutionized preemie healthcare

[maimonideznuts]

[pusheenthenerdcat]

yeah the guy who invented them made incredibly precise infusion pumps (as opposed to gravity fed ivs) which not only meant they could give medications to teeny tiny babies safely, it's also used for insulin pumps and portable dialysis machines. the key element is that it's a peristaltic pump so the liquid stays in sterile tubing for safety

(unholy drink cloaca uses it to dispense precise amounts of flavored sugar syrup)

[hedgebotherer]

Then how the haters loved him,

As they shouted out with glee,

"Unholy Drink Cloaca

You'll go down in history!"

[bahari-official]

me: i wanna talk about my ocs

someone: ok tell me about your ocs

me, suddenly convinced that every single thing about my ocs is stupid and cringy and probably offensive: i. have them

[skelesass]

"Don't look don't look" the shadows breathe Whispering me away from you

[polar-day-b]

系列＊

[aubrey-plaza]

THE SHAPE OF WATER (2017) dir. Guillermo del Toro

[bicolossus]

These are the best tags @puddle–wonderful

[uncleromeo]

[aquadraco20]

Good catch! Shape of the Water doesnt use modern day American sign language, but this was intentional. There were two ASL coaches who taught Sally Hawkins (the main actress) how to sign using period appropriate ASL to match the time period depicted in the film.

[dear-ebony-rose]

^^^ ALL of this!

[marzipanandminutiae]

no surprise there- it’s Guillermo del toro, who hired dialect coaches so specific for “upper-class Northeastern American c. 1901” and “northern British 19th-century upper-class person who was taught to speak more Posh at some point” that people accused the actors of Bad Accents

[skodasforge]

I literally don’t know anything about the Pitt but I do think that Dr Noah Wyle should rail the medical intern that looks like a wet weasel. Both because it would be hot and also because I know the discourse on this site would be nuclear.

[skodasforge]

The gif that inspired this post btw

[thebananamanfan64]

no absalutely not. This is yaoi that I don't support. Not only is the age gap huge, the power dynamic is incredibly unethical

[peachfromcmbyn]

Wow, sub 50 notes and the discourse is already nuclear. That is a prediction you can take to the bank. Impressive even.